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I don't like poodles and potpourri |
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Pastel colors ain't good on me |
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I need a woman that |
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I can't squeeze |
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These are the things that |
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I believe |
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I like John |
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Wayne and overalls |
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Hate chick flicks and shopping malls |
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I thank God that |
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I've got balls |
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A pickup truck and a texas drawl |
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I don't like flowers and fancy wine |
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Or talking on the telephone all the time |
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I don't want nothing near my behind |
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It's an exit, it suits me fine |
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These are all those reasons |
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I ain't queer (These are all the reasons he ain't queer) |
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I think two holes are better than one |
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If you ask me, well thats more fun |
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In 'n' out and then |
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I'm done Two guys kissing would make me run |
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I don't like sex on a fufu bed |
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I don't want to dance with a guy name |
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Fred I did it once and my face turned red |
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You saw the tape so enoughs been said |
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Me and my buddies we like to drink |
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Watching fights at the hockey rink |
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You won't catch me wearing pink |
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I like the fact that my pecker don't stink |
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Oh, these are all the reasons |
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I ain't queer |
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Don't be poking nothing near my rear, yeah |
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These are all those reasons |
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The crazy cuckoo reasons |
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These are all those reasons |
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I ain't queer |
