| Song | The Big Hat and Toy Show |
| Artist | Guided by Voices |
| Album | Let's Go Eat The Factory |
| Leadership functions | |
| Providing games | |
| For The Big | |
| Hat And Toy | |
| ShowSparking the showroom | |
| Eyes of concentration | |
| At The Big | |
| Hat And Toy | |
| ShowHere we heard below | |
| A loud pop | |
| And it was time to go | |
| Down stentorian halls | |
| To the show | |
| LikeHappyChildren go |