Song | My Name Is Mud |
Artist | Primus |
Album | They Can't All Be Zingers |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Claypool, Primus | |
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) | |
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady | |
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) | |
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady | |
Ahem.. excuse me! | |
Can I have the attention of the class | |
for one second? | |
[Eminem] | |
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) | |
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) | |
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) | |
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?) | |
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight | |
but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) | |
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" | |
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" | |
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else | |
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt | |
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off | |
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross | |
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass | |
faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast | |
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) | |
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off! | |
[Eminem] | |
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high | |
The only problem was my English teacher was a guy | |
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler | |
and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!) | |
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up | |
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...) | |
Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians | |
Rapin lesbians while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" | |
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to | |
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do | |
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper | |
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) | |
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands | |
and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) | |
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) | |
[Eminem] | |
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) | |
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! | |
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die | |
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive | |
Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide | |
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) | |
All my life I was very deprived | |
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide | |
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) | |
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere) | |
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits | |
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAH!) | |
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed | |
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) | |
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) | |
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) | |
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had |
zuo ci : Claypool, Primus | |
Hi! My name is.. what? My name is.. who? | |
My name is.. scratches Slim Shady | |
Hi! My name is.. huh? My name is.. what? | |
My name is.. scratches Slim Shady | |
Ahem.. excuse me! | |
Can I have the attention of the class | |
for one second? | |
Eminem | |
Hi kids! Do you like violence? Yeah yeah yeah! | |
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? Uhhuh! | |
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Yeah yeah! | |
Try ' cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? Huh? | |
My brain' s dead weight, I' m tryin to get my head straight | |
but I can' t figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate Ummmm.. | |
And Dr. Dre said, " Slim Shady you a basehead!" | |
Uhuhhh! " So why' s your face red? Man you wasted!" | |
Well since age twelve, I' ve felt like I' m someone else | |
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt | |
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee' s tits off | |
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross | |
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass | |
faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast | |
C' mere slut! Shady, wait a minute, that' s my girl dog! | |
I don' t give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off! | |
Eminem | |
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high | |
The only problem was my English teacher was a guy | |
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler | |
and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper Owwwwwwww! | |
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up | |
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup Wsssshhhhh... | |
Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians | |
Rapin lesbians while they screamin: " LET' S JUST BE FRIENDS!" | |
Ninetynine percent of my life I was lied to | |
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do | |
I told her I' d grow up to be a famous rapper | |
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her Oh thank you! | |
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands | |
and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans Aaahhhhhh! | |
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph Dude, can I get your autograph? | |
Eminem | |
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! Get him! | |
Dr. Dre, don' t just stand there, OPERATE! | |
I' m not ready to leave, it' s too scary to die | |
I' ll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive | |
Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide | |
I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive? Go ahead | |
All my life I was very deprived | |
I ain' t had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide | |
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk hachhhtoo | |
I spit when I talk, I' ll fuck anything that walks C' mere | |
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits | |
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? WAH! YOU AIN' T GOT NO TITS! WAH! | |
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed | |
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head BANG! | |
I' m steamin mad Arrrggghhh! | |
And by the way when you see my dad? Yeah? | |
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had |
zuò cí : Claypool, Primus | |
Hi! My name is.. what? My name is.. who? | |
My name is.. scratches Slim Shady | |
Hi! My name is.. huh? My name is.. what? | |
My name is.. scratches Slim Shady | |
Ahem.. excuse me! | |
Can I have the attention of the class | |
for one second? | |
Eminem | |
Hi kids! Do you like violence? Yeah yeah yeah! | |
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? Uhhuh! | |
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Yeah yeah! | |
Try ' cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? Huh? | |
My brain' s dead weight, I' m tryin to get my head straight | |
but I can' t figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate Ummmm.. | |
And Dr. Dre said, " Slim Shady you a basehead!" | |
Uhuhhh! " So why' s your face red? Man you wasted!" | |
Well since age twelve, I' ve felt like I' m someone else | |
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt | |
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee' s tits off | |
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross | |
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass | |
faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast | |
C' mere slut! Shady, wait a minute, that' s my girl dog! | |
I don' t give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off! | |
Eminem | |
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high | |
The only problem was my English teacher was a guy | |
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler | |
and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper Owwwwwwww! | |
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up | |
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup Wsssshhhhh... | |
Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians | |
Rapin lesbians while they screamin: " LET' S JUST BE FRIENDS!" | |
Ninetynine percent of my life I was lied to | |
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do | |
I told her I' d grow up to be a famous rapper | |
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her Oh thank you! | |
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands | |
and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans Aaahhhhhh! | |
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph Dude, can I get your autograph? | |
Eminem | |
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! Get him! | |
Dr. Dre, don' t just stand there, OPERATE! | |
I' m not ready to leave, it' s too scary to die | |
I' ll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive | |
Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide | |
I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive? Go ahead | |
All my life I was very deprived | |
I ain' t had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide | |
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk hachhhtoo | |
I spit when I talk, I' ll fuck anything that walks C' mere | |
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits | |
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? WAH! YOU AIN' T GOT NO TITS! WAH! | |
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed | |
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head BANG! | |
I' m steamin mad Arrrggghhh! | |
And by the way when you see my dad? Yeah? | |
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had |