| I'll come to town for you | |
| Dress up like a clown for you | |
| Pull my pants on down for you | |
| Then I'll crawl away | |
| I will blow hot fart on you | |
| I will build an | |
| R-2 D-2 I won't even start for you | |
| Unless you fucking pay | |
| Because I am the performer [X3] | |
| I will come to town for you | |
| Dress up like a clown for you | |
| Try not to fuck around on you | |
| Do so anyway | |
| I will find the ark for you | |
| Go sleep in the park with you | |
| I'll even suck a cock or two | |
| But no sir, | |
| I'm not gay [Chorus] | |
| Before I was a whore, on tour | |
| I was the child always running around | |
| With his dick hanging out and diapers pulled down | |
| Show biz was calling so | |
| I hit the stage | |
| Worked out an act where | |
| I got raped in a cage | |
| My life was bullshit and | |
| I didn't care | |
| Went to go bowling and | |
| I missed on my spare | |
| But what else could | |
| I fucking do | |
| But play another song for you... | |
| Thinking about a nose job, too... cause | |
| I am the Performer... |
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