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Can't bear this strain any longer, I tell you no, Gloria |
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Can't bear this strain any longer, I tell you no, Gloria |
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You promised to marry me in the month of May |
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Now you try to run away, if it's the last thing I have to do |
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Gloria my darling I'm begging you |
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Please marry me Gloria, darling can't you see Gloria |
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With all your faults, I want you like a long dose of Epsom salts |
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I'd like to be a bachelor, |
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Before I met Gloria |
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I don't know what she did to me |
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Some people think I'm crazy |
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Some say it's the treatment, some say it's this and that |
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Some say she's a diplomat, I don't care what the case may be |
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Come darling let's join in matrimony |
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So please marry me Gloria, darling can't you see Gloria |
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My belly does boil, I want you like a bad dose of castor oil |
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You said you loved me but you lied, |
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My friend saw you with another guy |
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And now you have me in a state |
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With all the doubts you create |
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Soon as I turned my back you were on the go |
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Gloria girl I tell you no, and I beg you not to forget |
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A promise to me is more than a debt |
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So please marry me Gloria, sweetheart can't you see Gloria |
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You must understand, I want you like a cop wants a wanted man |
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Gloria is my only girl |
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My only hope in this world |
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Give me your hand and say you do |
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Come back to me I'm telling you |
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I want you to have and hold until death we part |
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Please don't try to break my heart |
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I say stop all this stupidness darling and seal it now with a kiss |
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Please marry me Gloria, darling can't you see Gloria |
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You lovely flower bud, I love you like a pig loves a pool of mud |
