| Song | Sex And Gasoline - normal |
| Artist | Rodney Crowell |
| Album | Sex & Gasoline |
| So much beauty, abs and tush | |
| Swoop down on you like a burnin' bush | |
| Pop religion bullwhip thin | |
| Says you ain't nothing but the shape you're in | |
| Come on now girl, genuflect nude magazine | |
| This mean old world runs on sex and gasoline | |
| 19 candles adorn your cake | |
| Life's simple pleasures is a chance you take | |
| So here's the skinny, indulge the urge | |
| Then sometime later you can binge and purge | |
| Come on little girl, we both know what I mean | |
| This mean old world runs on sex and gasoline | |
| You're pushing thirty, why you old hag | |
| Here's something dirty for your shopping bag | |
| You spend the money and here's the deal | |
| We'll do our best to mend your sex appeal | |
| Ah, come on dear girl, the process is routine | |
| This mean old world runs on sex and gasoline | |
| Your over forty, that's it for you | |
| I'm pretty sure there's nothing else that we can do | |
| Perhaps the convent, perhaps the knife | |
| You woulda, coulda, shoulda been a rich man's wife | |
| Come on old girl, Lolita in her prime was yet thirteen | |
| This star crossed world runs on sex and gasoline | |
| Tired ol' story, sad but true | |
| We mama's boys have got it in for you | |
| Our faults are many, our virtues nil | |
| We never loved you and we never will | |
| Ah, come on now girl, it's time we both come clean | |
| This mean old world runs on sex and gasoline | |
| From the first grade princess to the last homecoming queen | |
| The star crossed world runs on sex and gasoline | |
| The whole wide world runs on sex and gasoline | |
| Oh yes and your momma's world ran on sex and gasoline |
| So much beauty, abs and tush | |
| Swoop down on you like a burnin' bush | |
| Pop religion bullwhip thin | |
| Says you ain' t nothing but the shape you' re in | |
| Come on now girl, genuflect nude magazine | |
| This mean old world runs on sex and gasoline | |
| 19 candles adorn your cake | |
| Life' s simple pleasures is a chance you take | |
| So here' s the skinny, indulge the urge | |
| Then sometime later you can binge and purge | |
| Come on little girl, we both know what I mean | |
| This mean old world runs on sex and gasoline | |
| You' re pushing thirty, why you old hag | |
| Here' s something dirty for your shopping bag | |
| You spend the money and here' s the deal | |
| We' ll do our best to mend your sex appeal | |
| Ah, come on dear girl, the process is routine | |
| This mean old world runs on sex and gasoline | |
| Your over forty, that' s it for you | |
| I' m pretty sure there' s nothing else that we can do | |
| Perhaps the convent, perhaps the knife | |
| You woulda, coulda, shoulda been a rich man' s wife | |
| Come on old girl, Lolita in her prime was yet thirteen | |
| This star crossed world runs on sex and gasoline | |
| Tired ol' story, sad but true | |
| We mama' s boys have got it in for you | |
| Our faults are many, our virtues nil | |
| We never loved you and we never will | |
| Ah, come on now girl, it' s time we both come clean | |
| This mean old world runs on sex and gasoline | |
| From the first grade princess to the last homecoming queen | |
| The star crossed world runs on sex and gasoline | |
| The whole wide world runs on sex and gasoline | |
| Oh yes and your momma' s world ran on sex and gasoline |