Weed Card - Original

Song Weed Card - Original
Artist Garfunkel & Oates
Album All Over Your Face

Lyrics

[00:04.45] Everyone knows marijuanas dangerous
[00:06.30] And medical pot is really strong
[00:07.88] Thats why its so hard it California
[00:09.75] To get your weed card
[00:10.94] Unless somethings really wrong
[00:15.54] Gonna pay a visit to my doctor
[00:17.00] Its a long shot but I gotta try
[00:19.20] She hands me a list of all the ailments
[00:20.99] I can have to qualify
[00:22.65] Cant believe what I am reading
[00:24.52] This is just what Ive been needing
[00:26.32] A government supply
[00:27.98] To get legally high
[00:30.17] Weed card, thats what I need
[00:32.84] Hardly ever, okay, always
[00:35.53] But its not an addiction
[00:37.36] Cause my doctor gave me a prescription
[00:43.47] You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams or anxiety
[00:46.75] Propensity for drugs or alcohol,
[00:48.52] Anorexia or Obesity
[00:50.35] Too fat, too thin, either way you win
[00:53.77] Carpal tunnel syndrome, color blindness,
[00:55.95] St-st-stuttering, t-t-tooth decay
[00:57.81] Fatigue, depression, motion sickness,
[00:59.47] Impotence or TMJ
[01:01.34] You can smoke to quit cigarettes
[01:03.21] For asthma or mother ****ing Tourettes
[01:04.98] Its a dream come true
[01:06.42] Theres nothing pot cant do
[01:08.44] Weed card, thats what I need
[01:11.48] Hardly ever, okay, always
[01:14.35] But its not an addiction
[01:16.13] Cause my doctor gave me a prescription
[01:21.87] Got back pain need mary jane
[01:23.54] Cant handle this, need cannabis
[01:25.49] Got a stomach ache, gotta wake and bake
[01:27.34] Have an injury, need tch
[01:29.80] Get ****ed up for your hyperhydrosis
[01:31.85] Which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis
[01:34.51] Its not a crime, its 4:20 time
[01:38.62] Weed card, thats what I need
[01:41.75] Hardly ever, okay, always
[01:44.33] But its not an addiction
[01:45.96] Cause my doctor gave me a prescription