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Tommy Mottola lives on the road |
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He lost his lady two months ago |
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Maybe he'll find her, maybe he won't, |
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oh, oh, never, nooo |
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He sleeps in the back of his grey Cadillac, oh my honey |
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Blowing his mind on cheap grass and wine |
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Oh ain't it crazy baby, hey |
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Guess you could say hey, hey |
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This man has learned his lesson, oh hey |
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Now he's alone |
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He's got no woman and no home |
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For misery, oh, oh |
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Cherchez la femme |
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Miggie, Miggie Bonija's very upset |
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She's sick and tired of living in debt |
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Tired of roaches, tired of rats, I know she is oooh |
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So her noble man says, |
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"Baby I understand, oh my honey" |
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Now he's working two jobs at Eighth Avenue bars |
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Oh ain't crazy baby |
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Now she complains |
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That her man is never present, no |
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She goes next door, I know that she's just playing the whore |
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Hey for misery (my friend) |
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Cheechez la femme |
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They tell you a lie with a colgate smile, hey baby |
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Love you one second and hate the next one |
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Oh ain't it crazy, yeah |
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All I can say , ay, hey, og one thing I am certain, oh, oh |
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They're all the same, all the sluts and the saints For misery (my friend), "Cherchez la femme" |