| I'd like to cut your head off so I could weigh it, what do ya say? | |
| Five pounds, six, pounds, seven pounds | |
| I'd like to go to your house and gather all your razors and pick all the | |
| little prickly hairs so I can weigh them, what do ya say? | |
| Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds | |
| I'd like to gather all your friends and squish them all into a small | |
| swimming pool so I can weigh them, what do ya say? | |
| Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds | |
| Why weigh on a sunny day? | |
| So much to do so why, why weigh? | |
| On a sunny day, why wei-igh-hey? | |
| Why weigh, why weigh? | |
| I'd like to hear my options, so I can weigh them, what do ya say? | |
| Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds | |
| Why weigh on a sunny day? | |
| So much to do, so why, why weigh? | |
| On a sunny day, why wei-gh-hey? | |
| Why | |
| Oh Why | |
| Why weigh? |