The Neden Game

The Neden Game Lyrics

Song	The Neden Game
Artist	Insane Clown Posse
Album	Jugganauts - The Best Of ICP
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[00:00.37]	"Let's meet contestant number one
[00:02.74]	He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown
[00:05.66]	Who says, "woman love his sexy smile"
[00:09.06]	Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon
[00:12.10]	Sharon, what's your question?"
[00:13.54]	"Contestant number one,
[00:14.84]	I believe first impressions last forever
[00:16.83]	So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house
[00:19.56]	And have dinner with me and my family
[00:21.39]	Tell me what you would do to make
[00:22.99]	That first impression really stick"
[00:24.98]	Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it
[00:28.59]	I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
[00:32.01]	I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
[00:34.74]	And look your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!"
[00:38.10]	Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
[00:41.21]	I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
[00:44.31]	Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed
[00:47.43]	I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
[00:50.55]	It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
[00:53.73]	I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
[00:56.97]	I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this
[00:59.94]	You know for only 13, she got some big tits
[01:03.23]	After that, your dad will try to jump again
[01:06.34]	And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin
[01:09.64]	After you mom does the dishes and the silverware
[01:12.62]	I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear
[01:16.76]
[01:22.35]	"Now, let's me contestant number two
[01:25.46]	He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
[01:28.88]	Who works for the Dark Carnival
[01:31.01]	He says women call him stretch nuts
[01:33.18]	Sharon, let's hear your question"
[01:34.99]	"I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions
[01:38.15]	A man who expresses himself in his own special way
[01:41.63]	Number two, if you fell in love with me
[01:44.50]	Exactly how would you let me know?"
[01:46.43]	First thing, I could never love you
[01:50.47]	You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!
[01:53.76]	But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
[01:57.18]	By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here
[02:00.09]	I'd go through your phone book and whack em all
[02:03.35]	And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw （what?!）
[02:06.83]	Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
[02:09.50]	I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day
[02:12.61]	I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
[02:15.66]	Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
[02:19.03]	I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can
[02:22.19]	Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
[02:25.99]	When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
[02:28.54]	I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playing
[02:31.72]	As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back
[02:34.76]	And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!
[02:37.71]
[02:45.36]	"Well it sounds like contestant number two
[02:47.23]	Is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon
[02:49.66]	It's a touch choice so far
[02:51.58]	Sharon, let's have your last question and
[02:54.51]	See which one is going to win the rights to your neden"
[02:57.00]	"Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the
[03:01.47]	same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would
[03:06.18]	your pick up line be? Well, whoever's the smoothest wins!"
[03:09.42]	Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar
[03:12.72]	And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are
[03:15.89]	I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
[03:18.94]	And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake!
[03:22.18]	Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick
[03:25.28]	I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick
[03:28.57]	And then to get your attention in the crowded place
[03:31.69]	I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
[03:34.92]	Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her
[03:38.22]	Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better
[03:40.64]	Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap
[03:44.19]	Shit, you don't want contestant number two
[03:46.75]	He's mad-whack
[03:47.24]	I walk into a bar and there he was
[03:50.59]	Standing up by a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it
[03:53.95]	It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama
[03:56.94]	Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!

[00:00.37]	" Let' s meet contestant number one
[00:02.74]	He' s a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown
[00:05.66]	Who says, " woman love his sexy smile"
[00:09.06]	Let' s find out if his charm will work on Sharon
[00:12.10]	Sharon, what' s your question?"
[00:13.54]	" Contestant number one,
[00:14.84]	I believe first impressions last forever
[00:16.83]	So let' s say you were to come over to my parent' s house
[00:19.56]	And have dinner with me and my family
[00:21.39]	Tell me what you would do to make
[00:22.99]	That first impression really stick"
[00:24.98]	Let' s see, uh, well, I' d have to think about it
[00:28.59]	I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
[00:32.01]	I' d probably just show up naked like I always do
[00:34.74]	And look your momma in the eye and tell her, " FUCK YOU!!!"
[00:38.10]	Hurry up bitch, I' m hungry, I smell spaghetti
[00:41.21]	I' d pinch her loopy ass and tell her, " Get the food ready!"
[00:44.31]	Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed
[00:47.43]	I' d have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
[00:50.55]	It' s dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
[00:53.73]	I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
[00:56.97]	I' m steady staring at your sister, I' ll tell you this
[00:59.94]	You know for only 13, she got some big tits
[01:03.23]	After that, your dad will try to jump again
[01:06.34]	And only this time, I' d put the forty to his chin
[01:09.64]	After you mom does the dishes and the silverware
[01:12.62]	I' d dryfuck her till I nut in my underwear
[01:16.76]
[01:22.35]	" Now, let' s me contestant number two
[01:25.46]	He' s a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
[01:28.88]	Who works for the Dark Carnival
[01:31.01]	He says women call him stretch nuts
[01:33.18]	Sharon, let' s hear your question"
[01:34.99]	" I like a man who' s not afraid to show his true emotions
[01:38.15]	A man who expresses himself in his own special way
[01:41.63]	Number two, if you fell in love with me
[01:44.50]	Exactly how would you let me know?"
[01:46.43]	First thing, I could never love you
[01:50.47]	You sound like a richiebitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!
[01:53.76]	But if I did, I' d probably show you that I care
[01:57.18]	By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here
[02:00.09]	I' d go through your phone book and whack em all
[02:03.35]	And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw what?!
[02:06.83]	Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
[02:09.50]	I' d be blowing fucking nuggets off all day
[02:12.61]	I' d grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
[02:15.66]	Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
[02:19.03]	I' d sing love songs to you, the best I can
[02:22.19]	Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
[02:25.99]	When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
[02:28.54]	I throw a little in your face and say, I' m just playing
[02:31.72]	As you spit it all out, I' d rub your back
[02:34.76]	And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!
[02:37.71]
[02:45.36]	" Well it sounds like contestant number two
[02:47.23]	Is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon
[02:49.66]	It' s a touch choice so far
[02:51.58]	Sharon, let' s have your last question and
[02:54.51]	See which one is going to win the rights to your neden"
[02:57.00]	" Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the
[03:01.47]	same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would
[03:06.18]	your pick up line be? Well, whoever' s the smoothest wins!"
[03:09.42]	Okay, first I' d slide up to the bar
[03:12.72]	And tell you that I can' t believe how fucking fat you are
[03:15.89]	I' d tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
[03:18.94]	And if you lost a little weight, you' d look like Rickie Lake!
[03:22.18]	Fuck that, you' d be jocking me quick
[03:25.28]	I' d order you a drink and stir it with my dick
[03:28.57]	And then to get your attention in the crowded place
[03:31.69]	I' d simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
[03:34.92]	Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that' ll get her
[03:38.22]	Tell her that' s she fat, yeah, that' ll work even better
[03:40.64]	Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap
[03:44.19]	Shit, you don' t want contestant number two
[03:46.75]	He' s madwhack
[03:47.24]	I walk into a bar and there he was
[03:50.59]	Standing up by a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it
[03:53.95]	It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama
[03:56.94]	Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!

[00:00.37]	" Let' s meet contestant number one
[00:02.74]	He' s a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown
[00:05.66]	Who says, " woman love his sexy smile"
[00:09.06]	Let' s find out if his charm will work on Sharon
[00:12.10]	Sharon, what' s your question?"
[00:13.54]	" Contestant number one,
[00:14.84]	I believe first impressions last forever
[00:16.83]	So let' s say you were to come over to my parent' s house
[00:19.56]	And have dinner with me and my family
[00:21.39]	Tell me what you would do to make
[00:22.99]	That first impression really stick"
[00:24.98]	Let' s see, uh, well, I' d have to think about it
[00:28.59]	I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
[00:32.01]	I' d probably just show up naked like I always do
[00:34.74]	And look your momma in the eye and tell her, " FUCK YOU!!!"
[00:38.10]	Hurry up bitch, I' m hungry, I smell spaghetti
[00:41.21]	I' d pinch her loopy ass and tell her, " Get the food ready!"
[00:44.31]	Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed
[00:47.43]	I' d have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
[00:50.55]	It' s dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
[00:53.73]	I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
[00:56.97]	I' m steady staring at your sister, I' ll tell you this
[00:59.94]	You know for only 13, she got some big tits
[01:03.23]	After that, your dad will try to jump again
[01:06.34]	And only this time, I' d put the forty to his chin
[01:09.64]	After you mom does the dishes and the silverware
[01:12.62]	I' d dryfuck her till I nut in my underwear
[01:16.76]
[01:22.35]	" Now, let' s me contestant number two
[01:25.46]	He' s a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
[01:28.88]	Who works for the Dark Carnival
[01:31.01]	He says women call him stretch nuts
[01:33.18]	Sharon, let' s hear your question"
[01:34.99]	" I like a man who' s not afraid to show his true emotions
[01:38.15]	A man who expresses himself in his own special way
[01:41.63]	Number two, if you fell in love with me
[01:44.50]	Exactly how would you let me know?"
[01:46.43]	First thing, I could never love you
[01:50.47]	You sound like a richiebitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!
[01:53.76]	But if I did, I' d probably show you that I care
[01:57.18]	By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here
[02:00.09]	I' d go through your phone book and whack em all
[02:03.35]	And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw what?!
[02:06.83]	Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
[02:09.50]	I' d be blowing fucking nuggets off all day
[02:12.61]	I' d grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
[02:15.66]	Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
[02:19.03]	I' d sing love songs to you, the best I can
[02:22.19]	Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
[02:25.99]	When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
[02:28.54]	I throw a little in your face and say, I' m just playing
[02:31.72]	As you spit it all out, I' d rub your back
[02:34.76]	And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!
[02:37.71]
[02:45.36]	" Well it sounds like contestant number two
[02:47.23]	Is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon
[02:49.66]	It' s a touch choice so far
[02:51.58]	Sharon, let' s have your last question and
[02:54.51]	See which one is going to win the rights to your neden"
[02:57.00]	" Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the
[03:01.47]	same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would
[03:06.18]	your pick up line be? Well, whoever' s the smoothest wins!"
[03:09.42]	Okay, first I' d slide up to the bar
[03:12.72]	And tell you that I can' t believe how fucking fat you are
[03:15.89]	I' d tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
[03:18.94]	And if you lost a little weight, you' d look like Rickie Lake!
[03:22.18]	Fuck that, you' d be jocking me quick
[03:25.28]	I' d order you a drink and stir it with my dick
[03:28.57]	And then to get your attention in the crowded place
[03:31.69]	I' d simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
[03:34.92]	Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that' ll get her
[03:38.22]	Tell her that' s she fat, yeah, that' ll work even better
[03:40.64]	Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap
[03:44.19]	Shit, you don' t want contestant number two
[03:46.75]	He' s madwhack
[03:47.24]	I walk into a bar and there he was
[03:50.59]	Standing up by a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it
[03:53.95]	It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama
[03:56.94]	Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!

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