[00:00.000] | 作词 : 上津 |
[00:01.000] | 作曲 : 上津 |
[00:10] | 一岁年纪一岁心 |
[00:11] | 寸金难买寸光阴 |
[00:13] | 现在有人非常爱你 |
[00:14] | 没错我是上津 |
[00:15] | 我知道你在节目中隐藏了自己的性别 |
[00:17] | 其实你是女孩这是公司设计的情节 |
[00:21] | 公司为你包装 |
[00:22] | 让网友为你打分 |
[00:23] | 为什么这么火有男嘉宾会为你爆灯 |
[00:25] | 鸡你太美不是结束而是开始 |
[00:28] | 小鸡在刚破壳的时候都会呆滞 |
[00:31] | 我从来没有提你名字 |
[00:32] | 因为我怕告状 |
[00:32] | 我也想回到家里为你介绍对象 |
[00:35] | 为你介绍一个一米二六大帅哥牛郎 |
[00:38] | 小牧老师别收费了 |
[00:39] | 赶紧送他去教堂 |
[00:41] | 婚后生活美满因为每个节日都有礼物 |
[00:43] | 你说要有仪式感 |
[00:45] | 却没想帮他减负 |
[00:46] | 感情趋于平淡 |
[00:47] | 只能依靠篮球进步 |
[00:48] | 再来几次交叉运球 |
[00:49] | 带着孩子购物 |
[00:51] | 又过几年你的身材逐渐的发福 |
[00:53] | 曾经喜欢唱跳rap |
[00:55] | 现在每天做家务 |
[00:57] | 偶尔唱跳 地点当然选在小广场 |
[00:58] | 一首自由飞翔 |
[00:59] | 周围好多孩子的家长 |
[01:00] | 跳完不停讨论自己孩子多么爱学习 |
[01:03] | 你却低头不语自己孩子对明星太着迷 |
[01:06] | 回家拿起了手机 |
[01:09] | 想要成为偶像让自己的孩子 |
[01:09] | HOOK |
[01:11] | 只因你太美 |
[01:32] | 不是因为赞助 |
[01:35] | 创造力的剪辑不断涌入我的弹幕 |
[01:36] | 神创造了万物 |
[01:38] | 却没想到创造游戏 |
[01:40] | 人只能自娱自乐于是进入bilibili |
[01:42] | 那是真的流量却不是假的 |
[01:43] | 为啥脑残粉的数量绕地球两圈 |
[01:45] | 吃兰州拉面 |
[01:47] | 治疗我的扁桃体发炎 |
[01:49] | 可惜不能再说了 好话不能说两遍 |
[01:52] | 进入下个话题 |
[01:53] | 说你追星三包 |
[01:54] | 包吃包住还包真钞 |
[01:56] | 见招拆招 |
[01:58] | 一碗面条 |
[02:00] | 以后有人再想黑你都会遇到掣肘 |
[02:02] | 于是变成一个充满正能量的天地 |
[02:04] | 其实你要感谢有人帮你分散精力 |
[02:07] | 成功转移 时尚注意力 |
[02:09] | 承受不良沟通 |
[02:10] | Rapper不敢得罪你 |
[02:11] | 不敢得罪 AR参加比赛也会落选 |
[02:15] | 想要出名赚钱就要获得几个爆点 |
[02:17] | 想把大象装冰箱 过程需要三步 |
[02:20] | 第一部是当个天狗 或者变成玩物 |
[00:00.000] | zuo ci : shang jin |
[00:01.000] | zuo qu : shang jin |
[00:10] | yi sui nian ji yi sui xin |
[00:11] | cun jin nan mai cun guang yin |
[00:13] | xian zai you ren fei chang ai ni |
[00:14] | mei cuo wo shi shang jin |
[00:15] | wo zhi dao ni zai jie mu zhong yin cang le zi ji de xing bie |
[00:17] | qi shi ni shi nv hai zhe shi gong si she ji de qing jie |
[00:21] | gong si wei ni bao zhuang |
[00:22] | rang wang you wei ni da fen |
[00:23] | wei shi me zhe me huo you nan jia bin hui wei ni bao deng |
[00:25] | ji ni tai mei bu shi jie shu er shi kai shi |
[00:28] | xiao ji zai gang po ke de shi hou dou hui dai zhi |
[00:31] | wo cong lai mei you ti ni ming zi |
[00:32] | yin wei wo pa gao zhuang |
[00:32] | wo ye xiang hui dao jia li wei ni jie shao dui xiang |
[00:35] | wei ni jie shao yi ge yi mi er liu da shuai ge niu lang |
[00:38] | xiao mu lao shi bie shou fei le |
[00:39] | gan jin song ta qu jiao tang |
[00:41] | hun hou sheng huo mei man yin wei mei ge jie ri dou you li wu |
[00:43] | ni shuo yao you yi shi gan |
[00:45] | que mei xiang bang ta jian fu |
[00:46] | gan qing qu yu ping dan |
[00:47] | zhi neng yi kao lan qiu jin bu |
[00:48] | zai lai ji ci jiao cha yun qiu |
[00:49] | dai zhe hai zi gou wu |
[00:51] | you guo ji nian ni de shen cai zhu jian de fa fu |
[00:53] | ceng jing xi huan chang tiao rap |
[00:55] | xian zai mei tian zuo jia wu |
[00:57] | ou er chang tiao di dian dang ran xuan zai xiao guang chang |
[00:58] | yi shou zi you fei xiang |
[00:59] | zhou wei hao duo hai zi de jia zhang |
[01:00] | tiao wan bu ting tao lun zi ji hai zi duo me ai xue xi |
[01:03] | ni que di tou bu yu zi ji hai zi dui ming xing tai zhao mi |
[01:06] | hui jia na qi le shou ji |
[01:09] | xiang yao cheng wei ou xiang rang zi ji de hai zi |
[01:09] | HOOK |
[01:11] | zhi yin ni tai mei |
[01:32] | bu shi yin wei zan zhu |
[01:35] | chuang zao li de jian ji bu duan yong ru wo de dan mu |
[01:36] | shen chuang zao le wan wu |
[01:38] | que mei xiang dao chuang zao you xi |
[01:40] | ren zhi neng zi yu zi le yu shi jin ru bilibili |
[01:42] | na shi zhen de liu liang que bu shi jia de |
[01:43] | wei sha nao can fen de shu liang rao di qiu liang quan |
[01:45] | chi lan zhou la mian |
[01:47] | zhi liao wo de bian tao ti fa yan |
[01:49] | ke xi bu neng zai shuo le hao hua bu neng shuo liang bian |
[01:52] | jin ru xia ge hua ti |
[01:53] | shuo ni zhui xing san bao |
[01:54] | bao chi bao zhu hai bao zhen chao |
[01:56] | jian zhao chai zhao |
[01:58] | yi wan mian tiao |
[02:00] | yi hou you ren zai xiang hei ni dou hui yu dao che zhou |
[02:02] | yu shi bian cheng yi ge chong man zheng neng liang de tian di |
[02:04] | qi shi ni yao gan xie you ren bang ni fen san jing li |
[02:07] | cheng gong zhuan yi shi shang zhu yi li |
[02:09] | cheng shou bu liang gou tong |
[02:10] | Rapper bu gan de zui ni |
[02:11] | bu gan de zui AR can jia bi sai ye hui luo xuan |
[02:15] | xiang yao chu ming zhuan qian jiu yao huo de ji ge bao dian |
[02:17] | xiang ba da xiang zhuang bing xiang guo cheng xu yao san bu |
[02:20] | di yi bu shi dang ge tian gou huo zhe bian cheng wan wu |
[00:00.000] | zuò cí : shàng jīn |
[00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : shàng jīn |
[00:10] | yī suì nián jì yī suì xīn |
[00:11] | cùn jīn nán mǎi cùn guāng yīn |
[00:13] | xiàn zài yǒu rén fēi cháng ài nǐ |
[00:14] | méi cuò wǒ shì shàng jīn |
[00:15] | wǒ zhī dào nǐ zài jié mù zhōng yǐn cáng le zì jǐ de xìng bié |
[00:17] | qí shí nǐ shì nǚ hái zhè shì gōng sī shè jì de qíng jié |
[00:21] | gōng sī wèi nǐ bāo zhuāng |
[00:22] | ràng wǎng yǒu wèi nǐ dǎ fēn |
[00:23] | wèi shí me zhè me huǒ yǒu nán jiā bīn huì wèi nǐ bào dēng |
[00:25] | jī nǐ tài měi bú shì jié shù ér shì kāi shǐ |
[00:28] | xiǎo jī zài gāng pò ké de shí hòu dōu huì dāi zhì |
[00:31] | wǒ cóng lái méi yǒu tí nǐ míng zì |
[00:32] | yīn wèi wǒ pà gào zhuàng |
[00:32] | wǒ yě xiǎng huí dào jiā lǐ wèi nǐ jiè shào duì xiàng |
[00:35] | wèi nǐ jiè shào yí gè yī mǐ èr liù dà shuài gē niú láng |
[00:38] | xiǎo mù lǎo shī bié shōu fèi le |
[00:39] | gǎn jǐn sòng tā qù jiào táng |
[00:41] | hūn hòu shēng huó měi mǎn yīn wèi měi gè jié rì dōu yǒu lǐ wù |
[00:43] | nǐ shuō yào yǒu yí shì gǎn |
[00:45] | què méi xiǎng bāng tā jiǎn fù |
[00:46] | gǎn qíng qū yú píng dàn |
[00:47] | zhǐ néng yī kào lán qiú jìn bù |
[00:48] | zài lái jǐ cì jiāo chā yùn qiú |
[00:49] | dài zhe hái zi gòu wù |
[00:51] | yòu guò jǐ nián nǐ de shēn cái zhú jiàn de fā fú |
[00:53] | céng jīng xǐ huān chàng tiào rap |
[00:55] | xiàn zài měi tiān zuò jiā wù |
[00:57] | ǒu ěr chàng tiào dì diǎn dāng rán xuǎn zài xiǎo guǎng chǎng |
[00:58] | yī shǒu zì yóu fēi xiáng |
[00:59] | zhōu wéi hǎo duō hái zi de jiā zhǎng |
[01:00] | tiào wán bù tíng tǎo lùn zì jǐ hái zi duō me ài xué xí |
[01:03] | nǐ què dī tóu bù yǔ zì jǐ hái zi duì míng xīng tài zháo mí |
[01:06] | huí jiā ná qǐ le shǒu jī |
[01:09] | xiǎng yào chéng wéi ǒu xiàng ràng zì jǐ de hái zi |
[01:09] | HOOK |
[01:11] | zhǐ yīn nǐ tài měi |
[01:32] | bú shì yīn wèi zàn zhù |
[01:35] | chuàng zào lì de jiǎn jí bù duàn yǒng rù wǒ de dàn mù |
[01:36] | shén chuàng zào le wàn wù |
[01:38] | què méi xiǎng dào chuàng zào yóu xì |
[01:40] | rén zhǐ néng zì yú zì lè yú shì jìn rù bilibili |
[01:42] | nà shi zhēn de liú liàng què bú shì jiǎ de |
[01:43] | wèi shà nǎo cán fěn de shù liàng rào dì qiú liǎng quān |
[01:45] | chī lán zhōu lā miàn |
[01:47] | zhì liáo wǒ de biǎn táo tǐ fā yán |
[01:49] | kě xī bù néng zài shuō le hǎo huà bù néng shuō liǎng biàn |
[01:52] | jìn rù xià gè huà tí |
[01:53] | shuō nǐ zhuī xīng sān bāo |
[01:54] | bāo chī bāo zhù hái bāo zhēn chāo |
[01:56] | jiàn zhāo chāi zhāo |
[01:58] | yī wǎn miàn tiáo |
[02:00] | yǐ hòu yǒu rén zài xiǎng hēi nǐ dōu huì yù dào chè zhǒu |
[02:02] | yú shì biàn chéng yí gè chōng mǎn zhèng néng liàng de tiān dì |
[02:04] | qí shí nǐ yào gǎn xiè yǒu rén bāng nǐ fēn sǎn jīng lì |
[02:07] | chéng gōng zhuǎn yí shí shàng zhù yì lì |
[02:09] | chéng shòu bù liáng gōu tōng |
[02:10] | Rapper bù gǎn dé zuì nǐ |
[02:11] | bù gǎn dé zuì AR cān jiā bǐ sài yě huì luò xuǎn |
[02:15] | xiǎng yào chū míng zhuàn qián jiù yào huò dé jǐ gè bào diǎn |
[02:17] | xiǎng bǎ dà xiàng zhuāng bīng xiāng guò chéng xū yào sān bù |
[02:20] | dì yī bù shì dāng gè tiān gǒu huò zhě biàn chéng wán wù |