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Her: |
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Oh doctor, I'm in trouble |
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Him: |
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Well, goodness gracious me! |
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Her: |
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For every time a certain man |
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Is standing next to me |
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Him: |
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Mmm? |
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Her: |
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A flush comes to my face |
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And my pulse begins to race |
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It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom |
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Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom |
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Him: |
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Oh! |
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Her: |
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Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom |
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Him: |
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Well, goodness gracious me! |
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Him: |
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How often does this happen? |
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When did the trouble start? |
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You see, my stethoscope is bobbing |
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To the throbbing of your heart |
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Her: |
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What kind of man is he |
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To create this allergy? |
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It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom |
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Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom |
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Him: |
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Oh! |
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Her: |
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Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom |
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Him: |
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Well, goodness gracious me! |
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Him: |
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From New Delhi to Darjeeling |
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I have done my share of healing |
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And I've never yet been beaten or outboxed |
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I remember that with one jab |
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Of my needle in the Punjab |
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How I cleared up beriberi |
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And the dreaded dysentery |
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But your complaint has got me really foxed! |
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Her: |
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Oh! |
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Her: |
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Oh doctor, touch my fingers! |
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Him: |
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Well, goodness gracious me! |
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Her: |
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You may be very clever |
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But however |
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Can't you see |
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My heart beats much too much |
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At a certain tender touch |
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It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom |
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Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom |
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Him: |
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I like it! |
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Her: |
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Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom |
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Him: |
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Well, goodness gracious me! |
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Him: |
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Can I see your tongue? |
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Her: |
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Aaah |
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Him: |
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Nothing the matter with it, put it away please |
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Her: |
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Maybe it's my back |
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Him: |
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Maybe it is |
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Her: |
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Shall I lie down? |
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Him: |
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Yes! |
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Her: |
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Ahhh . . . |
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Him: |
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My initial diagnosis |
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Rules out measles and thrombosis |
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Sleeping sickness and, as far as I can tell |
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Influenza, inflammation |
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Whooping cough and night starvation |
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And you'll be so glad to hear |
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That both your eyeballs are so clear |
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That I can positively swear |
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That you are well |
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Ja-ja, ja-ja-ja-ja! |
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Her: |
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Put two and two together |
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Him: |
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Four |
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Her: |
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If you have eyes to see |
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The face that makes my pulses race |
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Is right in front of me |
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Him: |
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Oh, there is nothing I can do |
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For my heart is jumping too |
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Both: |
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Oh, we go boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom |
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Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom |
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Her: |
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Goodness gracious! |
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Him: |
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How audacious! |
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Her: |
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Goodness gracious! |
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Him: |
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How flirtatious! |
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Her: |
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Goodness gracious! |
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Him: |
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It is me! |
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Her: |
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It is you? |
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Him: |
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Ah, I'm sorry, it is us! |
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Both: |
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Ahhh! |
