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Mugshots, mugshots |
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Mugshots, mugshots |
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I was just a lonely boy |
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Every day a different toy |
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I fell in love with Hubcap Jenny |
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And she fell in love with me |
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She taught me how to steal a car |
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And sling a brick |
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She taught me what the coppers are |
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And how and where to kick 'em |
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Mugshots |
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I'm taking her advice |
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Mugshots |
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'Cos Hubcap Jenny's nice |
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I was just an only child |
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Running free and running wild |
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But I stole one hubcap too many |
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And the law came down on me |
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They taught me how to give salutes |
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And take some stick |
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To know the sound of policeman's boots |
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And now and then to lick 'em |
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They taught me how to sleep at night |
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In the lion's den |
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Forget about the dynamite |
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And dream of Hubcap Jenny |
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Shoot 'em in black and white |
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Bring me the prints tonight |
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I know, you know there's a mug in the shot! |
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Mugshots |
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"Where were you on the night in question?" |
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Mugshots |
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"I was home in bed M'Lord" |
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Mugshots |
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"I submit that last suggestion" |
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Mugshots |
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"Puts him in contempt of court" |
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Mugshots |
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"I'd give you proof but there isn't any" |
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Mugshots |
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"And there my lord I rest my case" |
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Mugshots |
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"There's no such girl as Hubcap Jenny" |
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Mugshots |
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"We have no record of her face in the mugshots" |
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Shoot 'em in black and white |
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Bring me the prints tonight |
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I know you know there's a mug in the shot! |
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Give me a hint of style |
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Give me "The Kray Profile" |
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I know you know there's a mug in the shot! |
