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Well, I've been wearing a gilded lily |
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Cunningly carved in a manner frilly |
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To my design it was created |
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No deviation was tolerated |
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My gilded lily, he think he funny |
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My gilded lily, he worth cash money |
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My gilded lily, he made me a smarty |
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I wore my lily, to all the right party, go |
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I was the envy of all the horde |
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And I proclaimed myself overlord |
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My gilded lily gives all this and more |
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I puked my guts all over the floor |
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I found the entertainment banal, so |
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Through trenches of flesh, we carved a canal |
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Lead harlequin, then drew his last |
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He held a bejeweled theatrical mask |
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The door heaved and then exploded |
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We split the bill and drove home loaded |
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And when we got there the paint was peeling |
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We rose on Jell-o cubes to the ceiling |
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I wear the lily |
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Gaily festooned in a manner silly |
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Draped in apparel |
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I bathe in the smell |
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I gild the lily |
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Adroitly crafted, yet willy-nilly |
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I wear the lily |
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When I party with Milli Vanilli |
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And soon the pleasure barges rolled with the sun |
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Pleasantly bloated, we mingled as one |
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Amidst debris of debauchery |
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I looked for lily and just found me |
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And all the while, gilded lily faded |
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Although it was the best I'd created |
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But gilded lily was still in place |
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It made a mockery of my face |
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And delivered to us a surprise |
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The hulking mass of what we despised |
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Which lurched away as we moved to snuff it |
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And we delivered a princely buffet |
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Soon the continent split asunder |
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And all the radios blared to the blunder |
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My gilded lily expanded while spinning |
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That's when I realized we were winning |
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And then we were gone |
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Fondly clutching our raging piss-ons |
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We piled up, peeled out, veered off, lashed out |
