| Song | Deep House Victims Minibus Appeal |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | Voyage To The Bottom Of The Road |
| Said the public sector leader | |
| At the pre-launch breakfast briefing | |
| Get your cheque books out | |
| I don’t want them saying this town doesn’t care anymore | |
| So fifty sea cadets are sailing | |
| To a place where no-one sails to | |
| They’ll probably raise five grand | |
| There but for the grace of Riot Grrrl go you | |
| So give what you can | |
| To the Deep House Victims minibus appeal | |
| Deep House Victims minibus appeal | |
| Deep House Victims minibus appeal tonight | |
| See the gutsy Lady Mayoress | |
| Steer the luge to new dimensions | |
| Beam with local pride | |
| Deck quoits with the French Trance Vets come one come all | |
| At the New Romantic craft fair | |
| Try and guess the alien’s weight sir | |
| Twenty five pence says you can’t | |
| And some of volleyball’s top referees | |
| Will keep us all informed | |
| Of the Deep House Victims minibus appeal | |
| Deep House Victims minibus appeal | |
| Deep House Victims minibus appeal tonight | |
| Stripped down Italian speedcore | |
| New wave of righteous handbag | |
| What’s your contribution to the | |
| Deep House Victims, Deep House Victims | |
| Deep House Victims minibus appeal |
| Said the public sector leader | |
| At the prelaunch breakfast briefing | |
| Get your cheque books out | |
| I don' t want them saying this town doesn' t care anymore | |
| So fifty sea cadets are sailing | |
| To a place where noone sails to | |
| They' ll probably raise five grand | |
| There but for the grace of Riot Grrrl go you | |
| So give what you can | |
| To the Deep House Victims minibus appeal | |
| Deep House Victims minibus appeal | |
| Deep House Victims minibus appeal tonight | |
| See the gutsy Lady Mayoress | |
| Steer the luge to new dimensions | |
| Beam with local pride | |
| Deck quoits with the French Trance Vets come one come all | |
| At the New Romantic craft fair | |
| Try and guess the alien' s weight sir | |
| Twenty five pence says you can' t | |
| And some of volleyball' s top referees | |
| Will keep us all informed | |
| Of the Deep House Victims minibus appeal | |
| Deep House Victims minibus appeal | |
| Deep House Victims minibus appeal tonight | |
| Stripped down Italian speedcore | |
| New wave of righteous handbag | |
| What' s your contribution to the | |
| Deep House Victims, Deep House Victims | |
| Deep House Victims minibus appeal |