| Song | Golf Girl |
| Artist | Neil |
| Album | Neil's Heavy Concept Album (Expanded Version) |
| 作曲 : P.Hastings/R.Sinclair/D.Sinclair/R.Coughlan | |
| Standing on a golf course | |
| Dressed in PVC | |
| I chanced upon a golf girl | |
| Selling cups of tea | |
| She asked me did I want one | |
| Asked me with a grin | |
| "For a threepence you can have one | |
| Full right to the brim" | |
| So of course I had to have one | |
| In fact I ordered three | |
| So I could watch the golf girl | |
| Could see she fancied me | |
| Her name was Pat | |
| And we sat under a tree | |
| She kissed me | |
| Well, she said she would | |
| If I went away again really quickly | |
| She asked me did I want one | |
| She hadn't gone all day | |
| Then she would call the policeman | |
| If I didn't go away | |
| So of course I had to have one | |
| In fact I ordered three | |
| So I could watch the golf girl | |
| Could see she fancied me | |
| And later on the golf course | |
| After drinking tea | |
| It started raining golf balls | |
| And she protected me | |
| Her name was Pat | |
| Yeah | |
| And we sat under a tree | |
| She kissed me | |
| We'd go for walks | |
| (Go for walks) | |
| In the fine weather | |
| (In the fine weather) | |
| In the all together | |
| Hey, I just had a really great idea | |
| Why don't we take off all our clothes | |
| And jump in the sand pits | |
| Oh, come on | |
| Oh, it's a bit wet | |
| Yeah | |
| Yeah, brilliant | |
| Come on | |
| Oh look, I found some golf balls | |
| Yeah | |
| Oh, that was brilliant | |
| Can I have my clothes back now | |
| Hey, you're not a golf girl | |
| (No, Neil, I'm your fairy godmother | |
| And I've come to shop you to the police | |
| You dirty little bastard) | |
| Oh no | |
| (Get in that van, slick) | |
| Ow | |
| Are you the nice policeman or a nasty one | |
| Ow | |
| Standing on a golf course | |
| Drinking cups of tea | |
| I chanced upon a golf girl | |
| Dressed in PVC | |
| And later on the golf course | |
| After drinking tea | |
| It started raining policemen | |
| And they arrested me | |
| (This is really serious) | |
| I was only jumping in the sand pits | |
| (You're gonna get ten years for this) | |
| Ow | |
| (Now, hold out your hands | |
| While I kick you in the bollocks) | |
| Aren't you going to say | |
| "Anything you say will be taken down | |
| And used in evidence" against me | |
| And then I can say "trousers" | |
| And it be, like, a really good joke | |
| Ow | |
| Ow |
| zuò qǔ : P. Hastings R. Sinclair D. Sinclair R. Coughlan | |
| Standing on a golf course | |
| Dressed in PVC | |
| I chanced upon a golf girl | |
| Selling cups of tea | |
| She asked me did I want one | |
| Asked me with a grin | |
| " For a threepence you can have one | |
| Full right to the brim" | |
| So of course I had to have one | |
| In fact I ordered three | |
| So I could watch the golf girl | |
| Could see she fancied me | |
| Her name was Pat | |
| And we sat under a tree | |
| She kissed me | |
| Well, she said she would | |
| If I went away again really quickly | |
| She asked me did I want one | |
| She hadn' t gone all day | |
| Then she would call the policeman | |
| If I didn' t go away | |
| So of course I had to have one | |
| In fact I ordered three | |
| So I could watch the golf girl | |
| Could see she fancied me | |
| And later on the golf course | |
| After drinking tea | |
| It started raining golf balls | |
| And she protected me | |
| Her name was Pat | |
| Yeah | |
| And we sat under a tree | |
| She kissed me | |
| We' d go for walks | |
| Go for walks | |
| In the fine weather | |
| In the fine weather | |
| In the all together | |
| Hey, I just had a really great idea | |
| Why don' t we take off all our clothes | |
| And jump in the sand pits | |
| Oh, come on | |
| Oh, it' s a bit wet | |
| Yeah | |
| Yeah, brilliant | |
| Come on | |
| Oh look, I found some golf balls | |
| Yeah | |
| Oh, that was brilliant | |
| Can I have my clothes back now | |
| Hey, you' re not a golf girl | |
| No, Neil, I' m your fairy godmother | |
| And I' ve come to shop you to the police | |
| You dirty little bastard | |
| Oh no | |
| Get in that van, slick | |
| Ow | |
| Are you the nice policeman or a nasty one | |
| Ow | |
| Standing on a golf course | |
| Drinking cups of tea | |
| I chanced upon a golf girl | |
| Dressed in PVC | |
| And later on the golf course | |
| After drinking tea | |
| It started raining policemen | |
| And they arrested me | |
| This is really serious | |
| I was only jumping in the sand pits | |
| You' re gonna get ten years for this | |
| Ow | |
| Now, hold out your hands | |
| While I kick you in the bollocks | |
| Aren' t you going to say | |
| " Anything you say will be taken down | |
| And used in evidence" against me | |
| And then I can say " trousers" | |
| And it be, like, a really good joke | |
| Ow | |
| Ow |