| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 虱子 |
| [00:00.485] | 作曲 : Mono:Massive x Vertual Vertigo |
| [00:00.971] | 作词：虱子 |
| [00:01.659] | 混音：闲异人 |
| [00:02.339] | 录音：金剑 |
| [00:03.691] | 哟 我是虱子 |
| [00:06.907] | 中国新说唱 海选归来 |
| [00:11.749] | 给你们来点有画面儿的 |
| [00:15.139] | 别老一天天跟机关枪似的突突谁啊 |
| [00:16.823] | 是不是？ |
| [00:21.924] | 这无非就是一个秀 |
| [00:24.027] | 无非挂着羊头卖狗肉 |
| [00:26.643] | 无非进度拍的特别逗 |
| [00:29.339] | 无非导演说的特别real |
| [00:32.028] | 内容会 开始 变得敏感 |
| [00:34.707] | 不知道这 剧情 会让谁难堪 |
| [00:37.446] | 偶像 拍照 都铺了底板 |
| [00:39.823] | 靠着 写手 把玩家们给替换 |
| [00:42.835] | 我路过 这么一家店 |
| [00:45.515] | 招牌叫特大碗的宽面 |
| [00:48.019] | 有位朋友 跟我说 这老板 |
| [00:50.275] | 没有手艺 |
| [00:51.596] | 只是拿个鸡毛当令箭 |
| [00:53.627] | 但我看到 排队 的 人 还真不少 |
| [00:56.331] | 为什么 这 揍性 销量还特高 |
| [00:59.043] | 他说他靠自我包装 加上国外熏陶 |
| [01:02.390] | 就连神仙都追着他跑 |
| [01:04.403] | 真他妈笑了 |
| [01:05.787] | 怎么让凡人给反了 |
| [01:08.555] | 怎么让凡人厉害了 |
| [01:11.147] | 怎么让凡人给面子 |
| [01:13.811] | 怎么让凡人立牌子 |
| [01:16.507] | 怎么让凡人给反了 |
| [01:19.235] | 怎么让凡人厉害了 |
| [01:21.931] | 怎么让凡人给面子 |
| [01:24.683] | 怎么让凡人立牌子 |
| [01:27.107] | 说来也巧 来了两位相师 |
| [01:28.693] | 其实从小 就知道他们名号 |
| [01:31.331] | 一唱一和打包出手的双面胶 |
| [01:34.251] | 老哥们快给我指指门道 |
| [01:36.715] | 我想问的是 未来的运势 |
| [01:39.484] | 可他们却让我先聊聊星座 |
| [01:42.171] | 一个说不好 一个说还成 |
| [01:44.853] | 这让我这脑袋有点迷惑 |
| [01:47.332] | 困惑之余 |
| [01:48.189] | 突然有三人冲来 |
| [01:49.923] | 问昨天算死了 为嘛还活着 |
| [01:52.933] | 他说老弟 你看 从卦象上说 |
| [01:56.291] | 这次好像闹着玩的 |
| [01:58.347] | 真他妈笑了 |
| [02:00.340] | 怎么让算命的盘了 |
| [02:02.448] | 怎么让拉弦的弹了 |
| [02:05.051] | 好话都让你们说了 |
| [02:09.176] | 还有什么不敢做的 |
| [02:11.147] | 怎么让算命的盘了 |
| [02:13.837] | 怎么让卦象调皮了 |
| [02:15.979] | 好话都让你们说了 |
| [02:18.587] | 还有什么不敢做的 |
| [02:19.996] | 我最讨厌的 就是娘们哭 |
| [02:22.579] | 没想到 水系 何仙姑 |
| [02:25.155] | 吕洞宾 只想拿走 被抢的麦克风 |
| [02:28.381] | 让你独自留在小黑屋 |
| [02:30.659] | 我也觉得 你说的全都对 |
| [02:33.491] | 可是无论什么都要自己扛 |
| [02:36.163] | 我只能陪你下盘简单的五子棋 |
| [02:38.931] | 但是不能做你的那个弹簧 |
| [02:41.451] | 真他妈笑了 |
| [02:42.916] | 咱们都被猴给玩了 |
| [02:45.499] | 谁让咱是那猴崽子 |
| [02:48.195] | 我说的没毛病对吧？ |
| [02:50.213] | 经历过的瓷们快洗洗睡吧 |
| [02:52.963] | 伴奏原曲：Mono：Massive - Blue Dawn |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : shi zi |
| [00:00.485] | zuo qu : Mono: Massive x Vertual Vertigo |
| [00:00.971] | zuo ci: shi zi |
| [00:01.659] | hun yin: xian yi ren |
| [00:02.339] | lu yin: jin jian |
| [00:03.691] | yo wo shi shi zi |
| [00:06.907] | zhong guo xin shuo chang hai xuan gui lai |
| [00:11.749] | gei ni men lai dian you hua mian r de |
| [00:15.139] | bie lao yi tian tian gen ji guan qiang shi de tu tu shui a |
| [00:16.823] | shi bu shi? |
| [00:21.924] | zhe wu fei jiu shi yi ge xiu |
| [00:24.027] | wu fei gua zhe yang tou mai gou rou |
| [00:26.643] | wu fei jin du pai de te bie dou |
| [00:29.339] | wu fei dao yan shuo de te bie real |
| [00:32.028] | nei rong hui kai shi bian de min gan |
| [00:34.707] | bu zhi dao zhe ju qing hui rang shui nan kan |
| [00:37.446] | ou xiang pai zhao dou pu le di ban |
| [00:39.823] | kao zhe xie shou ba wan jia men gei ti huan |
| [00:42.835] | wo lu guo zhe me yi jia dian |
| [00:45.515] | zhao pai jiao te da wan de kuan mian |
| [00:48.019] | you wei peng you gen wo shuo zhe lao ban |
| [00:50.275] | mei you shou yi |
| [00:51.596] | zhi shi na ge ji mao dang ling jian |
| [00:53.627] | dan wo kan dao pai dui de ren hai zhen bu shao |
| [00:56.331] | wei shi me zhe zou xing xiao liang hai te gao |
| [00:59.043] | ta shuo ta kao zi wo bao zhuang jia shang guo wai xun tao |
| [01:02.390] | jiu lian shen xian dou zhui zhe ta pao |
| [01:04.403] | zhen ta ma xiao le |
| [01:05.787] | zen me rang fan ren gei fan le |
| [01:08.555] | zen me rang fan ren li hai le |
| [01:11.147] | zen me rang fan ren gei mian zi |
| [01:13.811] | zen me rang fan ren li pai zi |
| [01:16.507] | zen me rang fan ren gei fan le |
| [01:19.235] | zen me rang fan ren li hai le |
| [01:21.931] | zen me rang fan ren gei mian zi |
| [01:24.683] | zen me rang fan ren li pai zi |
| [01:27.107] | shuo lai ye qiao lai le liang wei xiang shi |
| [01:28.693] | qi shi cong xiao jiu zhi dao ta men ming hao |
| [01:31.331] | yi chang yi he da bao chu shou de shuang mian jiao |
| [01:34.251] | lao ge men kuai gei wo zhi zhi men dao |
| [01:36.715] | wo xiang wen de shi wei lai de yun shi |
| [01:39.484] | ke ta men que rang wo xian liao liao xing zuo |
| [01:42.171] | yi ge shuo bu hao yi ge shuo hai cheng |
| [01:44.853] | zhe rang wo zhe nao dai you dian mi huo |
| [01:47.332] | kun huo zhi yu |
| [01:48.189] | tu ran you san ren chong lai |
| [01:49.923] | wen zuo tian suan si le wei ma hai huo zhe |
| [01:52.933] | ta shuo lao di ni kan cong gua xiang shang shuo |
| [01:56.291] | zhe ci hao xiang nao zhe wan de |
| [01:58.347] | zhen ta ma xiao le |
| [02:00.340] | zen me rang suan ming de pan le |
| [02:02.448] | zen me rang la xian de dan le |
| [02:05.051] | hao hua dou rang ni men shuo le |
| [02:09.176] | hai you shen me bu gan zuo de |
| [02:11.147] | zen me rang suan ming de pan le |
| [02:13.837] | zen me rang gua xiang tiao pi le |
| [02:15.979] | hao hua dou rang ni men shuo le |
| [02:18.587] | hai you shen me bu gan zuo de |
| [02:19.996] | wo zui tao yan de jiu shi niang men ku |
| [02:22.579] | mei xiang dao shui xi he xian gu |
| [02:25.155] | lv dong bin zhi xiang na zou bei qiang de mai ke feng |
| [02:28.381] | rang ni du zi liu zai xiao hei wu |
| [02:30.659] | wo ye jue de ni shuo de quan dou dui |
| [02:33.491] | ke shi wu lun shen me dou yao zi ji kang |
| [02:36.163] | wo zhi neng pei ni xia pan jian dan de wu zi qi |
| [02:38.931] | dan shi bu neng zuo ni de na ge tan huang |
| [02:41.451] | zhen ta ma xiao le |
| [02:42.916] | zan men dou bei hou gei wan le |
| [02:45.499] | shui rang zan shi na hou zai zi |
| [02:48.195] | wo shuo de mei mao bing dui ba? |
| [02:50.213] | jing li guo de ci men kuai xi xi shui ba |
| [02:52.963] | ban zou yuan qu: Mono: Massive Blue Dawn |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : shī zi |
| [00:00.485] | zuò qǔ : Mono: Massive x Vertual Vertigo |
| [00:00.971] | zuò cí: shī zi |
| [00:01.659] | hùn yīn: xián yì rén |
| [00:02.339] | lù yīn: jīn jiàn |
| [00:03.691] | yō wǒ shì shī zi |
| [00:06.907] | zhōng guó xīn shuō chàng hǎi xuǎn guī lái |
| [00:11.749] | gěi nǐ men lái diǎn yǒu huà miàn r de |
| [00:15.139] | bié lǎo yì tiān tiān gēn jī guān qiāng shì de tū tū shuí a |
| [00:16.823] | shì bú shì? |
| [00:21.924] | zhè wú fēi jiù shì yí gè xiù |
| [00:24.027] | wú fēi guà zhe yáng tóu mài gǒu ròu |
| [00:26.643] | wú fēi jìn dù pāi de tè bié dòu |
| [00:29.339] | wú fēi dǎo yǎn shuō de tè bié real |
| [00:32.028] | nèi róng huì kāi shǐ biàn de mǐn gǎn |
| [00:34.707] | bù zhī dào zhè jù qíng huì ràng shuí nán kān |
| [00:37.446] | ǒu xiàng pāi zhào dōu pù le dǐ bǎn |
| [00:39.823] | kào zhe xiě shǒu bǎ wán jiā men gěi tì huàn |
| [00:42.835] | wǒ lù guò zhè me yī jiā diàn |
| [00:45.515] | zhāo pái jiào tè dà wǎn de kuān miàn |
| [00:48.019] | yǒu wèi péng yǒu gēn wǒ shuō zhè lǎo bǎn |
| [00:50.275] | méi yǒu shǒu yì |
| [00:51.596] | zhǐ shì ná gè jī máo dāng lìng jiàn |
| [00:53.627] | dàn wǒ kàn dào pái duì de rén hái zhēn bù shǎo |
| [00:56.331] | wèi shí me zhè zòu xìng xiāo liàng hái tè gāo |
| [00:59.043] | tā shuō tā kào zì wǒ bāo zhuāng jiā shang guó wài xūn táo |
| [01:02.390] | jiù lián shén xiān dōu zhuī zhe tā pǎo |
| [01:04.403] | zhēn tā mā xiào le |
| [01:05.787] | zěn me ràng fán rén gěi fǎn le |
| [01:08.555] | zěn me ràng fán rén lì hài le |
| [01:11.147] | zěn me ràng fán rén gěi miàn zi |
| [01:13.811] | zěn me ràng fán rén lì pái zi |
| [01:16.507] | zěn me ràng fán rén gěi fǎn le |
| [01:19.235] | zěn me ràng fán rén lì hài le |
| [01:21.931] | zěn me ràng fán rén gěi miàn zi |
| [01:24.683] | zěn me ràng fán rén lì pái zi |
| [01:27.107] | shuō lái yě qiǎo lái le liǎng wèi xiàng shī |
| [01:28.693] | qí shí cóng xiǎo jiù zhī dào tā men míng hào |
| [01:31.331] | yī chàng yī hè dǎ bāo chū shǒu de shuāng miàn jiāo |
| [01:34.251] | lǎo gē men kuài gěi wǒ zhǐ zhǐ mén dào |
| [01:36.715] | wǒ xiǎng wèn de shì wèi lái de yùn shì |
| [01:39.484] | kě tā men què ràng wǒ xiān liáo liáo xīng zuò |
| [01:42.171] | yí gè shuō bù hǎo yí gè shuō hái chéng |
| [01:44.853] | zhè ràng wǒ zhè nǎo dài yǒu diǎn mí huò |
| [01:47.332] | kùn huò zhī yú |
| [01:48.189] | tū rán yǒu sān rén chōng lái |
| [01:49.923] | wèn zuó tiān suàn sǐ le wèi ma hái huó zhe |
| [01:52.933] | tā shuō lǎo dì nǐ kàn cóng guà xiàng shàng shuō |
| [01:56.291] | zhè cì hǎo xiàng nào zhe wán de |
| [01:58.347] | zhēn tā mā xiào le |
| [02:00.340] | zěn me ràng suàn mìng de pán le |
| [02:02.448] | zěn me ràng lā xián de dàn le |
| [02:05.051] | hǎo huà dōu ràng nǐ men shuō le |
| [02:09.176] | hái yǒu shén me bù gǎn zuò de |
| [02:11.147] | zěn me ràng suàn mìng de pán le |
| [02:13.837] | zěn me ràng guà xiàng tiáo pí le |
| [02:15.979] | hǎo huà dōu ràng nǐ men shuō le |
| [02:18.587] | hái yǒu shén me bù gǎn zuò de |
| [02:19.996] | wǒ zuì tǎo yàn de jiù shì niáng men kū |
| [02:22.579] | méi xiǎng dào shuǐ xì hé xiān gū |
| [02:25.155] | lǚ dòng bīn zhǐ xiǎng ná zǒu bèi qiǎng de mài kè fēng |
| [02:28.381] | ràng nǐ dú zì liú zài xiǎo hēi wū |
| [02:30.659] | wǒ yě jué de nǐ shuō de quán dōu duì |
| [02:33.491] | kě shì wú lùn shén me dōu yào zì jǐ káng |
| [02:36.163] | wǒ zhǐ néng péi nǐ xià pán jiǎn dān de wǔ zǐ qí |
| [02:38.931] | dàn shì bù néng zuò nǐ de nà gè tán huáng |
| [02:41.451] | zhēn tā mā xiào le |
| [02:42.916] | zán men dōu bèi hóu gěi wán le |
| [02:45.499] | shuí ràng zán shì nà hóu zǎi zǐ |
| [02:48.195] | wǒ shuō de méi máo bìng duì ba? |
| [02:50.213] | jīng lì guò de cí men kuài xǐ xǐ shuì ba |
| [02:52.963] | bàn zòu yuán qǔ: Mono: Massive Blue Dawn |
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