Song | Gay Boyfriend - Original |
Artist | Garfunkel & Oates |
Album | All Over Your Face |
[00:00.490] | Got a man, call him my boyfriend |
[00:01.490] | Think I'm falling in love |
[00:02.490] | The only man that gives me things that I am worthy of |
[00:06.490] | Hugs me and holds me, kisses my softly calls me back right away |
[00:09.490] | Communicates his feelings to me and cares what I have to say |
[00:12.490] | He says: Baby I love you, baby I need you never gonna let you go |
[00:16.490] | Writes me love notes, takes me shopping and to Broadway shows |
[00:20.490] | Talk to him like he is a girlfriend |
[00:22.490] | Slumber party every night |
[00:24.490] | I've never been so happy before |
[00:25.490] | He's almost Mr. Right |
[00:27.490] | But I think he's hot and I think he's sweet |
[00:28.490] | And I think he's gay and I think he's neat |
[00:32.490] | Okay okay said my boyfriends gay but what does it matter anyway |
[00:38.490] | He hasn't come out of the closet yet |
[00:41.490] | Til then I'll take all I can get |
[00:43.490] | He doesn't think I know but I know |
[00:45.490] | I know I've always known |
[00:47.490] | He doesn't think it shows but it shows |
[00:49.490] | For sure it‘s always shown |
[00:51.490] | You might think it’s a little sad |
[00:54.490] | But he's the best lover that I've ever had |
[00:58.490] | At night when we're lying in bed he‘s not hard |
[01:00.490] | It's okay cause he gives me head |
[01:02.490] | Like my mum always said it takes more than a pound to be good in bed |
[01:05.490] | You don't know the meaning of rock your world |
[01:08.490] | Til you've been with a guy who thinks like girl |
[01:13.490] | He lies and says that he‘s on meds |
[01:15.490] | That's why he's never stiff |
[01:17.490] | When I ask if he's not into me |
[01:19.490] | He always says as if! |
[01:21.490] | But the way he makes up for his shortcomings just could not be finer |
[01:24.490] | Cause my new best friend is his tongue |
[01:26.490] | And his is my vagina |
[01:28.490] | He reappears from under the covers looking like he's been to war |
[01:31.490] | He's drenched in sweat he catches his breathe |
[01:33.490] | Then he heads back down for more |
[01:35.490] | Afterwards he's never tired he just wants to talk |
[01:38.490] | And cuddle me until I sleep then he takes his dog for a walk |
[01:43.490] | Someday hell come out and I'll be happy for him when he does |
[01:47.490] | But I know I'll be sad and I'll be thinking of what was |
[01:51.490] | Someday this fairy tale will come to an end |
[01:55.490] | Cause his fairy tail will find a like minded friend |
[02:01.490] | But he doesn't think I know but I know |
[02:02.490] | I know I've always known |
[02:05.490] | He doesn't think it shows but it shows |
[02:06.490] | For sure it's always shown |
[02:08.490] | You don't need no penetration |
[02:11.490] | When you got a good dose of overcompensation |
[02:16.490] | At night when we're lying in bed he's not hard |
[02:18.490] | It's okay cause he gives me head |
[02:20.490] | Like my mum always said it takes more than a pound to be good in bed |
[02:22.490] | You don't know the meaning of slot machine |
[02:25.490] | Til you've been with a king who thinks like a queen |
[02:30.490] | I know it's not forever but that's okay |
[02:34.490] | Cause I'm his girlfriend, and he's my gay!by.Ivory.H |
[00:00.490] | Got a man, call him my boyfriend |
[00:01.490] | Think I' m falling in love |
[00:02.490] | The only man that gives me things that I am worthy of |
[00:06.490] | Hugs me and holds me, kisses my softly calls me back right away |
[00:09.490] | Communicates his feelings to me and cares what I have to say |
[00:12.490] | He says: Baby I love you, baby I need you never gonna let you go |
[00:16.490] | Writes me love notes, takes me shopping and to Broadway shows |
[00:20.490] | Talk to him like he is a girlfriend |
[00:22.490] | Slumber party every night |
[00:24.490] | I' ve never been so happy before |
[00:25.490] | He' s almost Mr. Right |
[00:27.490] | But I think he' s hot and I think he' s sweet |
[00:28.490] | And I think he' s gay and I think he' s neat |
[00:32.490] | Okay okay said my boyfriends gay but what does it matter anyway |
[00:38.490] | He hasn' t come out of the closet yet |
[00:41.490] | Til then I' ll take all I can get |
[00:43.490] | He doesn' t think I know but I know |
[00:45.490] | I know I' ve always known |
[00:47.490] | He doesn' t think it shows but it shows |
[00:49.490] | For sure it' s always shown |
[00:51.490] | You might think it' s a little sad |
[00:54.490] | But he' s the best lover that I' ve ever had |
[00:58.490] | At night when we' re lying in bed he' s not hard |
[01:00.490] | It' s okay cause he gives me head |
[01:02.490] | Like my mum always said it takes more than a pound to be good in bed |
[01:05.490] | You don' t know the meaning of rock your world |
[01:08.490] | Til you' ve been with a guy who thinks like girl |
[01:13.490] | He lies and says that he' s on meds |
[01:15.490] | That' s why he' s never stiff |
[01:17.490] | When I ask if he' s not into me |
[01:19.490] | He always says as if! |
[01:21.490] | But the way he makes up for his shortcomings just could not be finer |
[01:24.490] | Cause my new best friend is his tongue |
[01:26.490] | And his is my vagina |
[01:28.490] | He reappears from under the covers looking like he' s been to war |
[01:31.490] | He' s drenched in sweat he catches his breathe |
[01:33.490] | Then he heads back down for more |
[01:35.490] | Afterwards he' s never tired he just wants to talk |
[01:38.490] | And cuddle me until I sleep then he takes his dog for a walk |
[01:43.490] | Someday hell come out and I' ll be happy for him when he does |
[01:47.490] | But I know I' ll be sad and I' ll be thinking of what was |
[01:51.490] | Someday this fairy tale will come to an end |
[01:55.490] | Cause his fairy tail will find a like minded friend |
[02:01.490] | But he doesn' t think I know but I know |
[02:02.490] | I know I' ve always known |
[02:05.490] | He doesn' t think it shows but it shows |
[02:06.490] | For sure it' s always shown |
[02:08.490] | You don' t need no penetration |
[02:11.490] | When you got a good dose of overcompensation |
[02:16.490] | At night when we' re lying in bed he' s not hard |
[02:18.490] | It' s okay cause he gives me head |
[02:20.490] | Like my mum always said it takes more than a pound to be good in bed |
[02:22.490] | You don' t know the meaning of slot machine |
[02:25.490] | Til you' ve been with a king who thinks like a queen |
[02:30.490] | I know it' s not forever but that' s okay |
[02:34.490] | Cause I' m his girlfriend, and he' s my gay! by. Ivory. H |