| Song | Boats and Trains |
| Artist | Pulp |
| Album | It |
| Would you like to hear / about the things I fear? / About my life, and loves too? / Well | |
| why should I tell you? / If I told you a secret / you'd be sure to leak it / You couldn't | |
| keep it inside / no matter how hard you tried / On boats and trains and / and boats and | |
| trains and / funny things and / funny things and / La la la... |