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See, that's what college is all about |
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Man you gotta love college |
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Man it's the best thing in the world |
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You drink, you have fun, you do the walk of shame |
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Yeah, you gotta do the walk of shame |
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For those of you who don't know what the walk of shame is |
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That's when you hook up with someone |
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The night before and you have to walk all the way across campus |
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All dishevelled the next morning, in the same clothes |
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Oh no, no, |
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I was over at the library, |
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I was over |
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I stayed overnight, overnight studying |
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You go to your dorm in the morning |
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There's like a line of kids waiting to get to the shower |
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It's like, bunch of zombies just walking |
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Uh, uh, uh, the guy with the flip-flops is beating everybody |
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He's got his little basket of stuff with him |
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You have to have your little shower basket of stuff |
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This little baskets holds, like |
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Your shampoo, your soap, your loofa |
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And girls have, like, this nice loofa |
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It's like this little mesh, pink loofa |
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Takes off your dead skin, it's really nice |
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No, for guys we have the option |
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We have, like, this |
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French bread lookin' loofa |
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That rips out your ass hair |
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Yeah, thank you very much ow, ow |
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Ow, ow, walking back to my dorm, everyone's like"Hey Jim, nice tan" |
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I'm like, "It's my third layer of skin""I just over-loofa'd, call the doctorThe wind hurts me, who's got the window open? Shut it" |