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Just a minute ladies and gentlemen I think something is happening |
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The planet earth is the third outermost planet of nine planets orbiting the single sun |
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A long time ago in a far away galaxy |
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Alien dope fiends ran out of their weed |
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They built a ship with a cannabis radar |
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And before they left they pulled troops with Darth Vader |
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Who told them of a planet where the dank shit grows |
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And hydroponics is a science that everyone knows |
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So they set out on a mission to a planet called earth |
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On a never ending quest to get their herb |
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They're on a never ending quest to get high |
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They're on a never ending quest to get high |
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It's a weed war and somebody's gonna die |
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Abductees on TV told me in secrecy |
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About a government conspiracy |
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To snatch all of our crops to keep the cops paid |
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Pot for technology the deal has been made |
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And uncle sam is behind the scam |
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He's slinging sacks behind our backs |
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Raising the tax to the max |
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I hear he's getting stoned with the slee stacks |
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Renegade pot smokers get united |
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Ufo's and earth feelers have been sighted |
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So people don't trip and cause mass hysteria |
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There's a skunky phunky smell in the Roswell |
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Area 51 ships have landed they've been comanded |
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To take the herbs that we have planted |
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You know they didn't count on a counter attack |
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And I never leave home without a fat sack |
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So I grab my nine gram bag of kind |
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A lighter and some papers it was all I could find |
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Ran to headquarters grabbed a big ol'glass |
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With the intentions of smoking some alien grass |
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We're on a never ending quest to get high |
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A never ending quest to get high |
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We're on a never ending quest to get high |
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Circles in my crop that shit got to stop |
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We're on a never ending quest to get high |
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A never ending quest to get high |
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We're on a never ending quest to get high |
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Circles in my crop that shit got to stop |
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So we pulled up to the gates of the alien camp |
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We come all alone with some home grown hemp |
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Fighting for the right of mans kind |
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We can outsmoke you earthlings anytime |
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Shoot you wanna battle |
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Let's get it on me and you one on one bong for bong |
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I said hey great I hope your vegetarian |
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Cause botashous dank is what I'm carring |
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He replied hmmm this shits all right |
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And he broke out with some space phlavored kryptonite |
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So I broke off a chunk of that cosmic phunk |
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And I shattered the glass like a Shaq fu dunk |
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It's my turn so I reached in my sack |
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To pack a fat bowl to make this brain react |
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Pulled a switch with some ditch dirt weed sticks oregano and some bird seed |
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He started choking smoke was shooting out his gills |
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When he drank the bong water oooh he gave me chills |
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I mean he fell on the ground and started throwing up |
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His eyes went crosseyed his head was blowing up |
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His brain exploded this shit was fried |
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That was the last of the never ending quest to get high |
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Were on a never ending quest to get high |
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It's a weed war and the aliens just died |
