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Standin' in the runway |
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Wavin' at the plane |
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There goes everything you own |
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You called home collect |
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And they didn't know your name |
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Starin' at the telephone |
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You thought he was a doctor |
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Now he says he's not |
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But the noices seem to tell for sure |
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And according to the symptoms |
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It isn't all you got |
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A shame they haven't found a cure |
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Didn't know the reason |
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You start to feel the rub |
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You know it isn't easy |
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Well, welcome to the club |
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Well, you thought they'd take it lightly |
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They're actin' kinda rash |
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Caught you in a loadin' zone |
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So they smile very politely |
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Relieved you of your cash |
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Suddenly you're all alone |
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You play the double agent |
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You bug eachother's phone |
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You got the place surrounded |
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There ain't nobody home |
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It's gettin' hard to please 'em |
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You start to feel the rub |
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You know it isn't easy |
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Well, welcome to the club |
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Come on and join us in the club |