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Friends don't come easily and this I know |
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And every time I make one, they say they gotta go |
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I wanna talk with people and look em' in the face |
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I wanna take em' home and they can stay at my place |
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All the talkin', I can do, I would never lie to you |
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We take a quick ride, homicide, then I confide in you |
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And I can love you, and technically, even though you're dead |
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You'll always be around me cuz I'm keeping your head |
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I keep heads on shelves everywhere in my cellar |
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I even own the melon of a dead fortune teller |
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The rotted ones, I keep em' up in fat pickle jars |
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And the new ones? We lay on the lawn and look at stars |
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It's illegal, I know...but so is smoking weed |
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And who the fuck gives a fuck when you have a need? |
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I collect human heads fresh up off the neck |
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Face, lips, hair, nose, ears, gimme that! |
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Faces, people know more than names! |
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The hair is there and all the brains! |
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Your head would mean so much to me! |
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Your head would mean so much to me! |
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I won't diss you! You wanna wear a hat, whut? |
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How you want your eyelids, open or shut? |
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Your head would mean so much to me! |
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Your head would mean so much to me! |
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Sometimes I put em' in my bowling bag and bring em' to work |
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Play with their hair under my desk with my bare foot |
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They're like stuffed animals all over the bed |
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Human heads, Pam, Jennifer, Hubert, and Ted |
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I even put one in the shower, water comes out the mouth |
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I kick a few around the yard when I feel like going out |
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I blow air in the mouth piece and duct tape it shut |
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Bring em' in the pool and their heads'll float up |
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I'm not a sicko, yo, though I've had girlfriends |
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I even put their make up on and take em' for a spin |
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I'm not a murderer like that, not really |
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Only every Halloween, the house do look kinda silly |
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You know the homeless people that be bothering you for change? |
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Almost all of my collection, from them is where they came |
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I'm not insane about it, it's just the world is too crowded |
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And maybe I'ma do something a-mothafuckin'-bout it |
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Faces, people know more than names! |
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The hair is there and all the brains! |
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Your head would mean so much to me! |
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Your head would mean so much to me! |
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I won't diss you! You wanna wear a hat, whut? |
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How you want your eyelids, open or shut? |
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Your head would mean so much to me! |
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Your head would mean so much to me! |
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I need some therapy to help me deal with this shit |
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Dr. Wigglefarmer, I need to make a visit |
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He told me heads are normal but I gotta brush their teeth |
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So now I'm brushing 4 mouths at a time using my feet |
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He also told me to keep them from the dog |
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But I already know that, she chew they faces off |
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And then Mr. Wigglefarmer asked me for a couple |
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I went into my bag and gave him 2 like, "No trouble." |
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Now I got some therapy, I'm feeling much better |
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I'm happy forever, me and my craniums together |
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They all over the house and they roll around the floor |
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And if it's got an afro....I use it for a pillow |
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I'm ill though, I never shoulda worried anyway |
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I shoot head-hoops and don't care what people say |
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You can ask Dr. Wigglefarmer for yourself |
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He's the 3rd head down, top row, 3rd shelf |
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Faces, people know more than names! |
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The hair is there and all the brains! |
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Your head would mean so much to me! |
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Your head would mean so much to me! |
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I won't diss you! You wanna wear a hat, whut? |
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How you want your eyelids, open or shut? |
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Your head would mean so much to me! |
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Your head would mean so much to me! |
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Faces, people know more than names! |
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The hair is there and all the brains! |
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Your head would mean so much to me! |
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Your head would mean so much to me! |
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I won't diss you! You wanna wear a hat, whut? |
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How you want your eyelids, open or shut? |
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Your head would mean so much to me! |
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Your head would mean so much to me! |
