Song | Pain In Da Ass Stewardess |
Artist | Redman |
Artist | Drama Squad |
Album | Doc's Da Name 2000 |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
[00:03.75] | Ladies and Gentleman we'll be landing in about 20 minutes, |
[00:06.63] | ascending into Kennedy Airport. |
[00:07.75] | The time is 5:20 am and were a little bit early this evening. |
[00:11.31] | The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling. |
[00:14.75] | Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you has a pleasent flight. |
[00:18.06] | We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones. |
[00:20.19] | So please fasten your seatbelts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your...ass (laughs). |
[00:25.50] | Stewardess: |
[00:26.19] | Sir can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing. |
[00:29.06] | Redman: |
[00:29.37] | Aight, Imma do it right now I get just something gotta out of this bag. |
[00:31.86] | Stewardess: |
[00:33.23] | Sir can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away. |
[00:36.73] | Redman: |
[00:37.11] | Alright hold on I told you imma do it right in one minute I just got to get something out of this bag. |
[00:42.23] | Stewardess: |
[00:42.48] | Sir can you please turn off that walkmen I've been telling you this intire flight it's against federal regulations to use a walk |
[00:48.05] | Redman: |
[00:48.30] | Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't trying to hear that, listen I told you i was going to do it in one minute, your starting to get on my ****ing nerves, get the **** outta here aight. |
[00:56.54] | Stewardess: |
[00:56.73] | Sir is there a problem? |
[00:57.98] | Redman: |
[00:58.30] | *sighs* Yeah there's a problem. |
[00:59.92] | Stewardess: |
[01:00.10] | Do I have to alert the captain? |
[01:01.73] | Redman: |
[01:01.98] | Yeah...alert your Captain this (gun cocks)Get the **** over here! |
[01:04.73] | (stewardess screams) come here (stewardess still screaming)Take me to the ****ing captain! |
[01:09.48] | (door opens, stewardess still screaming) |
[01:10.55] | Who's in charge here? |
[01:11.98] | Captain: |
[01:12.23] | I am |
[01:13.05] | (Gun Fires) |
[01:13.54] | Redman: |
[01:13.98] | I said who's in charge here? |
[01:15.67] | Co-Pilot: |
[01:15.92] | Uh, you are. |
[01:16.79] | Redman: |
[01:17.11] | Alright then, now turn this muther****er around! |
[01:18.79] | Redman talking on intercom: |
[01:20.11] | Is this shit on?...Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking. |
[01:23.55] | This is a muther-****ing stickup. We'll be cruzing at an altitude of 30,000 feet. |
[01:30.30] | I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings, muther****ing shoes, sneakers, socks, |
[01:37.55] | I want the credit cards the welfare cards I even want your ****ing frequent flyer miles. |
[01:42.86] | I'm telling you the first muther****er to move is gonna catch this muther****er. |
[01:48.60] | Now send the bag around....Thank you. |
[01:52.35] | (people start screaming) |
[01:54.22] | Redman: |
[01:54.54] | Muther****er didn't don't I movesay |
[01:56.08] | (gun fires 4 time) |
[01:58.03] | (Plane starts falling) |
[01:58.84] | (people still screaming) |
[00:03.75] | Ladies and Gentleman we' ll be landing in about 20 minutes, |
[00:06.63] | ascending into Kennedy Airport. |
[00:07.75] | The time is 5: 20 am and were a little bit early this evening. |
[00:11.31] | The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling. |
[00:14.75] | Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you has a pleasent flight. |
[00:18.06] | We' ll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones. |
[00:20.19] | So please fasten your seatbelts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your... ass laughs. |
[00:25.50] | Stewardess: |
[00:26.19] | Sir can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing. |
[00:29.06] | Redman: |
[00:29.37] | Aight, Imma do it right now I get just something gotta out of this bag. |
[00:31.86] | Stewardess: |
[00:33.23] | Sir can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away. |
[00:36.73] | Redman: |
[00:37.11] | Alright hold on I told you imma do it right in one minute I just got to get something out of this bag. |
[00:42.23] | Stewardess: |
[00:42.48] | Sir can you please turn off that walkmen I' ve been telling you this intire flight it' s against federal regulations to use a walk |
[00:48.05] | Redman: |
[00:48.30] | Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain' t trying to hear that, listen I told you i was going to do it in one minute, your starting to get on my ing nerves, get the outta here aight. |
[00:56.54] | Stewardess: |
[00:56.73] | Sir is there a problem? |
[00:57.98] | Redman: |
[00:58.30] | sighs Yeah there' s a problem. |
[00:59.92] | Stewardess: |
[01:00.10] | Do I have to alert the captain? |
[01:01.73] | Redman: |
[01:01.98] | Yeah... alert your Captain this gun cocks Get the over here! |
[01:04.73] | stewardess screams come here stewardess still screaming Take me to the ing captain! |
[01:09.48] | door opens, stewardess still screaming |
[01:10.55] | Who' s in charge here? |
[01:11.98] | Captain: |
[01:12.23] | I am |
[01:13.05] | Gun Fires |
[01:13.54] | Redman: |
[01:13.98] | I said who' s in charge here? |
[01:15.67] | CoPilot: |
[01:15.92] | Uh, you are. |
[01:16.79] | Redman: |
[01:17.11] | Alright then, now turn this muther er around! |
[01:18.79] | Redman talking on intercom: |
[01:20.11] | Is this shit on?... Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking. |
[01:23.55] | This is a muther ing stickup. We' ll be cruzing at an altitude of 30, 000 feet. |
[01:30.30] | I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings, muther ing shoes, sneakers, socks, |
[01:37.55] | I want the credit cards the welfare cards I even want your ing frequent flyer miles. |
[01:42.86] | I' m telling you the first muther er to move is gonna catch this muther er. |
[01:48.60] | Now send the bag around.... Thank you. |
[01:52.35] | people start screaming |
[01:54.22] | Redman: |
[01:54.54] | Muther er didn' t don' t I movesay |
[01:56.08] | gun fires 4 time |
[01:58.03] | Plane starts falling |
[01:58.84] | people still screaming |
[00:03.75] | Ladies and Gentleman we' ll be landing in about 20 minutes, |
[00:06.63] | ascending into Kennedy Airport. |
[00:07.75] | The time is 5: 20 am and were a little bit early this evening. |
[00:11.31] | The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling. |
[00:14.75] | Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you has a pleasent flight. |
[00:18.06] | We' ll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones. |
[00:20.19] | So please fasten your seatbelts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your... ass laughs. |
[00:25.50] | Stewardess: |
[00:26.19] | Sir can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing. |
[00:29.06] | Redman: |
[00:29.37] | Aight, Imma do it right now I get just something gotta out of this bag. |
[00:31.86] | Stewardess: |
[00:33.23] | Sir can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away. |
[00:36.73] | Redman: |
[00:37.11] | Alright hold on I told you imma do it right in one minute I just got to get something out of this bag. |
[00:42.23] | Stewardess: |
[00:42.48] | Sir can you please turn off that walkmen I' ve been telling you this intire flight it' s against federal regulations to use a walk |
[00:48.05] | Redman: |
[00:48.30] | Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain' t trying to hear that, listen I told you i was going to do it in one minute, your starting to get on my ing nerves, get the outta here aight. |
[00:56.54] | Stewardess: |
[00:56.73] | Sir is there a problem? |
[00:57.98] | Redman: |
[00:58.30] | sighs Yeah there' s a problem. |
[00:59.92] | Stewardess: |
[01:00.10] | Do I have to alert the captain? |
[01:01.73] | Redman: |
[01:01.98] | Yeah... alert your Captain this gun cocks Get the over here! |
[01:04.73] | stewardess screams come here stewardess still screaming Take me to the ing captain! |
[01:09.48] | door opens, stewardess still screaming |
[01:10.55] | Who' s in charge here? |
[01:11.98] | Captain: |
[01:12.23] | I am |
[01:13.05] | Gun Fires |
[01:13.54] | Redman: |
[01:13.98] | I said who' s in charge here? |
[01:15.67] | CoPilot: |
[01:15.92] | Uh, you are. |
[01:16.79] | Redman: |
[01:17.11] | Alright then, now turn this muther er around! |
[01:18.79] | Redman talking on intercom: |
[01:20.11] | Is this shit on?... Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking. |
[01:23.55] | This is a muther ing stickup. We' ll be cruzing at an altitude of 30, 000 feet. |
[01:30.30] | I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings, muther ing shoes, sneakers, socks, |
[01:37.55] | I want the credit cards the welfare cards I even want your ing frequent flyer miles. |
[01:42.86] | I' m telling you the first muther er to move is gonna catch this muther er. |
[01:48.60] | Now send the bag around.... Thank you. |
[01:52.35] | people start screaming |
[01:54.22] | Redman: |
[01:54.54] | Muther er didn' t don' t I movesay |
[01:56.08] | gun fires 4 time |
[01:58.03] | Plane starts falling |
[01:58.84] | people still screaming |