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Oompa loompa doompety doo |
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I've got a perfect puzzle for you |
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Oompa loompa doompety dee |
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If you are wise you'll listen to me |
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What do you get when you guzzle down sweets |
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Eating as much as an elephant eats |
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What are you at, getting terribly fat |
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What do you think will come of that |
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I don't like the look of it |
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Oompa loompa doompety da |
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If you're not greedy, you will go far |
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You will live in happiness too |
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Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do |
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Doompety do |
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Oompa loompa doompety doo |
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I've got another puzzle for you |
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Oompa loompa doompeda dee |
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If you are wise you'll listen to me |
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Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while |
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It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile |
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But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong |
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Chewing and chewing all day long |
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The way that a cow does |
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Oompa loompa doompety da |
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Given good manners you will go far |
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You will live in happiness too |
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Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do |
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Oompa loompa doompety doo |
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I've got another puzzle for you |
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Oompa loompa doompety dee |
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If you are wise you'll listen to me |
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Who do you blame when your kid is a brat |
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Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat |
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Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame |
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You know exactly who's to blame |
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The mother and the father |
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Oompa loompa doompety da |
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If you're not spoiled then you will go far |
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You will live in happiness too |
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Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do |
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Oompa loompa doompety doo |
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I've got another puzzle for you |
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Oompa loompa doompeda dee |
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If you are wise you'll listen to me |
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What do you get from a glut of TV |
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A pain in the neck and an IQ of three |
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Why don't you try simply reading a book |
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Or could you just not bear to look |
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You'll get no |
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You'll get no |
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You'll get no |
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You'll get no |
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You'll get no commercials |
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Oompa loompa doompety da |
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If you're not greedy you will go far |
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You will live in happiness too |
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Like the - Oompa - |
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Oompa Loompa Doompety do |
