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Good evening. |
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Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong. |
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We have taken control as to bring you this special show. |
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We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving. |
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Welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk, |
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Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection. |
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Home of the extraterrestrial brothers, |
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Dealers of funky music. |
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P-Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb. |
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Coming to you directly from the Mothership |
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Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, 500,000 kilowatts of P-Funk-power. |
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So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums. |
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And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man, alias the Long-Haired Sucker. |
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My motto is: |
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Make my funk the P-Funk |
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I want my funk uncut (make mine the P) |
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Make my funk the P-Funk |
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I wants to get funked up. (wants to get funked up) |
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I want the bomb, |
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I want the P-Funk (yeah) |
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I want my funk uncut. (make mine the P) |
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Make my funk the P-Funk |
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I wants to get funked up. |
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WEFUNK, y'all. |
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Now this is what I want you all to do: |
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If you got faults, defects or shortcomings, |
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You know, like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines, |
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Whatever part of your body it is, |
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I want you to lay it on your radio, let the vibes flow through. |
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Funk not only moves, it can re-move, dig? |
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The desired effect is what you get |
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When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship. |
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Sir Lollipop Man! Chocolate coated, freaky and and habit forming. |
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Doin' it to you in 3-D, |
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So groovy that I dig me. |
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Once upon a time called Now! |
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Somebody say, "Is there funk after death?" |
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I say, "Is Seven Up?" |
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Yeah, P-Funk! |
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Make my funk the P-Funk (uncut funk!) |
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I want my funk uncut (P-Funk!) |
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Make my funk the P-Funk (uncut) |
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I wants to get funked up. |
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I want the bomb, |
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I want the P-Funk |
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I want my funk uncut. (make mine the P) |
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Make my funk the P-Funk |
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I wants to get funked up. |
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Make my funk the P-Funk (make mine) |
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I want my funk uncut (the P) |
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Make my funk the P-Funk (hah!) |
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I wants to get funked up. (WEFUNK, y'all) |
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I want the bomb, (home of the bomb) |
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I want the P-Funk |
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I want my funk stepped on (Don't step on my funk) |
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Make my funk the P-Funk |
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Before I take it home |
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Yeah, I dig! |
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Let me put my sunglasses on. |
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That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses. |
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So you can feel cool. |
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Gangster lean. |
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Y'all should dig my sun-rooftop. |
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Well, allright. Hey I was diggin' on y'alls funk for awhile. |
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Sounds like it got a three on it though, to me. |
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Then I was down south and I heard some funk with some main ingredients |
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Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie. |
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It was cool, |
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But can you imagine Doobiein' your funk? Ho! |
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WEFUNK, we funk. |
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Make my funk the P-Funk (ho!) |
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I want my funk uncut (oh, make mine) |
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Make my funk the P-Funk (yeah) |
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I wants to get funked up. |
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I want the bomb, |
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I want the P-Funk (P-Funk, y'all) |
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Don't want my funk stepped on |
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Make my funk the P-Funk |
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(Home of the extraterrestrial brothers) |
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Before I take it home. |
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Gettin' deep. |
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Once upon a time called Right Now |
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Ain't it funky now |
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Far 'round |
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Hey, doin' it to ya in the earhole |
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Make my funk the P-Funk |
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I want my funk uncut (make mine the P) |
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Make my funk the P-Funk |
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I wants to get funked up. (I want the bomb) |
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I want the bomb, |
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I want the P-Funk |
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Don't want my funk stepped on |
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Make my funk the P-Funk |
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Before I take it home |
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Yeah |
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We're not leavin' y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild |
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Make my funk the P-Funk |
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I want my funk uncut |
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Make my funk the P-Funk |
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I wants to get funked up. |
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I want the bomb, |
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I want the P-Funk |
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Don't want my funk stepped on (oh, make mine) |
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Make my funk the P-Funk (I wants to get funked up) |
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Before I take it home |
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Don't stop, get down |
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Talk! |
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Blow your horn |
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Peee-youuu! |
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Wants to get funked up |
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Well, allright! |
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Make my funk the P-Funk |
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I want my funk uncut |
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Make my funk the P-Funk |
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I wants to get funked up. |
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I want the bomb, (P-Funk) |
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I want the P-Funk |
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I want my funk uncut. |
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Make my funk the P-Funk |
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I wants to get funked up. |
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Make my funk the P-Funk |
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I want my funk uncut |
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Make my funk the P-Funk |
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I wants to get funked up. |
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I want the bomb, |
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I want the P-Funk |
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I want my funk uncut. |
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Make my funk the P-Funk |
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Before I take it home |
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Welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk, |
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Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection. |
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Home of the extraterrestrial brothers, |
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Dealers of funky music. |
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P-Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb. |
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Lollipop Man here, alias the Long-Haired Sucker. |
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Chocolate coated, freaky and habit-forming |
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Coming to you in 3-D |
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So groovy that I dig me |
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Yeah! |
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Yeah! P-Funk! |
