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Hello, hello my name is |
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Jimmy Fallon |
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And welcome to the auditions for |
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Troll Productions |
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IncRemember, we're looking for a star or celebrity |
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To sponsor our new line of trolls dolls, in our new series of commercials |
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So thanks for coming |
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Let's just start the auditions, first up, |
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Mr. John Travolta |
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She's like, |
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I swear to |
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God, I mean |
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I can't believe you guys are trying to sell these things, right |
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I mean like, who does his hair? |
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I mean like, his hair's so frizzy |
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I mean like, you guys can probably get some |
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Like, anti-freeze shampoo or something, right? |
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I meanI don't know how you guys expect to sell these things |
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Looking so weird, right? |
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Thank you, next up, |
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Cliff Calvin, the mailman from |
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Cheers?Hey, thanks a lot to ya buddy |
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I was talking with |
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Marty about these dolls |
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Turns out, the uh, turns out the actual midget trolls |
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Were made in the 1300's, by, |
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Indian chiefs |
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Looking for a story to keep their children occupied |
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These trolls are nice but |
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I'd rather be having a beer |
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With Normy back at the bar |
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Thank you, |
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Cliffy, next up, comedian |
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Jerry Seinfeld |
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Okay people, okay will you look at these things? |
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I mean, do you remember when dolls used to have |
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Moving arms and legs, am |
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I right? He doesn't have any pants on |
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What's the deal with that? |
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No pants, you get the doll |
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You don't get the pants |
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Thank you, uh, next up, actor |
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Nicolas Cage |
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Who? What? |
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Where?That's all |
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I got for that one actually |
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Next up, comedian |
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Robin Williams |
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Oh yes, troll dolls, yes a beautiful thing, yes |
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It's a beautiful thing, yes looks like |
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Don King on |
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Viagra, yes |
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Yes, suddenly the guy's at home going"What the hell's going on there?", yes |
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Meanwhile, there's a kid at home going"Daddy, I want the Harry Potter doll", yes |
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Meanwhile, the guy's at home going"I'm seeing the anti-Christ and it is a troll doll", yes |
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Suddenly Arnold |
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Schwarzenegger's at home going"Yeah, I like to eat troll doll with my English Muffin", yes |
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Suddenly, |
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Mr. Happy's coming out going"Lewinski, Lewinski", yes thank you |
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Next up, next up, next up for the auditions, |
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Mr. Gilbert |
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GottfriedWhat is this? |
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What kinda kid plays with something like this? |
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They're so weird looking |
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What kinda kid would play with something like this? |
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I'd like to be the voice of this and that's not good |
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Thank you, last but not least, |
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Mr. Adam Sandler |
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Alright, how ya doing? |
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Alright, this is, okay, this is, this is me |
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Giving a troll doll to, to my mother, okay |
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Here we go, "Mom, I, hi I, I, I got you a trollWhat did you say?I said, I, I said, I got you a troll" |
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I can't hear you, |
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What did you say to your poor mother? |
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Speak up, please |
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I said, "I got you a trollI'm outta control, what are you saying?I wish you would just take the doll and shut up" |
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That's enough for the trolls |
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Thank you very much |
