Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook - normal

Song Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook - normal
Artist Justin Sane
Album Life, Love, and the Pursuit of Justice

Lyrics

You can..."Learn to escape from quicksand, hot-wire a car Survive an avalanche, fend off a shark Deliver a baby in a taxi cab Survive a poisonous snake attack Jump from a moving car, break down a door Escape from killer bees..." and so much more "The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook The indispensable indestructable guide For surviving lifes sudden turns for the...WORST!" "Caution: Book will explode if scanned"
Luckily, I bet the next edition will tell
How to survive when a book explodes
You can..."Learn to survive if your parachute fails to open Identify a bomb, take a punch! Deal with a charging bull, win a sword fight Survive adrift at sea, treat frostbite Leap from a motorcycle to a car Wrestle free from an alligator." "The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook The indispensable indestructable guide For surviving lifes sudden turns for the...WORST!"