| Song | To Defy The Laws Of Tradition |
| Artist | Primus |
| Album | They Can't All Be Zingers |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| What if Christmas didn't come this year | |
| and no one paid for Christmas cheer? | |
| Who would cry the biggest tear, | |
| the child or the store? | |
| Why do brides wear virgin white? | |
| Most do not deserve that right. | |
| But to choose a color of their delight | |
| would surely bring on the frowns. | |
| To defy the laws of tradition | |
| is a crusade only of the brave. | |
| Suppose the taxman, he comes to town, | |
| and you don't lay your money down. | |
| Yet Mr. Jones he killed Mr. Brown the other day. | |
| Well I wonder, who's gonna go to hell. |