The Litany Of The Slain

Song The Litany Of The Slain
Artist GWAR
Album Bloody Pit of Horror

Lyrics

And we begin our litany
Of peopled killed by mostly me
Goatie the load, he's first in line
Antarctic
Ant not far behind
Ripped an arm off
Melvin Fleebish
Mutant cockroach not for squeamish
Uncle Knobby crushed by engine
Pretty Pookie anus-bending
Anton Reemcobb he expoloded
Redneck got his chest imploded
Biker Bitch she was de-titted
Stubbles on a pike was spitted
Cranial-crush the
Franken Ref
Ollie North was kicked to death
Smashed flat was
Mutant Baby
Small Sac had to join the
Navy The Litany of the
Vanquished
The Litany of the
Slain You know their names will someday vanish
Enshrined in death they shall remain
Mr.Fudgie, death came quickly
Mrs.Fudgie, slow and sickly
Mangled spleen of
Noriega Log suck
Off, yeah we betrayed ya
Crucified the
Oral Swallow
Bested Techno, threats were hollow
Bozo waged his mortal combat
Edna Grambo raped with wombat
The Litany of the
Vanquished the
Corporal yes he lost his tits
Private Parts was drowned in shit
Poor ole Tome was beaten badly
Him was hacked and slashed up madly
The Litany of the
Slain Father
Bohab waped til dead
Gor gor big sword thru the head
Smelly Hippy shotgun blast
Art Fag with a face-rip fast you know their names with someday vanish
Reeko Bowel
Grande he was flayed
Nigel Ponce was thricely gayed
Gor Borg got a spear through the gullet
Hitler had to bite the bullet
Enshrined in death they shall remain
Bag Lady disemboweled
Butterfly
Boy raked and trowled
Butterfly
Girl had no luck
Flopsy with a facial fist fuck
Boss Glom he had his face melted
World Maggot was thricely belted
Flesh column with a double fist chop
OJ got jugular slit-stop
Jerry Garcia heart attack
Frank Sinatra hammer whack
Bloody beatdown
Cardinal Syn
Syn Warriors were chopped at chin
Gray Aliens stuck and skewered
Alien Baby was manured
Michael Jackson was a fighter
Jerry Springer struck by lighter
Mutant Penguins what a joke
Robo-Sleazy get a rope
Bill Clinton hacked and mangled
Monika her entrails tangled
Lady Die, death expected
El Duce, resurrected
Jon Benet a bloody mass
Dead Elvis a spear up ass
The Master wasn't very scary
But John Kerry very hairy
Marilyn Manson he got skinned
Jagermonsta flipped and pinned
Dr.Leaky got jaw knocked off
Double tit chop
Lara Croft
Al Gore saw his flesh a rending
Bush's death was never-ending
Bonsesnapper he never died
Skullix did, though life he tried
Bloody Mary crushed by bison
Kicked the shit out of
Mike Tyson
Courtney Love was raped and rotten
Had to hand a guy named
Saddam Osama crushed by weights so heavy
Found the head of
Chandra Levy
Pope John
Paul got bit by
Gor Gor Bashed and thrashed the
Reagonator
Laci Peterson was found
Dick Cheny guts unwound
Paris Hilton fucked a donkey
Sharon Osbourne rather wonky
Lordi's head was on a stick
Va Tech dude what a dick
Jewcifer run down by camel
Double arm rip
Toe Enamel
Hell Cop got a spear up ass
Ultimate Bohab quickly gassed
Nazi Pope was executed
Mo Ho Med electrocuted
Hillary Clinton murdered mama
Gruesome killing of
Obama John
McCain saw his guts spilling
Sawborg Destructo saw the killing
Messy death for
General Zog'
Another baby crushed with log
And that's what this song is for
The creatures that were killed by
GWAR So check in on the next
GWAR tour