| Song | £24.99 From Argos |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | Some Call It Godcore |
| I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy | |
| I don’t do any good turns, I might go dizzy | |
| I’m a jet-foil skipper with a nautical growl | |
| Reprimanding on-tour drum technicians | |
| We stand round in bus queues and die in midweek | |
| And even on clear days I can’t see the point | |
| But I wake up in places where jugglers have mates | |
| And Sylvian and Fripp discuss whippets | |
| Pumped full of smack and with more to inject | |
| Come up and meet the new genius elect | |
| Who’s slumped in the corner for maximum effect | |
| Girl, he should spend a week being a Nordic ski widow |
| I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy | |
| I don' t do any good turns, I might go dizzy | |
| I' m a jetfoil skipper with a nautical growl | |
| Reprimanding ontour drum technicians | |
| We stand round in bus queues and die in midweek | |
| And even on clear days I can' t see the point | |
| But I wake up in places where jugglers have mates | |
| And Sylvian and Fripp discuss whippets | |
| Pumped full of smack and with more to inject | |
| Come up and meet the new genius elect | |
| Who' s slumped in the corner for maximum effect | |
| Girl, he should spend a week being a Nordic ski widow |