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{Go back, go back |
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Go back to ur dorm, you got your roommate |
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That never works out, that never works out |
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They don't want it to work out |
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They want it like it is |
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A real world episode in your dorm room}{ |
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Like I, uh, like |
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I don't understand |
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Like they have the compatibility tests |
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You fill out at the beginning of the year |
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Thats such a joke with that test you fill out |
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At the beginning of the year |
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It's like, "I like Rock and Roll" |
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I like staying up late}{ |
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And I love the ladies,oh yeah oh |
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Okay we got the perfect room mate for you |
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He's an opera major, he's an arptileptic |
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An' he's gay, so go fight each other |
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We got four camera angles |
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That'll be perfect |
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Welcome to college go screw yourself}{ |
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Yeah, thats what we say here, go ahead |
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Then u think yourself, okay |
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I got it beat |
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I got it beat my buddy from high school's comin' up |
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He's gonna be my room mate |
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Its gonna be awesome |
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No, that is never awesome |
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It doesn't work out |
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No it doesn't}{ |
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Hate to tell ya, u will fight each other |
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You will just get, you will get, |
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I'll tell ya |
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Why one of is 'cuz they have too much dirt on you |
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Your friend from home has too much dirt on you}{ |
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They'll kill you they'll crush you in an argument for no reason |
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Like you just say hey man, uh |
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These dishes have been in the sink for like 2 weeks |
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Man, and their your dishes, are you gonna clean them or what? |
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Yeah remember when you had crabs in 6 grade?} |
