| Ahhh...sweet youth | |
| The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute | |
| Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator | |
| Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked on the weed and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed | |
| And the sex and the mud and blood and the shit | |
| Let's go hit the | |
| Nitro-burning funny bong | |
| Just one hit, your life goes wrong | |
| Nitro-burning funny bong | |
| Another stupid stoner song | |
| Fat and lame | |
| The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed | |
| By a bong, and a schlong | |
| Yes now we have all seen how games can go wrong | |
| My brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased | |
| Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees | |
| A swarm of narcotics could get me through this | |
| My manager's gonna be pissed | |
| Let's go hit the | |
| Nitro-burning funny bong | |
| Just one hit, your life goes wrong | |
| Nitro-burning funny bong | |
| Another stupid stoner song | |
| Oh, can you take it | |
| Yeah, do a monster | |
| Oh, can you deal with it? | |
| We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys | |
| Now I'm old | |
| Strapped in my cell as | |
| I cultivate mold | |
| In the twilight of my years | |
| I am still a drug addict | |
| I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong | |
| Moistened with lotion, wrapped in a sarong | |
| I live like a king but you know that | |
| I act like a faggot | |
| Once was a warrior, now just a sponge | |
| High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge | |
| My glorious destiny it turned to shit | |
| Can I get another hit? | |
| From the Nitro-burning funny bong | |
| Just one hit, your life goes wrong | |
| Nitro-burning funny bong | |
| Another stupid stoner song | |
| Oh, can you take it | |
| Yeah, do a monster | |
| Oh, can you deal with it? | |
| We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys |
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