| Song | Asshole TV |
| Artist | Gob |
| Album | Too Late... No Friends |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Misinformation about the weather won't make me smile | |
| And crude shows about police nauseate me | |
| There's nothing like the dirt they always seem to find | |
| It permeates my skin and it ****s with my mind | |
| The news lady should be a model | |
| The only reason to watch is for the morals that cartoons teach |