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I gotta tell you this too,you know, |
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I'm a short fucker,you know,like |
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I said,I gotta, |
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I work purely off personality. |
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I aint got a problem with it. |
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If I was tall |
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I'd probably be stupid, |
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I'm just guessing, |
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I don't know. |
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But you tall fuckers got it good when it comes to walking in the bedroom,just dropping your drawers."Oh my god what the fu-" |
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You know.We, |
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Us short fuckers gotta be creative. |
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I came up with something. |
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Put on a wig,and talk with an accent. |
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I brought my wig with me, |
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I'd like to share it with you: |
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Hello my name is |
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Carlos. I want to make love to you. |
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I want you to get on the bed,and take off your panties,do as i say. |
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Hurry girlfriend,right now,okay. |
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Then I want you to pretend that your feet hate each other,do as i say. |
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Heh,you drunk fuckers'll try to use that line tonight. |
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Every one of you will fuck it up too "Get up dere on the bed and pretend your feet stink.Well I can't remember what he sed just get your panties off!!I want a lil pootie poo." |
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One of you girls tonight will be lucky enough to have your hiney spanked by |
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Carlos.Who will it be? |
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Who will be my sexy girl? |
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I will find you sexy girl and you will come. |
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And when you come you will come again,who will it be? |
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Who will be my sexy girl? |
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I want my sexy girl right now,where is she? |
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I like you,right there,hiding behind your boyfriend. |
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Come to Carlos. |
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Look at you! |
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I like you sexy girl where did you get that dress? |
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Right now |
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I tell you. |
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I tell-Here's whats going to happen. |
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I will spank your hiney,like this. |
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You will really like this- |
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Don't fight it,do as i say! |
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We will have fun. |
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Come to Carlos,right now. |
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Bend over this chair,do as i say. |
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Bend over! (hoh) |
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Man!Over-achiever, |
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I love her! |
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Oh wai-I li-oh- |
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It's okay, |
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I play,I play,she attack me,you saw,okay. |
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Ummm,when you bend over, |
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I would like to do a little trick. |
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I would like to make my weiner dissapear,okay? |
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No no,no no,it's okay,it's okay,it's okay,it will reappear. |
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And then dissapear again,really fast,it's o- |
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Aye!I play! |
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She attack me,you saw,okay. |
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She can't keep her hands off me,look at that,okay. |
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Crazy. I tell you what,you don't want to do that, |
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I tell you what. |
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Lay on Carlos. |
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Come,lay on |
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Carlos!It's fun,come to- |
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Come!Bouncy ride,bouncy ride,come on. |
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Lay on Carlos! |
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Okay,okay,okay. |
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Sometimes it does not work. |
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A woman needs a little romance, |
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I will give it to her. |
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I tell you what. |
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Get on your chair,just like this,it's okay. |
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Give me that, |
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I tell you what,give me that water,right there. |
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Here,I'll give you a little something,make you,put you in the mood. |
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This is,uh,this is horny juice. |
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It'll make you very horny,be careful. |
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Taste.You are horny,huh? |
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Ahaha.I will be horny with you. |
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I will be a little more horny than you. |
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Oh,he wants to be horny too. |
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We will have a threesome! |
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Jesus Christ |
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Vah!!!Ahahahahaha |
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I like you. |
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You will fall in love before it's over,don't fight it. |
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You are horny right now. |
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I tell you what |
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I will do, |
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I will sing to you: |
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As I walk on to the stage, |
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Tonight I turn another page, |
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Another nitch up in my cup, |
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I will sit down in your lap, |
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Look at you you turn me o-oon, |
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I squeeze your boobs when we're alo-oone |
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I am caught up in your trap... |
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I hope she dont give me the clap |
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Okay,I play. |
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Thanks for coming out, |
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Good Night! |
