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You were smokin' on a cigarette |
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Talkin' about the deficit |
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Putting all them wild boys down |
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Like a drunken |
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MonalisaOr the leanin' tower of |
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PisaYou're hanging off the edge of town |
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I overheard |
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Afghanistan |
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Is safer than a minivan |
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Left me wonderin' what to do |
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You're like a four leaf clover |
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I just had to come on over |
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I've never seen a woman like you |
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You were fallin' like the |
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AlamoDrinkin' fast and talkin' slow |
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Lookin' like it's time to go home |
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Well, you're hitting on that stripper' |
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Cause you can't afford to tip her |
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Or just afraid of being alone |
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You was openly frustrated |
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You said Dylan's over rated |
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For singing tangos up and blues |
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I don't know what |
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I was thinkin' |
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I can feel my heart a-sinkin' |
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I never seen a fellow like you |
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And ain't that the way we do it's true |
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We fall for the first one |
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How come it always ends up |
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The worst ones |
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Well, you're probably a democrat |
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Why, what the hell is wrong with that? |
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Nothing if you're |
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TalibanOh, |
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I seeWell, |
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I bet you slept with half the south |
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Oh, don't you ever shut your mouth? |
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Yeah, how much did you pay for that tan? |
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More than you paid or your boots |
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Oh, shouldn't you be purgin'? |
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Well, you're probably still a virgin |
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I can't believe you're not on the view |
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Let's get another round |
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It's lookin' like we're trouble bound |
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I have never seen another like you |
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Ain't that the way we do, it's true |
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You take the breath from me |
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It seems like you are bound |
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To be the death of me |
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Oh, well, a couple hours later |
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We were in the elevator |
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And makin' out like |
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Bonnie and |
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ClydeWe were dizzy from the love we found |
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Throwin' up and goin' down |
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Lord, it's been a hell of a ride |
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I'm a-having trouble breathin' |
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I probably should be leavin' |
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Well, I'm up in room 402 |
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I gotta hand it to you |
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There's a chance |
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I'm gonna screw you |
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Oh, I have never seen another like you |
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I don't know if it's forever |
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But I'm glad that we're together |
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I have never seen another like you |
