| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 澄海伯伯/wewe SIn |
| [00:00.550] | 作曲 : 澄海伯伯/wewe SIn |
| [00:01.100] | 编曲#FAT CAT |
| [00:03.607] | MIX#biuC |
| [00:04.108] | 升堂！！！威武~~~~~ |
| [00:11.350] | V1 |
| [00:13.856] | 贼王： |
| [00:16.611] | 怎么了大人 为何押我至此 |
| [00:19.105] | 感觉这里有场误会 |
| [00:20.854] | 是否有人多嘴 |
| [00:21.805] | 说我是SinSin盗贼 看你两袖污秽 |
| [00:24.558] | 小的起早贪黑良民一位如何无中生罪 |
| [00:27.063] | 嗯？ |
| [00:27.309] | 判官：本官一身正气 为官两袖清风 |
| [00:30.062] | 处事三思而行 无欲四大皆空 |
| [00:32.557] | 你是哪里来滴刁民 犯罪拒不伏法 敢如此污蔑本官 |
| [00:37.060] | HOOK |
| [00:38.307] | 判官：本官问你 到底所犯何罪 |
| [00:40.812] | 贼王：我口袋空空饥肠辘辘何来有罪 |
| [00:43.810] | 判官：本官在此 还不速速招来 |
| [00:46.062] | 贼王：让六月飘雪七月下霜来证明清白 |
| [00:48.813] | 判官：本官问你 到底所犯何罪 |
| [00:51.309] | 贼王：我口袋空空饥肠辘辘何来有罪 |
| [00:54.306] | 判官：本官在此 还不速速招来 |
| [00:56.815] | 贼王：让六月飘雪七月下霜来证明清白 |
| [00:59.063] | V2 |
| [01:00.035] | 贼王：小的做的事情有良心 没人信 |
| [01:01.785] | 从小就在帮忙邻居医治怪疾病我救了命 |
| [01:05.284] | 我如今被人指证（偷黄金是大盗 |
| [01:07.044] | 如果真有物证给我关进牢房八号） |
| [01:10.788] | 可惜没有物件能够证明我的罪 |
| [01:13.284] | 请的人证全部都是假的良心黑 |
| [01:15.790] | 王府放着龙纹玉玺绝作那是真的吗 |
| [01:18.542] | 找了谁来鉴定老王以为那是真的吗 |
| [01:21.285] | 判官：简直一派胡言 |
| [01:23.790] | 本官看你獐头鼠目尖嘴猴腮 |
| [01:27.237] | 全无善人应有之面相 |
| [01:29.488] | 你这厮如若再不如实交代 |
| [01:32.240] | 辣椒水老虎凳挨板子上夹棍 |
| [01:34.983] | 你想得到想不到该有的不该有的 |
| [01:37.734] | 上头的懵逼的下头的断气的 |
| [01:40.241] | 全给你五星级服务体验 过来 |
| [01:42.236] | 哈哈哈哈 |
| [01:42.491] | 贼王：ok我来跟你摊牌Sin是大盗 |
| [01:45.487] | 把你的裤子系紧仔细听完帽子别掉 |
| [01:47.986] | 半夜三（更小心火烛就是我的信号） |
| [01:50.981] | 和我同一城镇还没破财是你命好 |
| [01:53.991] | 七彩玲珑犀牛玉它其实就在我家 |
| [01:56.487] | 四手六面佛的画像也在我家 |
| [01:59.237] | 我 ……交了交了交了 |
| [01:59.902] | 判官：我看还不止这些吧 |
| [02:03.902] | 据说你通番卖国 勾结番邦还要里应外合 |
| [02:07.657] | 一心丧权辱国 闲来聚众赌博 |
| [02:10.408] | 公共场合几次浑身赤裸 此举极度有伤风化现在不容辩驳 |
| [02:14.899] | 失足妇女制造机 法场 送佛送到西 |
| [02:17.652] | 杀人放火用刀劈 邪不能跟正比高低 |
| [02:20.403] | 综上数罪并罚 给你无期枪毙完了无期再枪毙再枪毙无期 |
| [02:25.906] | hahaha来呀把这个人渣给本官拖下去先判他个一万年洗洗脑子 |
| [02:34.654] | 不服？ |
| [02:36.905] | HOOK |
| [02:37.407] | 判官：本官问你 到底所犯何罪 |
| [02:39.657] | 贼王：我口袋空空饥肠辘辘何来有罪 |
| [02:42.154] | 判官：本官在此 还不速速招来 |
| [02:44.903] | 贼王：让六月飘雪七月下霜来证明清白 |
| [02:48.158] | 判官：本官问你 到底所犯何罪 |
| [02:50.408] | 贼王：我口袋空空饥肠辘辘何来有罪 |
| [02:53.406] | 判官：本官在此 还不速速招来 |
| [03:45.151] | 贼王：让六月飘雪七月下霜来证明清白 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : cheng hai bo bo wewe SIn |
| [00:00.550] | zuo qu : cheng hai bo bo wewe SIn |
| [00:01.100] | bian qu FAT CAT |
| [00:03.607] | MIX biuC |
| [00:04.108] | sheng tang!!! wei wu |
| [00:11.350] | V1 |
| [00:13.856] | zei wang: |
| [00:16.611] | zen me le da ren wei he ya wo zhi ci |
| [00:19.105] | gan jue zhe li you chang wu hui |
| [00:20.854] | shi fou you ren duo zui |
| [00:21.805] | shuo wo shi SinSin dao zei kan ni liang xiu wu hui |
| [00:24.558] | xiao de qi zao tan hei liang min yi wei ru he wu zhong sheng zui |
| [00:27.063] | ? |
| [00:27.309] | pan guan: ben guan yi shen zheng qi wei guan liang xiu qing feng |
| [00:30.062] | chu shi san si er xing wu yu si da jie kong |
| [00:32.557] | ni shi na li lai di diao min fan zui ju bu fu fa gan ru ci wu mie ben guan |
| [00:37.060] | HOOK |
| [00:38.307] | pan guan: ben guan wen ni dao di suo fan he zui |
| [00:40.812] | zei wang: wo kou dai kong kong ji chang lu lu he lai you zui |
| [00:43.810] | pan guan: ben guan zai ci hai bu su su zhao lai |
| [00:46.062] | zei wang: rang liu yue piao xue qi yue xia shuang lai zheng ming qing bai |
| [00:48.813] | pan guan: ben guan wen ni dao di suo fan he zui |
| [00:51.309] | zei wang: wo kou dai kong kong ji chang lu lu he lai you zui |
| [00:54.306] | pan guan: ben guan zai ci hai bu su su zhao lai |
| [00:56.815] | zei wang: rang liu yue piao xue qi yue xia shuang lai zheng ming qing bai |
| [00:59.063] | V2 |
| [01:00.035] | zei wang: xiao de zuo de shi qing you liang xin mei ren xin |
| [01:01.785] | cong xiao jiu zai bang mang lin ju yi zhi guai ji bing wo jiu le ming |
| [01:05.284] | wo ru jin bei ren zhi zheng tou huang jin shi da dao |
| [01:07.044] | ru guo zhen you wu zheng gei wo guan jin lao fang ba hao |
| [01:10.788] | ke xi mei you wu jian neng gou zheng ming wo de zui |
| [01:13.284] | qing de ren zheng quan bu dou shi jia de liang xin hei |
| [01:15.790] | wang fu fang zhe long wen yu xi jue zuo na shi zhen de ma |
| [01:18.542] | zhao le shui lai jian ding lao wang yi wei na shi zhen de ma |
| [01:21.285] | pan guan: jian zhi yi pai hu yan |
| [01:23.790] | ben guan kan ni zhang tou shu mu jian zui hou sai |
| [01:27.237] | quan wu shan ren ying you zhi mian xiang |
| [01:29.488] | ni zhe si ru ruo zai bu ru shi jiao dai |
| [01:32.240] | la jiao shui lao hu deng ai ban zi shang jia gun |
| [01:34.983] | ni xiang de dao xiang bu dao gai you de bu gai you de |
| [01:37.734] | shang tou de meng bi de xia tou de duan qi de |
| [01:40.241] | quan gei ni wu xing ji fu wu ti yan guo lai |
| [01:42.236] | ha ha ha ha |
| [01:42.491] | zei wang: ok wo lai gen ni tan pai Sin shi da dao |
| [01:45.487] | ba ni de ku zi xi jin zi xi ting wan mao zi bie diao |
| [01:47.986] | ban ye san geng xiao xin huo zhu jiu shi wo de xin hao |
| [01:50.981] | he wo tong yi cheng zhen hai mei po cai shi ni ming hao |
| [01:53.991] | qi cai ling long xi niu yu ta qi shi jiu zai wo jia |
| [01:56.487] | si shou liu mian fu de hua xiang ye zai wo jia |
| [01:59.237] | wo jiao le jiao le jiao le |
| [01:59.902] | pan guan: wo kan hai bu zhi zhei xie ba |
| [02:03.902] | ju shuo ni tong fan mai guo gou jie fan bang hai yao li ying wai he |
| [02:07.657] | yi xin sang quan ru guo xian lai ju zhong du bo |
| [02:10.408] | gong gong chang he ji ci hun shen chi luo ci ju ji du you shang feng hua xian zai bu rong bian bo |
| [02:14.899] | shi zu fu nv zhi zao ji fa chang song fu song dao xi |
| [02:17.652] | sha ren fang huo yong dao pi xie bu neng gen zheng bi gao di |
| [02:20.403] | zong shang shu zui bing fa gei ni wu qi qiang bi wan liao wu qi zai qiang bi zai qiang bi wu qi |
| [02:25.906] | hahaha lai ya ba zhe ge ren zha gei ben guan tuo xia qu xian pan ta ge yi wan nian xi xi nao zi |
| [02:34.654] | bu fu? |
| [02:36.905] | HOOK |
| [02:37.407] | pan guan: ben guan wen ni dao di suo fan he zui |
| [02:39.657] | zei wang: wo kou dai kong kong ji chang lu lu he lai you zui |
| [02:42.154] | pan guan: ben guan zai ci hai bu su su zhao lai |
| [02:44.903] | zei wang: rang liu yue piao xue qi yue xia shuang lai zheng ming qing bai |
| [02:48.158] | pan guan: ben guan wen ni dao di suo fan he zui |
| [02:50.408] | zei wang: wo kou dai kong kong ji chang lu lu he lai you zui |
| [02:53.406] | pan guan: ben guan zai ci hai bu su su zhao lai |
| [03:45.151] | zei wang: rang liu yue piao xue qi yue xia shuang lai zheng ming qing bai |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : chéng hǎi bó bo wewe SIn |
| [00:00.550] | zuò qǔ : chéng hǎi bó bo wewe SIn |
| [00:01.100] | biān qǔ FAT CAT |
| [00:03.607] | MIX biuC |
| [00:04.108] | shēng táng!!! wēi wǔ |
| [00:11.350] | V1 |
| [00:13.856] | zéi wáng: |
| [00:16.611] | zěn me le dà rén wèi hé yā wǒ zhì cǐ |
| [00:19.105] | gǎn jué zhè lǐ yǒu chǎng wù huì |
| [00:20.854] | shì fǒu yǒu rén duō zuǐ |
| [00:21.805] | shuō wǒ shì SinSin dào zéi kàn nǐ liǎng xiù wū huì |
| [00:24.558] | xiǎo de qǐ zǎo tān hēi liáng mín yī wèi rú hé wú zhōng shēng zuì |
| [00:27.063] | ? |
| [00:27.309] | pàn guān: běn guān yī shēn zhèng qì wèi guān liǎng xiù qīng fēng |
| [00:30.062] | chǔ shì sān sī ér xíng wú yù sì dà jiē kōng |
| [00:32.557] | nǐ shì nǎ lǐ lái dī diāo mín fàn zuì jù bù fú fǎ gǎn rú cǐ wū miè běn guān |
| [00:37.060] | HOOK |
| [00:38.307] | pàn guān: běn guān wèn nǐ dào dǐ suǒ fàn hé zuì |
| [00:40.812] | zéi wáng: wǒ kǒu dài kōng kōng jī cháng lù lù hé lái yǒu zuì |
| [00:43.810] | pàn guān: běn guān zài cǐ hái bù sù sù zhāo lái |
| [00:46.062] | zéi wáng: ràng liù yuè piāo xuě qī yuè xià shuāng lái zhèng míng qīng bái |
| [00:48.813] | pàn guān: běn guān wèn nǐ dào dǐ suǒ fàn hé zuì |
| [00:51.309] | zéi wáng: wǒ kǒu dài kōng kōng jī cháng lù lù hé lái yǒu zuì |
| [00:54.306] | pàn guān: běn guān zài cǐ hái bù sù sù zhāo lái |
| [00:56.815] | zéi wáng: ràng liù yuè piāo xuě qī yuè xià shuāng lái zhèng míng qīng bái |
| [00:59.063] | V2 |
| [01:00.035] | zéi wáng: xiǎo de zuò de shì qíng yǒu liáng xīn méi rén xìn |
| [01:01.785] | cóng xiǎo jiù zài bāng máng lín jū yī zhì guài jí bìng wǒ jiù le mìng |
| [01:05.284] | wǒ rú jīn bèi rén zhǐ zhèng tōu huáng jīn shì dà dào |
| [01:07.044] | rú guǒ zhēn yǒu wù zhèng gěi wǒ guān jìn láo fáng bā hào |
| [01:10.788] | kě xī méi yǒu wù jiàn néng gòu zhèng míng wǒ de zuì |
| [01:13.284] | qǐng de rén zhèng quán bù dōu shì jiǎ de liáng xīn hēi |
| [01:15.790] | wáng fǔ fàng zhe lóng wén yù xǐ jué zuò nà shi zhēn de ma |
| [01:18.542] | zhǎo le shuí lái jiàn dìng lǎo wáng yǐ wéi nà shi zhēn de ma |
| [01:21.285] | pàn guān: jiǎn zhí yī pài hú yán |
| [01:23.790] | běn guān kàn nǐ zhāng tóu shǔ mù jiān zuǐ hóu sāi |
| [01:27.237] | quán wú shàn rén yīng yǒu zhī miàn xiāng |
| [01:29.488] | nǐ zhè sī rú ruò zài bù rú shí jiāo dài |
| [01:32.240] | là jiāo shuǐ lǎo hǔ dèng ái bǎn zi shàng jiā gùn |
| [01:34.983] | nǐ xiǎng dé dào xiǎng bú dào gāi yǒu de bù gāi yǒu de |
| [01:37.734] | shàng tou de měng bī de xià tou de duàn qì de |
| [01:40.241] | quán gěi nǐ wǔ xīng jí fú wù tǐ yàn guò lái |
| [01:42.236] | hā hā hā hā |
| [01:42.491] | zéi wáng: ok wǒ lái gēn nǐ tān pái Sin shì dà dào |
| [01:45.487] | bǎ nǐ de kù zi xì jǐn zǐ xì tīng wán mào zi bié diào |
| [01:47.986] | bàn yè sān gèng xiǎo xīn huǒ zhú jiù shì wǒ de xìn hào |
| [01:50.981] | hé wǒ tóng yī chéng zhèn hái méi pò cái shì nǐ mìng hǎo |
| [01:53.991] | qī cǎi líng lóng xī niú yù tā qí shí jiù zài wǒ jiā |
| [01:56.487] | sì shǒu liù miàn fú de huà xiàng yě zài wǒ jiā |
| [01:59.237] | wǒ jiāo le jiāo le jiāo le |
| [01:59.902] | pàn guān: wǒ kàn hái bù zhǐ zhèi xiē ba |
| [02:03.902] | jù shuō nǐ tōng fān mài guó gōu jié fān bāng hái yào lǐ yìng wài hé |
| [02:07.657] | yī xīn sàng quán rǔ guó xián lái jù zhòng dǔ bó |
| [02:10.408] | gōng gòng chǎng hé jǐ cì hún shēn chì luǒ cǐ jǔ jí dù yǒu shāng fēng huà xiàn zài bù róng biàn bó |
| [02:14.899] | shī zú fù nǚ zhì zào jī fǎ chǎng sòng fú sòng dào xī |
| [02:17.652] | shā rén fàng huǒ yòng dāo pī xié bù néng gēn zhèng bǐ gāo dī |
| [02:20.403] | zōng shàng shù zuì bìng fá gěi nǐ wú qī qiāng bì wán liǎo wú qī zài qiāng bì zài qiāng bì wú qī |
| [02:25.906] | hahaha lái ya bǎ zhè gè rén zhā gěi běn guān tuō xià qù xiān pàn tā gè yī wàn nián xǐ xǐ nǎo zi |
| [02:34.654] | bù fú? |
| [02:36.905] | HOOK |
| [02:37.407] | pàn guān: běn guān wèn nǐ dào dǐ suǒ fàn hé zuì |
| [02:39.657] | zéi wáng: wǒ kǒu dài kōng kōng jī cháng lù lù hé lái yǒu zuì |
| [02:42.154] | pàn guān: běn guān zài cǐ hái bù sù sù zhāo lái |
| [02:44.903] | zéi wáng: ràng liù yuè piāo xuě qī yuè xià shuāng lái zhèng míng qīng bái |
| [02:48.158] | pàn guān: běn guān wèn nǐ dào dǐ suǒ fàn hé zuì |
| [02:50.408] | zéi wáng: wǒ kǒu dài kōng kōng jī cháng lù lù hé lái yǒu zuì |
| [02:53.406] | pàn guān: běn guān zài cǐ hái bù sù sù zhāo lái |
| [03:45.151] | zéi wáng: ràng liù yuè piāo xuě qī yuè xià shuāng lái zhèng míng qīng bái |
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