| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 弥弥弥 |
| [00:00.505] | 作曲 : 弥弥弥 |
| [00:01.11] | Mix by 宝娃儿柯察金 |
| [00:03.65] | 致敬爱妃西南全智贤 济南张艺新 滨州蔡旭昆 德江彭于燕 最后还有我西北吴一帆 哎，赶紧上号了 |
| [00:07.24] | 你这一天天不干点正事 |
| [00:09.46] | 你这知道啥叫事业不，有没有点事业心了 |
| [00:14.77] | 你这一天 这躺鸡，这这 这伤害量 |
| [00:19.46] | 行不行，我看你这也不行啊，也不行啊 |
| [00:28.25] | 刚开始跳伞两个地方N港或天堂 |
| [00:34.28] | 见人超苟抉择两个选项 变盒还是躺枪 |
| [00:38.17] | 活得像是盒子里的蛀虫，天天哭穷 |
| [00:41.23] | 才搞懂与快递不同，最后却又被车撞死在了海边树丛 |
| [00:45.92] | 所以我开始天天苦练，熟练那把98k |
| [00:49.40] | 无奈这圈子只有红点，丝毫没有任何准备 |
| [00:53.41] | 落地旁边三队，追杀老子跑到汗流浃背 |
| [00:57.15] | 我用手撑地瞬间跪下开麦 |
| [00:59.01] | 大哥别杀我包里有八倍！ |
| [01:02.14] | 诶，你们帮我看一下这是啥 |
| [01:05.51] | 哎呦，三级甲，三级头，嘶哎呦哎呀，这这也不行啊 |
| [01:12.94] | 这一落地这这我这，我不要，也不行~ |
| [01:17.09] | 我现在正在看着你笑 |
| [01:19.19] | 爬在我面前绕 |
| [01:20.56] | 我现在正在看着你跑 |
| [01:22.74] | 我还是瞄不到 |
| [01:24.31] | 我现在正在看着你逃 |
| [01:26.53] | 逃到天涯海角 |
| [01:28.30] | 做个伏地魔 包里都是药 默默无闻 苟着一发入魂 |
| [01:32.12] | 我现在正在看着你笑（也不行啊） |
| [01:35.07] | 爬在我面前绕 |
| [01:35.83] | 我现在正在看着你跑（你这也不行啊） |
| [01:38.12] | 我还是瞄不到 |
| [01:39.82] | 我现在正在看着你逃（行不行啊你这） |
| [01:42.07] | 逃到天涯海角 |
| [01:43.72] | 做个伏地魔 包里都是药 |
| [01:45.66] | 默默无闻 狗着的格杀勿论（也不行啊！！） |
| [01:47.63] | 每天回来打开了手机 大家一起来吃鸡 |
| [01:51.34] | 讨论战术不用过四级 空投里没有ABC |
| [01:54.90] | 三级包被烟撑烂 还在用力往里sei |
| [01:58.84] | 绷带全部都崩断 整个地图里面还有谁！？（还有谁！！！） |
| [02:02.83] | 我也不想打开语音乱叫， |
| [02:04.55] | 但是实力不允许（不允许啊） |
| [02:06.76] | 苦练压枪让我疯狂乱屌， |
| [02:08.47] | 决赛圈他们被排挤 |
| [02:10.39] | 跟我刚枪的人都说我堪比DJ喜羊羊！！ |
| [02:14.18] | 我说你们就是挨了锅吃不到羊的灰太狼！！ |
| [02:18.11] | 我现在正在看着你笑 爬在我面前绕 |
| [02:22.04] | 我现在正在看着你跑 我还是瞄不到 |
| [02:25.87] | 我现在正在看着你逃 逃到天涯海角 |
| [02:29.78] | 做个伏地魔 包里都是药 |
| [02:31.65] | 默默无闻 苟着一发入魂 |
| [02:33.73] | 我现在正在看着你笑（也不行啊） |
| [02:35.67] | 爬在我面前绕 |
| [02:37.38] | 我现在正在看着你跑（你这也不行啊） |
| [02:39.41] | 我还是瞄不到 |
| [02:41.05] | 我现在正在看着你逃（行不行啊你这） |
| [02:43.38] | 逃到天涯海角 |
| [02:45.06] | 做个伏地魔 包里都是药 |
| [02:47.05] | 默默无闻 站着的格杀勿论（也不行啊！！） |
| [02:49.09] | 为了吃鸡你们偷偷开挂带上吃鸡神器 |
| [02:54.07] | 但是对于我来说不如文具店晨光加得力 |
| [02:57.12] | 我一顿操作上上下下ABAB我又有三十条命 |
| [03:00.76] | 没有办法超哥吃鸡就是没有人性 |
| [03:04.38] | 开车从来不漂移，反斜卡位老司机 |
| [03:08.20] | 角色用女不用男，减震全靠对A“小眯眯” |
| [03:11.88] | 叫上homie占领房区，m4点射一串小心心 |
| [03:15.46] | 以上是我全部吃鸡动力，其实我是暴徒中的小清新～ |
| [03:19.65] | 咳咳当然上面那个那么厉害 并不是我 |
| [03:25.49] | 我还是会把三轮摩托 读成沙驼漠骆 |
| [03:29.39] | 最后我就是想奉劝大家一句话 |
| [03:34.49] | 当你跳了伞遇到很多人的时候 |
| [03:37.97] | 千万要记住，苟住别开枪 |
| [03:41.48] | 额。。。沙罗磨托，沙陀漠罗，沙漠陀螺，沙..沙.... |
| [03:47.54] | 也不行啊，你这也不行啊！ |
| [03:51.99] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈鹅鹅鹅额额 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : mi mi mi |
| [00:00.505] | zuo qu : mi mi mi |
| [00:01.11] | Mix by bao wa er ke cha jin |
| [00:03.65] | zhi jing ai fei xi nan quan zhi xian ji nan zhang yi xin bin zhou cai xu kun de jiang peng yu yan zui hou hai you wo xi bei wu yi fan ai, gan jin shang hao le |
| [00:07.24] | ni zhe yi tian tian bu gan dian zheng shi |
| [00:09.46] | ni zhe zhi dao sha jiao shi ye bu, you mei you dian shi ye xin le |
| [00:14.77] | ni zhe yi tian zhe tang ji, zhe zhe zhe shang hai liang |
| [00:19.46] | xing bu xing, wo kan ni zhe ye bu xing a, ye bu xing a |
| [00:28.25] | gang kai shi tiao san liang ge di fang N gang huo tian tang |
| [00:34.28] | jian ren chao gou jue ze liang ge xuan xiang bian he hai shi tang qiang |
| [00:38.17] | huo de xiang shi he zi li de zhu chong, tian tian ku qiong |
| [00:41.23] | cai gao dong yu kuai di bu tong, zui hou que you bei che zhuang si zai le hai bian shu cong |
| [00:45.92] | suo yi wo kai shi tian tian ku lian, shu lian na ba 98k |
| [00:49.40] | wu nai zhe quan zi zhi you hong dian, si hao mei you ren he zhun bei |
| [00:53.41] | luo di pang bian san dui, zhui sha lao zi pao dao han liu jia bei |
| [00:57.15] | wo yong shou cheng di shun jian gui xia kai mai |
| [00:59.01] | da ge bie sha wo bao li you ba bei! |
| [01:02.14] | ei, ni men bang wo kan yi xia zhe shi sha |
| [01:05.51] | ai you, san ji jia, san ji tou, si ai you ai ya, zhe zhe ye bu xing a |
| [01:12.94] | zhe yi luo di zhe zhe wo zhe, wo bu yao, ye bu xing |
| [01:17.09] | wo xian zai zheng zai kan zhe ni xiao |
| [01:19.19] | pa zai wo mian qian rao |
| [01:20.56] | wo xian zai zheng zai kan zhe ni pao |
| [01:22.74] | wo hai shi miao bu dao |
| [01:24.31] | wo xian zai zheng zai kan zhe ni tao |
| [01:26.53] | tao dao tian ya hai jiao |
| [01:28.30] | zuo ge fu di mo bao li dou shi yao mo mo wu wen gou zhe yi fa ru hun |
| [01:32.12] | wo xian zai zheng zai kan zhe ni xiao ye bu xing a |
| [01:35.07] | pa zai wo mian qian rao |
| [01:35.83] | wo xian zai zheng zai kan zhe ni pao ni zhe ye bu xing a |
| [01:38.12] | wo hai shi miao bu dao |
| [01:39.82] | wo xian zai zheng zai kan zhe ni tao xing bu xing a ni zhe |
| [01:42.07] | tao dao tian ya hai jiao |
| [01:43.72] | zuo ge fu di mo bao li dou shi yao |
| [01:45.66] | mo mo wu wen gou zhe de ge sha wu lun ye bu xing a!! |
| [01:47.63] | mei tian hui lai da kai le shou ji da jia yi qi lai chi ji |
| [01:51.34] | tao lun zhan shu bu yong guo si ji kong tou li mei you ABC |
| [01:54.90] | san ji bao bei yan cheng lan hai zai yong li wang li sei |
| [01:58.84] | beng dai quan bu dou beng duan zheng ge di tu li mian hai you shui!? hai you shui!!! |
| [02:02.83] | wo ye bu xiang da kai yu yin luan jiao, |
| [02:04.55] | dan shi shi li bu yun xu bu yun xu a |
| [02:06.76] | ku lian ya qiang rang wo feng kuang luan diao, |
| [02:08.47] | jue sai quan ta men bei pai ji |
| [02:10.39] | gen wo gang qiang de ren dou shuo wo kan bi DJ xi yang yang!! |
| [02:14.18] | wo shuo ni men jiu shi ai le guo chi bu dao yang de hui tai lang!! |
| [02:18.11] | wo xian zai zheng zai kan zhe ni xiao pa zai wo mian qian rao |
| [02:22.04] | wo xian zai zheng zai kan zhe ni pao wo hai shi miao bu dao |
| [02:25.87] | wo xian zai zheng zai kan zhe ni tao tao dao tian ya hai jiao |
| [02:29.78] | zuo ge fu di mo bao li dou shi yao |
| [02:31.65] | mo mo wu wen gou zhe yi fa ru hun |
| [02:33.73] | wo xian zai zheng zai kan zhe ni xiao ye bu xing a |
| [02:35.67] | pa zai wo mian qian rao |
| [02:37.38] | wo xian zai zheng zai kan zhe ni pao ni zhe ye bu xing a |
| [02:39.41] | wo hai shi miao bu dao |
| [02:41.05] | wo xian zai zheng zai kan zhe ni tao xing bu xing a ni zhe |
| [02:43.38] | tao dao tian ya hai jiao |
| [02:45.06] | zuo ge fu di mo bao li dou shi yao |
| [02:47.05] | mo mo wu wen zhan zhe de ge sha wu lun ye bu xing a!! |
| [02:49.09] | wei le chi ji ni men tou tou kai gua dai shang chi ji shen qi |
| [02:54.07] | dan shi dui yu wo lai shuo bu ru wen ju dian chen guang jia de li |
| [02:57.12] | wo yi dun cao zuo shang shang xia xia ABAB wo you you san shi tiao ming |
| [03:00.76] | mei you ban fa chao ge chi ji jiu shi mei you ren xing |
| [03:04.38] | kai che cong lai bu piao yi, fan xie ka wei lao si ji |
| [03:08.20] | jue se yong nv bu yong nan, jian zhen quan kao dui A" xiao mi mi" |
| [03:11.88] | jiao shang homie zhan ling fang qu, m4 dian she yi chuan xiao xin xin |
| [03:15.46] | yi shang shi wo quan bu chi ji dong li, qi shi wo shi bao tu zhong de xiao qing xin |
| [03:19.65] | hai hai dang ran shang mian na ge na me li hai bing bu shi wo |
| [03:25.49] | wo hai shi hui ba san lun mo tuo du cheng sha tuo mo luo |
| [03:29.39] | zui hou wo jiu shi xiang feng quan da jia yi ju hua |
| [03:34.49] | dang ni tiao le san yu dao hen duo ren de shi hou |
| [03:37.97] | qian wan yao ji zhu, gou zhu bie kai qiang |
| [03:41.48] | e... sha luo mo tuo, sha tuo mo luo, sha mo tuo luo, sha.. sha.... |
| [03:47.54] | ye bu xing a, ni zhe ye bu xing a! |
| [03:51.99] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha e e e e e |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : mí mí mí |
| [00:00.505] | zuò qǔ : mí mí mí |
| [00:01.11] | Mix by bǎo wá ér kē chá jīn |
| [00:03.65] | zhì jìng ài fēi xī nán quán zhì xián jǐ nán zhāng yì xīn bīn zhōu cài xù kūn dé jiāng péng yú yàn zuì hòu hái yǒu wǒ xī běi wú yī fān āi, gǎn jǐn shàng hào le |
| [00:07.24] | nǐ zhè yì tiān tiān bù gàn diǎn zhèng shì |
| [00:09.46] | nǐ zhè zhī dào shà jiào shì yè bù, yǒu méi yǒu diǎn shì yè xīn le |
| [00:14.77] | nǐ zhè yì tiān zhè tǎng jī, zhè zhè zhè shāng hài liàng |
| [00:19.46] | xíng bù xíng, wǒ kàn nǐ zhè yě bù xíng a, yě bù xíng a |
| [00:28.25] | gāng kāi shǐ tiào sǎn liǎng gè dì fāng N gǎng huò tiān táng |
| [00:34.28] | jiàn rén chāo gǒu jué zé liǎng gè xuǎn xiàng biàn hé hái shì tǎng qiāng |
| [00:38.17] | huó dé xiàng shì hé zi lǐ de zhù chóng, tiān tiān kū qióng |
| [00:41.23] | cái gǎo dǒng yǔ kuài dì bù tóng, zuì hòu què yòu bèi chē zhuàng sǐ zài le hǎi biān shù cóng |
| [00:45.92] | suǒ yǐ wǒ kāi shǐ tiān tiān kǔ liàn, shú liàn nà bǎ 98k |
| [00:49.40] | wú nài zhè quān zi zhǐ yǒu hóng diǎn, sī háo méi yǒu rèn hé zhǔn bèi |
| [00:53.41] | luò dì páng biān sān duì, zhuī shā lǎo zi pǎo dào hàn liú jiā bèi |
| [00:57.15] | wǒ yòng shǒu chēng dì shùn jiān guì xià kāi mài |
| [00:59.01] | dà gē bié shā wǒ bāo lǐ yǒu bā bèi! |
| [01:02.14] | éi, nǐ men bāng wǒ kàn yī xià zhè shì shà |
| [01:05.51] | āi yōu, sān jí jiǎ, sān jí tóu, sī āi yōu āi yā, zhè zhè yě bù xíng a |
| [01:12.94] | zhè yī luò dì zhè zhè wǒ zhè, wǒ bú yào, yě bù xíng |
| [01:17.09] | wǒ xiàn zài zhèng zài kàn zhe nǐ xiào |
| [01:19.19] | pá zài wǒ miàn qián rào |
| [01:20.56] | wǒ xiàn zài zhèng zài kàn zhe nǐ pǎo |
| [01:22.74] | wǒ hái shì miáo bú dào |
| [01:24.31] | wǒ xiàn zài zhèng zài kàn zhe nǐ táo |
| [01:26.53] | táo dào tiān yá hǎi jiǎo |
| [01:28.30] | zuò gè fú dì mó bāo lǐ dōu shì yào mò mò wú wén gǒu zhe yī fà rù hún |
| [01:32.12] | wǒ xiàn zài zhèng zài kàn zhe nǐ xiào yě bù xíng a |
| [01:35.07] | pá zài wǒ miàn qián rào |
| [01:35.83] | wǒ xiàn zài zhèng zài kàn zhe nǐ pǎo nǐ zhè yě bù xíng a |
| [01:38.12] | wǒ hái shì miáo bú dào |
| [01:39.82] | wǒ xiàn zài zhèng zài kàn zhe nǐ táo xíng bù xíng a nǐ zhè |
| [01:42.07] | táo dào tiān yá hǎi jiǎo |
| [01:43.72] | zuò gè fú dì mó bāo lǐ dōu shì yào |
| [01:45.66] | mò mò wú wén gǒu zhe de gé shā wù lùn yě bù xíng a!! |
| [01:47.63] | měi tiān huí lái dǎ kāi le shǒu jī dà jiā yì qǐ lái chī jī |
| [01:51.34] | tǎo lùn zhàn shù bù yòng guò sì jí kōng tóu lǐ méi yǒu ABC |
| [01:54.90] | sān jí bāo bèi yān chēng làn hái zài yòng lì wǎng lǐ sei |
| [01:58.84] | bēng dài quán bù dōu bēng duàn zhěng gè dì tú lǐ miàn hái yǒu shuí!? hái yǒu shuí!!! |
| [02:02.83] | wǒ yě bù xiǎng dǎ kāi yǔ yīn luàn jiào, |
| [02:04.55] | dàn shì shí lì bù yǔn xǔ bù yǔn xǔ a |
| [02:06.76] | kǔ liàn yā qiāng ràng wǒ fēng kuáng luàn diǎo, |
| [02:08.47] | jué sài quān tā men bèi pái jǐ |
| [02:10.39] | gēn wǒ gāng qiāng de rén dōu shuō wǒ kān bǐ DJ xǐ yáng yáng!! |
| [02:14.18] | wǒ shuō nǐ men jiù shì āi le guō chī bú dào yáng de huī tài láng!! |
| [02:18.11] | wǒ xiàn zài zhèng zài kàn zhe nǐ xiào pá zài wǒ miàn qián rào |
| [02:22.04] | wǒ xiàn zài zhèng zài kàn zhe nǐ pǎo wǒ hái shì miáo bú dào |
| [02:25.87] | wǒ xiàn zài zhèng zài kàn zhe nǐ táo táo dào tiān yá hǎi jiǎo |
| [02:29.78] | zuò gè fú dì mó bāo lǐ dōu shì yào |
| [02:31.65] | mò mò wú wén gǒu zhe yī fà rù hún |
| [02:33.73] | wǒ xiàn zài zhèng zài kàn zhe nǐ xiào yě bù xíng a |
| [02:35.67] | pá zài wǒ miàn qián rào |
| [02:37.38] | wǒ xiàn zài zhèng zài kàn zhe nǐ pǎo nǐ zhè yě bù xíng a |
| [02:39.41] | wǒ hái shì miáo bú dào |
| [02:41.05] | wǒ xiàn zài zhèng zài kàn zhe nǐ táo xíng bù xíng a nǐ zhè |
| [02:43.38] | táo dào tiān yá hǎi jiǎo |
| [02:45.06] | zuò gè fú dì mó bāo lǐ dōu shì yào |
| [02:47.05] | mò mò wú wén zhàn zhe de gé shā wù lùn yě bù xíng a!! |
| [02:49.09] | wèi le chī jī nǐ men tōu tōu kāi guà dài shàng chī jī shén qì |
| [02:54.07] | dàn shì duì yú wǒ lái shuō bù rú wén jù diàn chén guāng jiā dé lì |
| [02:57.12] | wǒ yī dùn cāo zuò shàng shàng xià xià ABAB wǒ yòu yǒu sān shí tiáo mìng |
| [03:00.76] | méi yǒu bàn fǎ chāo gē chī jī jiù shì méi yǒu rén xìng |
| [03:04.38] | kāi chē cóng lái bù piāo yí, fǎn xié kǎ wèi lǎo sī jī |
| [03:08.20] | jué sè yòng nǚ bù yòng nán, jiǎn zhèn quán kào duì A" xiǎo mī mī" |
| [03:11.88] | jiào shàng homie zhàn lǐng fáng qū, m4 diǎn shè yī chuàn xiǎo xīn xīn |
| [03:15.46] | yǐ shàng shì wǒ quán bù chī jī dòng lì, qí shí wǒ shì bào tú zhōng de xiǎo qīng xīn |
| [03:19.65] | hāi hāi dāng rán shàng miàn nà gè nà me lì hài bìng bú shì wǒ |
| [03:25.49] | wǒ hái shì huì bǎ sān lún mó tuō dú chéng shā tuó mò luò |
| [03:29.39] | zuì hòu wǒ jiù shì xiǎng fèng quàn dà jiā yī jù huà |
| [03:34.49] | dāng nǐ tiào le sǎn yù dào hěn duō rén de shí hòu |
| [03:37.97] | qiān wàn yào jì zhù, gǒu zhù bié kāi qiāng |
| [03:41.48] | é... shā luó mó tuō, shā tuó mò luó, shā mò tuó luó, shā.. shā.... |
| [03:47.54] | yě bù xíng a, nǐ zhè yě bù xíng a! |
| [03:51.99] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā é é é é é |
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