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Him: |
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I met 'er down in Napoli and didn't she look great |
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And so I brought 'er back to Blighty just to show me mates |
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And though we're married 'appily, I'll tell ya furthermore |
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I 'aven't 'ad a decent meal since Nineteen-Forty-Four! |
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Her: |
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Eat your minestrone, Joe! |
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Him: |
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That's all you ever say! |
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Her: |
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Eat your macaroni, Joe! |
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Him: |
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Ev'ry blinkin' day! |
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Her: |
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No wonder you're so boney, Joe |
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And skinny as a rake! |
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Him: |
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Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me muvver used to make! |
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Him: |
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Bangers and mash |
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Her: |
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Minestrone |
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Him: |
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Bangers and mash |
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Her: |
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Macaroni |
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Him: |
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Give us a bash at the bangers and mash me muvver used to make! |
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Her: |
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Eat your tagliatelli, Joe! |
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Him: |
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That's all I've 'eard for years! |
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Her: |
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Eat your vermicelli, Joe! |
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Him: |
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It's comin' out me ears! |
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Her: |
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You've got to fill your belly, Joe! |
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Joe, for heaven's sake! |
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Him: |
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Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me muvver used to make! |
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Her: |
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Well, alright! |
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Him: |
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Bangers and mash |
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Her: |
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Tagliatelli |
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Him: |
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Bangers and mash |
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Her: |
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Vermicelli |
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Him: |
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Ah, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me muvver used to make! |
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(Spoken. All voices by Sellers): |
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American reporter |
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: |
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Nineteen-Forty-Three, Allied Forces land in Italy! |
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1st soldier: |
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There's a smashin'-lookin' bird over there, Bert. I think she's showin' out there. |
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2nd soldier: |
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Well, why don't you chat 'er up then? |
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1st soldier: |
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Right! Bongourno Signorina now. 'Ere, are you married? |
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Italian Girl: |
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(Unintellible reply) |
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1st soldier: |
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There y'are. Can't 'ave a fairer answer than that, can ya! |
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Her: |
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I met him back in Italy, so dashing and good-looking |
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He wined me and he dined me ev'ry night |
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He said I smiled so prettily and how he loved my cooking |
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But since he's married me, it seems he's lost his appetite |
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Him |
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(Italian accent) |
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: |
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Eat your tagliatelli, Joe! |
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Her |
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(Cockney accent) |
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: |
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That's all you ever say! Ooohhhhh! |
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Him: |
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Eat your vermicelli, Joe! |
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Her: |
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Ev'ry bloomin' day! |
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Him: |
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You've a-got to fill your belly, Joe! |
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Joe, for heaven's sake! |
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Her: |
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Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash your muvver used to make! |
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Him: |
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Bangers and mash |
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Her: |
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Minestrone |
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Him: |
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Bangers and mash |
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Her: |
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Macaroni |
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Him: |
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Give me a bash with the bangers and mash! |
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Her: |
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(Laughing) |
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Him: |
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Like the same one what your mother was! |
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Her: |
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(Laughing) |
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Him: |
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What you laughing at now? |
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Her: |
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(Laughing) |
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Him: |
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(Indistinct) |
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. . . . . Please! |
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