| [00:00.000] | 作词 : ilem |
| [00:00.023] | 作曲 : ilem |
| [00:00.47] | 售楼小姐 |
| [00:01.04] | 作曲：ilem |
| [00:01.61] | 作词：ilem |
| [00:02.12] | 改编：子弥 |
| [00:02.69] | 翻唱/念白：精灵生生 |
| [00:03.21] | 混音：小吴太太 |
| [00:03.79] | （先生您好，请问有什么需要了解吗） |
| [00:05.75] | （诶这个户型啊） |
| [00:08.21] | 早上好（您真有眼光） |
| [00:08.78] | 先生您看您有什么需要（这个户型只剩最后一套了，现在是假期） |
| [00:13.16] | 先生请坐我来帮您介绍（我们还有优惠呢，这个价格啊我们都是最近搞活动） |
| [00:17.60] | 先生这个户型还剩一套（才能给您做到位的，平常根本就不可能有这个力度） |
| [00:21.97] | 先生您要看好一定趁早（隔壁的价格比我们便宜，那你得看整体环境啊） |
| [00:26.47] | 户型全明楼层吉利（一分钱一分货） |
| [00:28.74] | 交通方便重点学区（不然你也不会来我们家您说呢） |
| [00:30.96] | 上班不堵下班不挤（过段时间这边商圈) |
| [00:33.15] | 上学步行不用急（就规划完了，咱们小区） |
| [00:35.42] | 据说明年要涨价（坐地涨价） |
| [00:37.57] | 先生信不信由您（可能是潜力最大的地段了） |
| [00:39.82] | 先生信不信由您（这边学校是属于重点高中的地段） |
| [00:43.62] | （我们小区自带幼儿园跟小学，孩子直接下楼就能上学） |
| [00:46.27] | （咱们今天要是能定下来的话我这边直接给您走内部价，下回可能就没有咯） |
| [00:52.95] | （都说降价降价，这么多年了您看哪降价啦） |
| [01:00.66] | 下午好（未来房价） |
| [01:02.13] | 美女您看您要了解什么（只会高不会低，住房属于刚需啊） |
| [01:06.46] | 美女我来介绍您先请坐（您回去考虑也可以，不过这套房我没法给您留） |
| [01:10.93] | 美女这个户型剩的不多（今天早上有一个也是看的这里看完了特别满意） |
| [01:15.29] | 美女您要相中千万别拖（咱们这房以后出租也好租） |
| [01:19.74] | 南北通透电梯入户（这边好多在附近上班的） |
| [01:21.96] | 临近地铁拎包入住（都会考虑在这附近租房） |
| [01:24.21] | 环境优美绝佳风水（您可以自己打听一下） |
| [01:26.47] | 可住可租可过渡（没事没事，不麻烦） |
| [01:28.63] | 据说明年要涨价（我能感觉出来你们也是真心想买） |
| [01:30.88] | 美女一定想清楚（咱们就争取早定下来） |
| [01:33.08] | 美女一定想清楚（咱们早买早享受） |
| [01:36.93] | 诶呀（您可以比较一下我们小区的绿化面积） |
| [01:37.75] | 这个价格拿不下来（还有楼间距） |
| [01:39.75] | 我去问问我们经理（肯定跟别家不一样嘛） |
| [01:41.90] | 今天交款优惠到底（一分钱一分货啊） |
| [01:44.11] | 您看可以不可以（那这样您留个电话） |
| [01:46.32] | 您要再考虑考虑（回去好好考虑考虑） |
| [01:48.53] | 留个电话再联系（跟您家里人好好商量下） |
| [01:50.78] | 您慢走谢谢光临（买房是大事也不用着急） |
| [01:55.19] | 欢迎光临（小女孩站在繁华的大街上，手里拿着一把火柴） |
| [01:59.66] | 谢谢光临（她努力地叫卖着"火柴！请买一盒火柴吧！"） |
| [02:04.08] | 即将涨价（可是谁也没有停留下来，大家都忙着赶回家中去） |
| [02:08.43] | 了解一下（小女孩只要卖完这些火柴，就可以回到家中） |
| [02:13.51] | 户型全明楼层吉利（对对对） |
| [02:15.68] | 交通方便重点学区（哎呀，这个价格真的拿不下来啊） |
| [02:17.88] | 上班不堵下班不挤（我得去问问我们经理） |
| [02:20.09] | 上学步行不用急（对对） |
| [02:22.29] | 据说明年要涨价（我明白的，但是房子不等人啊） |
| [02:24.45] | 先生信不信由您（上回有个客户） |
| [02:26.65] | 先生信不信由您（也是犹豫了一天，最后决定要买的时候） |
| [02:30.35] | 晚上好（已经卖掉了啊） |
| [02:31.44] | 先生您好美女您好（我们这边啊） |
| [02:33.69] | 户型您好地铁您好（也是请高人来勘测过的绝佳风水宝地啊） |
| [02:35.89] | 最后一套您还想再（您肯定听说过） |
| [02:38.04] | 考虑考虑考虑考（那个特别有名的阴阳先生吧） |
| [02:40.29] | 您慢走谢谢光临（诶对对对，就是他） |
| [02:42.44] | 您好走谢谢光临（我们这套房啊） |
| [02:44.71] | 您快走谢谢光临（真的是买不了吃亏买不了上当） |
| [02:48.32] | 早上好（换算到每天） |
| [02:49.22] | 先生您看您有什么需要（每分每秒，四舍五入不要钱啊） |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : ilem |
| [00:00.023] | zuo qu : ilem |
| [00:00.47] | shou lou xiao jie |
| [00:01.04] | zuo qu: ilem |
| [00:01.61] | zuo ci: ilem |
| [00:02.12] | gai bian: zi mi |
| [00:02.69] | fan chang nian bai: jing ling sheng sheng |
| [00:03.21] | hun yin: xiao wu tai tai |
| [00:03.79] | xian sheng nin hao, qing wen you shen me xu yao liao jie ma |
| [00:05.75] | ei zhe ge hu xing a |
| [00:08.21] | zao shang hao nin zhen you yan guang |
| [00:08.78] | xian sheng nin kan nin you shen me xu yao zhe ge hu xing zhi sheng zui hou yi tao le, xian zai shi jia qi |
| [00:13.16] | xian sheng qing zuo wo lai bang nin jie shao wo men hai you you hui ne, zhe ge jia ge a wo men dou shi zui jin gao huo dong |
| [00:17.60] | xian sheng zhe ge hu xing hai sheng yi tao cai neng gei nin zuo dao wei de, ping chang gen ben jiu bu ke neng you zhe ge li du |
| [00:21.97] | xian sheng nin yao kan hao yi ding chen zao ge bi de jia ge bi wo men pian yi, na ni de kan zheng ti huan jing a |
| [00:26.47] | hu xing quan ming lou ceng ji li yi fen qian yi fen huo |
| [00:28.74] | jiao tong fang bian zhong dian xue qu bu ran ni ye bu hui lai wo men jia nin shuo ne |
| [00:30.96] | shang ban bu du xia ban bu ji guo duan shi jian zhe bian shang quan |
| [00:33.15] | shang xue bu xing bu yong ji jiu gui hua wan le, zan men xiao qu |
| [00:35.42] | ju shuo ming nian yao zhang jia zuo di zhang jia |
| [00:37.57] | xian sheng xin bu xin you nin ke neng shi qian li zui da de di duan le |
| [00:39.82] | xian sheng xin bu xin you nin zhe bian xue xiao shi shu yu zhong dian gao zhong de di duan |
| [00:43.62] | wo men xiao qu zi dai you er yuan gen xiao xue, hai zi zhi jie xia lou jiu neng shang xue |
| [00:46.27] | zan men jin tian yao shi neng ding xia lai de hua wo zhe bian zhi jie gei nin zou nei bu jia, xia hui ke neng jiu mei you ge |
| [00:52.95] | dou shuo jiang jia jiang jia, zhe me duo nian le nin kan na jiang jia la |
| [01:00.66] | xia wu hao wei lai fang jia |
| [01:02.13] | mei nv nin kan nin yao liao jie shen me zhi hui gao bu hui di, zhu fang shu yu gang xu a |
| [01:06.46] | mei nv wo lai jie shao nin xian qing zuo nin hui qu kao lv ye ke yi, bu guo zhe tao fang wo mei fa gei nin liu |
| [01:10.93] | mei nv zhe ge hu xing sheng de bu duo jin tian zao shang you yi ge ye shi kan de zhe li kan wan le te bie man yi |
| [01:15.29] | mei nv nin yao xiang zhong qian wan bie tuo zan men zhe fang yi hou chu zu ye hao zu |
| [01:19.74] | nan bei tong tou dian ti ru hu zhe bian hao duo zai fu jin shang ban de |
| [01:21.96] | lin jin di tie lin bao ru zhu dou hui kao lv zai zhe fu jin zu fang |
| [01:24.21] | huan jing you mei jue jia feng shui nin ke yi zi ji da ting yi xia |
| [01:26.47] | ke zhu ke zu ke guo du mei shi mei shi, bu ma fan |
| [01:28.63] | ju shuo ming nian yao zhang jia wo neng gan jue chu lai ni men ye shi zhen xin xiang mai |
| [01:30.88] | mei nv yi ding xiang qing chu zan men jiu zheng qu zao ding xia lai |
| [01:33.08] | mei nv yi ding xiang qing chu zan men zao mai zao xiang shou |
| [01:36.93] | ei ya nin ke yi bi jiao yi xia wo men xiao qu de lv hua mian ji |
| [01:37.75] | zhe ge jia ge na bu xia lai hai you lou jian ju |
| [01:39.75] | wo qu wen wen wo men jing li ken ding gen bie jia bu yi yang ma |
| [01:41.90] | jin tian jiao kuan you hui dao di yi fen qian yi fen huo a |
| [01:44.11] | nin kan ke yi bu ke yi na zhe yang nin liu ge dian hua |
| [01:46.32] | nin yao zai kao lv kao lv hui qu hao hao kao lv kao lv |
| [01:48.53] | liu ge dian hua zai lian xi gen nin jia li ren hao hao shang liang xia |
| [01:50.78] | nin man zou xie xie guang lin mai fang shi da shi ye bu yong zhao ji |
| [01:55.19] | huan ying guang lin xiao nv hai zhan zai fan hua de da jie shang, shou li na zhe yi ba huo chai |
| [01:59.66] | xie xie guang lin ta nu li di jiao mai zhe" huo chai! qing mai yi he huo chai ba!" |
| [02:04.08] | ji jiang zhang jia ke shi shui ye mei you ting liu xia lai, da jia dou mang zhe gan hui jia zhong qu |
| [02:08.43] | liao jie yi xia xiao nv hai zhi yao mai wan zhei xie huo chai, jiu ke yi hui dao jia zhong |
| [02:13.51] | hu xing quan ming lou ceng ji li dui dui dui |
| [02:15.68] | jiao tong fang bian zhong dian xue qu ai ya, zhe ge jia ge zhen de na bu xia lai a |
| [02:17.88] | shang ban bu du xia ban bu ji wo de qu wen wen wo men jing li |
| [02:20.09] | shang xue bu xing bu yong ji dui dui |
| [02:22.29] | ju shuo ming nian yao zhang jia wo ming bai de, dan shi fang zi bu deng ren a |
| [02:24.45] | xian sheng xin bu xin you nin shang hui you ge ke hu |
| [02:26.65] | xian sheng xin bu xin you nin ye shi you yu le yi tian, zui hou jue ding yao mai de shi hou |
| [02:30.35] | wan shang hao yi jing mai diao le a |
| [02:31.44] | xian sheng nin hao mei nv nin hao wo men zhe bian a |
| [02:33.69] | hu xing nin hao di tie nin hao ye shi qing gao ren lai kan ce guo de jue jia feng shui bao di a |
| [02:35.89] | zui hou yi tao nin hai xiang zai nin ken ding ting shuo guo |
| [02:38.04] | kao lv kao lv kao lv kao na ge te bie you ming de yin yang xian sheng ba |
| [02:40.29] | nin man zou xie xie guang lin ei dui dui dui, jiu shi ta |
| [02:42.44] | nin hao zou xie xie guang lin wo men zhe tao fang a |
| [02:44.71] | nin kuai zou xie xie guang lin zhen de shi mai bu liao chi kui mai bu liao shang dang |
| [02:48.32] | zao shang hao huan suan dao mei tian |
| [02:49.22] | xian sheng nin kan nin you shen me xu yao mei fen mei miao, si she wu ru bu yao qian a |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : ilem |
| [00:00.023] | zuò qǔ : ilem |
| [00:00.47] | shòu lóu xiǎo jiě |
| [00:01.04] | zuò qǔ: ilem |
| [00:01.61] | zuò cí: ilem |
| [00:02.12] | gǎi biān: zi mí |
| [00:02.69] | fān chàng niàn bái: jīng líng shēng shēng |
| [00:03.21] | hùn yīn: xiǎo wú tài tài |
| [00:03.79] | xiān shēng nín hǎo, qǐng wèn yǒu shén me xū yào liǎo jiě ma |
| [00:05.75] | éi zhè gè hù xíng a |
| [00:08.21] | zǎo shàng hǎo nín zhēn yǒu yǎn guāng |
| [00:08.78] | xiān shēng nín kàn nín yǒu shén me xū yào zhè gè hù xíng zhǐ shèng zuì hòu yī tào le, xiàn zài shì jià qī |
| [00:13.16] | xiān shēng qǐng zuò wǒ lái bāng nín jiè shào wǒ men hái yǒu yōu huì ne, zhè gè jià gé a wǒ men dōu shì zuì jìn gǎo huó dòng |
| [00:17.60] | xiān shēng zhè gè hù xíng hái shèng yī tào cái néng gěi nín zuò dào wèi de, píng cháng gēn běn jiù bù kě néng yǒu zhè gè lì dù |
| [00:21.97] | xiān shēng nín yào kàn hǎo yí dìng chèn zǎo gé bì de jià gé bǐ wǒ men pián yí, nà nǐ dé kàn zhěng tǐ huán jìng a |
| [00:26.47] | hù xíng quán míng lóu céng jí lì yī fēn qián yī fēn huò |
| [00:28.74] | jiāo tōng fāng biàn zhòng diǎn xué qū bù rán nǐ yě bú huì lái wǒ men jiā nín shuō ne |
| [00:30.96] | shàng bān bù dǔ xià bān bù jǐ guò duàn shí jiān zhè biān shāng quān |
| [00:33.15] | shàng xué bù xíng bù yòng jí jiù guī huà wán le, zán men xiǎo qū |
| [00:35.42] | jù shuō míng nián yào zhǎng jià zuò dì zhǎng jià |
| [00:37.57] | xiān shēng xìn bù xìn yóu nín kě néng shì qián lì zuì dà de dì duàn le |
| [00:39.82] | xiān shēng xìn bù xìn yóu nín zhè biān xué xiào shì shǔ yú zhòng diǎn gāo zhōng de dì duàn |
| [00:43.62] | wǒ men xiǎo qū zì dài yòu ér yuán gēn xiǎo xué, hái zi zhí jiē xià lóu jiù néng shàng xué |
| [00:46.27] | zán men jīn tiān yào shì néng dìng xià lái de huà wǒ zhè biān zhí jiē gěi nín zǒu nèi bù jià, xià huí kě néng jiù méi yǒu gē |
| [00:52.95] | dōu shuō jiàng jià jiàng jià, zhè me duō nián le nín kàn nǎ jiàng jià la |
| [01:00.66] | xià wǔ hǎo wèi lái fáng jià |
| [01:02.13] | měi nǚ nín kàn nín yào liǎo jiě shén me zhǐ huì gāo bú huì dī, zhù fáng shǔ yú gāng xū a |
| [01:06.46] | měi nǚ wǒ lái jiè shào nín xiān qǐng zuò nín huí qù kǎo lǜ yě kě yǐ, bù guò zhè tào fáng wǒ méi fǎ gěi nín liú |
| [01:10.93] | měi nǚ zhè gè hù xíng shèng de bù duō jīn tiān zǎo shàng yǒu yí gè yě shì kàn de zhè lǐ kàn wán le tè bié mǎn yì |
| [01:15.29] | měi nǚ nín yào xiāng zhòng qiān wàn bié tuō zán men zhè fáng yǐ hòu chū zū yě hǎo zū |
| [01:19.74] | nán běi tōng tòu diàn tī rù hù zhè biān hǎo duō zài fù jìn shàng bān de |
| [01:21.96] | lín jìn dì tiě līn bāo rù zhù dōu huì kǎo lǜ zài zhè fù jìn zū fáng |
| [01:24.21] | huán jìng yōu měi jué jiā fēng shuǐ nín kě yǐ zì jǐ dǎ tīng yī xià |
| [01:26.47] | kě zhù kě zū kě guò dù méi shì méi shì, bù má fán |
| [01:28.63] | jù shuō míng nián yào zhǎng jià wǒ néng gǎn jué chū lái nǐ men yě shì zhēn xīn xiǎng mǎi |
| [01:30.88] | měi nǚ yí dìng xiǎng qīng chǔ zán men jiù zhēng qǔ zǎo dìng xià lái |
| [01:33.08] | měi nǚ yí dìng xiǎng qīng chǔ zán men zǎo mǎi zǎo xiǎng shòu |
| [01:36.93] | éi ya nín kě yǐ bǐ jiào yī xià wǒ men xiǎo qū de lǜ huà miàn jī |
| [01:37.75] | zhè gè jià gé ná bù xià lái hái yǒu lóu jiān jù |
| [01:39.75] | wǒ qù wèn wèn wǒ men jīng lǐ kěn dìng gēn bié jiā bù yí yàng ma |
| [01:41.90] | jīn tiān jiāo kuǎn yōu huì dào dǐ yī fēn qián yī fēn huò a |
| [01:44.11] | nín kàn kě yǐ bù kě yǐ nà zhè yàng nín liú gè diàn huà |
| [01:46.32] | nín yào zài kǎo lǜ kǎo lǜ huí qù hǎo hǎo kǎo lǜ kǎo lǜ |
| [01:48.53] | liú gè diàn huà zài lián xì gēn nín jiā lǐ rén hǎo hǎo shāng liáng xià |
| [01:50.78] | nín màn zǒu xiè xiè guāng lín mǎi fáng shì dà shì yě bù yòng zháo jí |
| [01:55.19] | huān yíng guāng lín xiǎo nǚ hái zhàn zài fán huá de dà jiē shàng, shǒu lǐ ná zhe yī bǎ huǒ chái |
| [01:59.66] | xiè xiè guāng lín tā nǔ lì dì jiào mài zhe" huǒ chái! qǐng mǎi yī hé huǒ chái ba!" |
| [02:04.08] | jí jiāng zhǎng jià kě shì shuí yě méi yǒu tíng liú xià lái, dà jiā dōu máng zhe gǎn huí jiā zhōng qù |
| [02:08.43] | liǎo jiě yī xià xiǎo nǚ hái zhǐ yào mài wán zhèi xiē huǒ chái, jiù kě yǐ huí dào jiā zhōng |
| [02:13.51] | hù xíng quán míng lóu céng jí lì duì duì duì |
| [02:15.68] | jiāo tōng fāng biàn zhòng diǎn xué qū āi yā, zhè gè jià gé zhēn de ná bù xià lái a |
| [02:17.88] | shàng bān bù dǔ xià bān bù jǐ wǒ dé qù wèn wèn wǒ men jīng lǐ |
| [02:20.09] | shàng xué bù xíng bù yòng jí duì duì |
| [02:22.29] | jù shuō míng nián yào zhǎng jià wǒ míng bái de, dàn shì fáng zi bù děng rén a |
| [02:24.45] | xiān shēng xìn bù xìn yóu nín shàng huí yǒu gè kè hù |
| [02:26.65] | xiān shēng xìn bù xìn yóu nín yě shì yóu yù le yì tiān, zuì hòu jué dìng yào mǎi de shí hòu |
| [02:30.35] | wǎn shàng hǎo yǐ jīng mài diào le a |
| [02:31.44] | xiān shēng nín hǎo měi nǚ nín hǎo wǒ men zhè biān a |
| [02:33.69] | hù xíng nín hǎo dì tiě nín hǎo yě shì qǐng gāo rén lái kān cè guò de jué jiā fēng shuǐ bǎo dì a |
| [02:35.89] | zuì hòu yī tào nín hái xiǎng zài nín kěn dìng tīng shuō guò |
| [02:38.04] | kǎo lǜ kǎo lǜ kǎo lǜ kǎo nà gè tè bié yǒu míng de yīn yáng xiān shēng ba |
| [02:40.29] | nín màn zǒu xiè xiè guāng lín éi duì duì duì, jiù shì tā |
| [02:42.44] | nín hǎo zǒu xiè xiè guāng lín wǒ men zhè tào fáng a |
| [02:44.71] | nín kuài zǒu xiè xiè guāng lín zhēn de shì mǎi bù liǎo chī kuī mǎi bù liǎo shàng dàng |
| [02:48.32] | zǎo shàng hǎo huàn suàn dào měi tiān |
| [02:49.22] | xiān shēng nín kàn nín yǒu shén me xū yào měi fēn měi miǎo, sì shě wǔ rù bú yào qián a |
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