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Well I'm upper-upper class high society |
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God's gift to ballroom notoriety |
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And I always fill my ballroom |
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The event is never small |
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The social pages say I've got |
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The biggest balls of all |
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I've got big balls |
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I've got big balls |
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And they're such big balls |
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And their fancy big balls |
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And he's got big balls |
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And she's got big balls |
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(But we've got the biggest balls of them all) |
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And my balls are always bouncing |
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My ballroom always full |
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And everybody comes and comes again |
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If your name is on the guest list |
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No one can take you higher |
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Everybody says I've got |
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Great balls of fire |
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I've got big balls |
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Oh I've got big balls |
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And they're such big balls |
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Fancy big balls |
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And he's got big balls |
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And she's got big balls |
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(But we've got the biggest balls of them all) |
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Some balls are held for charity |
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And some for fancy dress |
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But when they're held for pleasure |
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They're the balls that I like best |
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My balls are always bouncing |
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To the left and to the right |
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It's my belief that my big balls |
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Should be held every night |
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We've got big balls |
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We've got big balls |
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We've got big balls |
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Fancy big balls |
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He's got big balls |
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She's got big balls |
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(But we've got the biggest balls of them all) |
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(We've got big balls) |
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(We've got big balls) |
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And I'm just itching to tell you about them |
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Oh, we had such wonderful fun |
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Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish |
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(But we've got the biggest balls of them all) |
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(Ball sucker) |
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(Ball sucker) |
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