| Song | Monmore, Hare's Running |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | Voyage To The Bottom Of The Road |
| Dream therapists | |
| Is your lucky number seven | |
| By any chance? | |
| Do you think I once saw heaven | |
| During critical surgery | |
| When I walk towards a bright light | |
| Can’t get a hit? | |
| Seems like what you gotta do | |
| Is dial a Weller-gram and | |
| He’ll turn up at your show | |
| Quite possibly, acoustically | |
| Get up on the stage | |
| And declare your band | |
| To be a really good band | |
| Fine shoes | |
| Incredible tunes | |
| Have a glass of Sass with | |
| Paolo Hewitt | |
| Flirt with brass | |
| And later rue it | |
| Wouldn’t it be nice | |
| To get home for Neighbours | |
| Wouldn’t it be nice | |
| To play the Albert Hall | |
| For ever | |
| And ever | |
| Shit Sellotape | |
| Just don’t know where it begins | |
| And even when you do | |
| It keeps on straying to the side | |
| Good quality stationery | |
| Never comes to my house | |
| In bed again | |
| Can’t be bothered getting up | |
| Swing the lead again | |
| I’m just waiting for the man | |
| From Camelot | |
| Telling me | |
| That I’ve won the Lottery | |
| Let’s trash | |
| The Murder Mystery Weekend | |
| Lets stage a couldn’t-give-a-thon | |
| Summertime’s here | |
| And I’ve got no hassle | |
| I could be a goth | |
| On a bouncy castle | |
| Wouldn’t it be nice | |
| To call off the Barn Dance | |
| Wouldn’t it be nice | |
| To sabotage the | |
| Hot Pot Supper | |
| Monmore Hare’s Running | |
| Monmore Hare’s Running | |
| Monmore Hare’s Running | |
| Monmore Hare’s Running | |
| Monmore Hare’s Running | |
| Monmore Hare’s Running | |
| Monmore Hare’s Running | |
| Monmore Hare’s Running |
| Dream therapists | |
| Is your lucky number seven | |
| By any chance? | |
| Do you think I once saw heaven | |
| During critical surgery | |
| When I walk towards a bright light | |
| Can' t get a hit? | |
| Seems like what you gotta do | |
| Is dial a Wellergram and | |
| He' ll turn up at your show | |
| Quite possibly, acoustically | |
| Get up on the stage | |
| And declare your band | |
| To be a really good band | |
| Fine shoes | |
| Incredible tunes | |
| Have a glass of Sass with | |
| Paolo Hewitt | |
| Flirt with brass | |
| And later rue it | |
| Wouldn' t it be nice | |
| To get home for Neighbours | |
| Wouldn' t it be nice | |
| To play the Albert Hall | |
| For ever | |
| And ever | |
| Shit Sellotape | |
| Just don' t know where it begins | |
| And even when you do | |
| It keeps on straying to the side | |
| Good quality stationery | |
| Never comes to my house | |
| In bed again | |
| Can' t be bothered getting up | |
| Swing the lead again | |
| I' m just waiting for the man | |
| From Camelot | |
| Telling me | |
| That I' ve won the Lottery | |
| Let' s trash | |
| The Murder Mystery Weekend | |
| Lets stage a couldn' tgiveathon | |
| Summertime' s here | |
| And I' ve got no hassle | |
| I could be a goth | |
| On a bouncy castle | |
| Wouldn' t it be nice | |
| To call off the Barn Dance | |
| Wouldn' t it be nice | |
| To sabotage the | |
| Hot Pot Supper | |
| Monmore Hare' s Running | |
| Monmore Hare' s Running | |
| Monmore Hare' s Running | |
| Monmore Hare' s Running | |
| Monmore Hare' s Running | |
| Monmore Hare' s Running | |
| Monmore Hare' s Running | |
| Monmore Hare' s Running |