Problems

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Song Problems
Artist Joe Walsh
Album The Confessor
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[00:-2.00] Jay-Z - 99 Problems
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[00:00.45] If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[00:02.80] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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[00:05.72] I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
[00:08.18] Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
[00:10.80] Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
[00:13.50] I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
[00:15.90] If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
[00:18.40] You'd celebrate the minute you was having doe
[00:20.96] I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
[00:23.76] If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
[00:26.26] Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
[00:28.61] They don't play my hits well I don't give a shit SO
[00:31.47] Rap mags try and use my black ass
[00:34.01] So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
[00:36.91] I don't know what you take me as
[00:38.97] or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
[00:41.65] I'm from rags to ritches nigga I ain't dumb
[00:44.17] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[00:46.60] Hit me
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[00:49.90] 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
[00:51.91] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[00:54.45] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[00:56.89] Hit me
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[00:57.58] The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
[00:59.73] In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law
[01:02.17] I got two choices yall pull over the car or
[01:04.48] bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
[01:07.50] Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake
[01:10.10] Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
[01:12.31] So I...pull over to the side of the road
[01:14.90] And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
[01:17.71] Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low
[01:20.09] Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
[01:22.76] Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
[01:25.35] "Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
[01:27.98] "License and registration and step out of the car"
[01:30.56] "Are you carrying a weapon on you I know alot of you are"
[01:33.16] I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit
[01:35.65] "Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
[01:38.57] Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
[01:41.05] And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that
[01:43.30] "Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
[01:47.21] "Or somebody important or something?"
[01:49.15] Nah I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bit
[01:51.35] Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
[01:53.70] "Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
[01:56.26] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[01:58.67] Hit me
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[02:01.82] 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
[02:03.88] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[02:06.42] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[02:08.91] Hit me
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[02:12.22] 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
[02:14.13] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[02:16.62] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[02:19.14] Hit me
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[02:19.93] Now once upon a time not too long ago
[02:21.86] A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
[02:24.35] This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy
[02:26.93] But a pussy having no God Damn sense, try and push me
[02:30.12] I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
[02:32.09] Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
[02:35.03] You know the type loud as a motor bike
[02:37.43] But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
[02:39.79] The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clapping
[02:42.53] He and his boys gon' be yapping to the captain
[02:45.39] And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
[02:47.70] Back through the system with the riff raff again
[02:50.45] Fiends on the floor scratching again
[02:52.86] Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them
[02:55.22] D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again
[02:58.01] Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African
[03:00.60] All because this fool was horrasin them
[03:03.13] Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin
[03:05.70] But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
[03:08.26] I got 99 problems but being a bitch ain't one
[03:10.78] Hit me
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[03:13.96] 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
[03:15.97] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:18.48] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[03:21.00] Hit me
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[03:24.18] 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
[03:26.30] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:28.84] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[03:31.29] Hit me
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[03:37.17] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:39.33] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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[03:43.24] You're crazy for this one Rick
[03:45.57] It's your boy
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