| If you look at it you'll get drunk | |
| Frothing mass of filthy chunk | |
| Bloodshot eye and boiling spew | |
| To kick the ass of punks like you | |
| Seeking ancient wisdom, drinking with the gods | |
| Rolling in the gutter, craving bloated bloody scrod | |
| Where it came from none can say | |
| Though they do so anyway | |
| Memories of braincells lost | |
| Promoting drunken holocaust | |
| Try - to tame the fury of the | |
| Jagermonsta | |
| Drinking, stinking, falling down | |
| Acting like a ****ing clown | |
| A drunk who got what he deserved | |
| At least his corpse is well-preserved | |
| The Jagermonster comes to slay | |
| By making you get drunk today | |
| Then drive your car until it skids | |
| Into a busload of retarded kids | |
| Who burn alive, you drunken **** and then get hit by another truck | |
| Bleeding retards in the dirt | |
| The funny things that you're not hurt | |
| The coops don't come, you get away | |
| You'll live to drink another day... | |
| Hooray! Every stupid thing | |
| I do the Jagermonster tells me to | |
| Bring forth now the virgin, soon her flesh to flay | |
| Oh, she's not a virgin? | |
| Still, we'll kill her anyway | |
| That means we can **** her | |
| And **** her we will | |
| Then we will go get drunk and find | |
| Someone else to kill | |
| Drunken vengence from the grave | |
| Hooves are flailing, nailing slaves | |
| Beware the power of the | |
| Jagermonster! |