| Song | C.A.M.R.A. Man |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | Voyage To The Bottom Of The Road |
| Anything under five percent I don’t want to drink it | |
| Ugly frontage? Don’t even think it. | |
| I want my hand held pumps, I want the sci-fi meet | |
| I want Dave and Barbara to refer me to the blackboard | |
| ‘Cos I’m a CAMRA man, CAMRA man, CAMRA man | |
| Weekends, vintage car show | |
| Doctor Who aficionado | |
| No wife no kids, no way juke box | |
| I get sent the Belstaff catalogues | |
| ‘Cos I’m a CAMRA man, CAMRA man, CAMRA man | |
| And at the Monday night archery | |
| A fellow cellar hopper lent to me | |
| A Willie Rushton biography | |
| In return for my Sally James scrapbook | |
| Guess the guest and win a night with… | |
| Guess the guest and win a night with… | |
| Guess the guest and win a night with… | |
| Guess the guest and win a night out with the CAMRA man | |
| A CAMRA man, CAMRA man, CAMRA man | |
| Oh I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am | |
| I’m a dirty great big Five Nations fan | |
| I’ve got Cheap Trick Live at the Budokan | |
| I’ve got a friend I can trust | |
| I’ve got a shotgun round the back | |
| I’ve got a Bonneville in bits but I’m gonna sort it out | |
| Because I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am | |
| I am a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man | |
| And you can really taste the hops! |
| Anything under five percent I don' t want to drink it | |
| Ugly frontage? Don' t even think it. | |
| I want my hand held pumps, I want the scifi meet | |
| I want Dave and Barbara to refer me to the blackboard | |
| ' Cos I' m a CAMRA man, CAMRA man, CAMRA man | |
| Weekends, vintage car show | |
| Doctor Who aficionado | |
| No wife no kids, no way juke box | |
| I get sent the Belstaff catalogues | |
| ' Cos I' m a CAMRA man, CAMRA man, CAMRA man | |
| And at the Monday night archery | |
| A fellow cellar hopper lent to me | |
| A Willie Rushton biography | |
| In return for my Sally James scrapbook | |
| Guess the guest and win a night with | |
| Guess the guest and win a night with | |
| Guess the guest and win a night with | |
| Guess the guest and win a night out with the CAMRA man | |
| A CAMRA man, CAMRA man, CAMRA man | |
| Oh I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am | |
| I' m a dirty great big Five Nations fan | |
| I' ve got Cheap Trick Live at the Budokan | |
| I' ve got a friend I can trust | |
| I' ve got a shotgun round the back | |
| I' ve got a Bonneville in bits but I' m gonna sort it out | |
| Because I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am | |
| I am a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man | |
| And you can really taste the hops! |