| (Verse) The alarm is going off again | |
| And I can't find the strength within | |
| To get myself to get up out the bed | |
| And I can't find my keys (Verse) | |
| And I'm sick of feeling like this | |
| Every single morning | |
| Far more than a sit back | |
| With the covers over my head (Chorus) | |
| Trying to get fired | |
| So I won't have to quit | |
| Don't wanna spend my nights | |
| Working the grave yard shift | |
| And I'm so sick and tired | |
| Yeah I'm over it | |
| I'm calling this an early retirement (Talking) | |
| Come on man quit your singing and get back to work | |
| Uhh, quit your singing and get back to work | |
| Get bent Stubbing on my finger working thing that | |
| I'm above it | |
| It's just like | |
| Johnny Paycheck said : "Take this job and shove it" | |
| I rather be anywhere but here (Chorus) | |
| Trying to get fired | |
| So I won't have to quit | |
| Don't wanna spend my nights | |
| Working the grave yard shift | |
| And I'm so sick and tired | |
| Yeah I'm over it | |
| I'm calling this an early retirement (Bridge) | |
| I rather be anywhere else | |
| I rather be anywhere but here (Talking) | |
| I'm sick of all you punk kids | |
| Sitting around doing nothing | |
| Singing little songs to yourselves | |
| What's a matter with you | |
| Get your crap and get out of here | |
| You're fired | |
| Okay, well first of all you can't fire me because | |
| I quit Wait up wait up, fired? | |
| Dude consider me roasted (Chorus) | |
| Trying to get by it | |
| So I won't have to quit | |
| Don't wanna spend my nights | |
| Working the grave yard shift | |
| And I'm so sick and tired | |
| Yeah I'm over it | |
| I'm calling this an early retirement | |
| That's it | |
| I quit |