| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 魔王鸡大人 |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 魔王鸡大人 |
| [00:04.180] | 词曲：魔王鸡大人 |
| [00:07.179] | 编曲：丁兆尊龙/魔王鸡大人 吉他：丁兆尊龙 |
| [00:19.929] | 在房间角落中找到一双蓝色球鞋 |
| [00:24.429] | 看看手表指针指向12:00！ |
| [00:28.676] | 穿上了女朋友情人节送的毛坎肩！ |
| [00:33.176] | 准备去冒险 |
| [00:37.680] | 楼道中弥漫着猫屎的味道！ |
| [00:42.676] | 发现自己肚子在叫！ |
| [00:46.929] | 隔壁啊婆手中端着热腾腾的水饺！ |
| [00:51.676] | 快让我吃掉！ |
| [00:56.178] | 求求了就一碗好不好！ |
| [00:59.927] | 连一口热汤我都不想放掉！ |
| [01:05.426] | 别拿走给你钱好不好！ |
| [01:08.928] | 却发现 口袋里没有 钞票 |
| [01:14.426] | 老天你在开玩笑！ |
| [01:18.925] | 昨天买水还剩五毛 |
| [01:23.674] | 阿婆我保证连本带利给你意想不到 先赊账！好不好！ |
| [01:41.925] | 如今的我倒霉到 连喝水都会噎着 |
| [01:46.675] | 万万没想到 就连 |
| [01:48.927] | 陪我看这书的你会要走 |
| [01:51.173] | 不怨天不怨地 调整心态 继续...... |
| [01:55.427] | 这时阿婆出现了 |
| [02:00.175] | 小伙子快还钱 好不好 |
| [02:03.924] | 连本带利一共200零五毛 what？ |
| [02:09.427] | 阿婆求求你快 行行好 |
| [02:12.926] | 家当全 被女票扔进下水道 |
| [02:18.173] | 老天 你在开玩笑 |
| [02:22.671] | 不要 在搞我好不好 |
| [02:27.172] | 我想一定是上次投胎 走错了道 掉入衰神道 我不要！ |
| [02:54.921] | 他总是 说自己很没用 一天到晚不去工作 |
| [03:01.173] | 怨天尤人 |
| [03:04.169] | 她说她 占便宜就没够 街坊四邻都离她远走 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : mo wang ji da ren |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : mo wang ji da ren |
| [00:04.180] | ci qu: mo wang ji da ren |
| [00:07.179] | bian qu: ding zhao zun long mo wang ji da ren ji ta: ding zhao zun long |
| [00:19.929] | zai fang jian jiao luo zhong zhao dao yi shuang lan se qiu xie |
| [00:24.429] | kan kan shou biao zhi zhen zhi xiang 12: 00! |
| [00:28.676] | chuan shang le nv peng you qing ren jie song de mao kan jian! |
| [00:33.176] | zhun bei qu mao xian |
| [00:37.680] | lou dao zhong mi man zhe mao shi de wei dao! |
| [00:42.676] | fa xian zi ji du zi zai jiao! |
| [00:46.929] | ge bi a po shou zhong duan zhe re teng teng de shui jiao! |
| [00:51.676] | kuai rang wo chi diao! |
| [00:56.178] | qiu qiu le jiu yi wan hao bu hao! |
| [00:59.927] | lian yi kou re tang wo dou bu xiang fang diao! |
| [01:05.426] | bie na zou gei ni qian hao bu hao! |
| [01:08.928] | que fa xian kou dai li mei you chao piao |
| [01:14.426] | lao tian ni zai kai wan xiao! |
| [01:18.925] | zuo tian mai shui hai sheng wu mao |
| [01:23.674] | a po wo bao zheng lian ben dai li gei ni yi xiang bu dao xian she zhang! hao bu hao! |
| [01:41.925] | ru jin de wo dao mei dao lian he shui dou hui ye zhe |
| [01:46.675] | wan wan mei xiang dao jiu lian |
| [01:48.927] | pei wo kan zhe shu de ni hui yao zou |
| [01:51.173] | bu yuan tian bu yuan di tiao zheng xin tai ji xu...... |
| [01:55.427] | zhe shi a po chu xian le |
| [02:00.175] | xiao huo zi kuai huan qian hao bu hao |
| [02:03.924] | lian ben dai li yi gong 200 ling wu mao what? |
| [02:09.427] | a po qiu qiu ni kuai xing xing hao |
| [02:12.926] | jia dang quan bei nv piao reng jin xia shui dao |
| [02:18.173] | lao tian ni zai kai wan xiao |
| [02:22.671] | bu yao zai gao wo hao bu hao |
| [02:27.172] | wo xiang yi ding shi shang ci tou tai zou cuo le dao diao ru shuai shen dao wo bu yao! |
| [02:54.921] | ta zong shi shuo zi ji hen mei yong yi tian dao wan bu qu gong zuo |
| [03:01.173] | yuan tian you ren |
| [03:04.169] | ta shuo ta zhan pian yi jiu mei gou jie fang si lin dou li ta yuan zou |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : mó wáng jī dà rén |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : mó wáng jī dà rén |
| [00:04.180] | cí qǔ: mó wáng jī dà rén |
| [00:07.179] | biān qǔ: dīng zhào zūn lóng mó wáng jī dà rén jí tā: dīng zhào zūn lóng |
| [00:19.929] | zài fáng jiān jiǎo luò zhōng zhǎo dào yī shuāng lán sè qiú xié |
| [00:24.429] | kàn kàn shǒu biǎo zhǐ zhēn zhǐ xiàng 12: 00! |
| [00:28.676] | chuān shang le nǚ péng yǒu qíng rén jié sòng de máo kǎn jiān! |
| [00:33.176] | zhǔn bèi qù mào xiǎn |
| [00:37.680] | lóu dào zhōng mí màn zhe māo shǐ de wèi dào! |
| [00:42.676] | fā xiàn zì jǐ dǔ zi zài jiào! |
| [00:46.929] | gé bì a pó shǒu zhōng duān zhe rè téng téng de shuǐ jiǎo! |
| [00:51.676] | kuài ràng wǒ chī diào! |
| [00:56.178] | qiú qiú le jiù yī wǎn hǎo bù hǎo! |
| [00:59.927] | lián yī kǒu rè tāng wǒ dōu bù xiǎng fàng diào! |
| [01:05.426] | bié ná zǒu gěi nǐ qián hǎo bù hǎo! |
| [01:08.928] | què fā xiàn kǒu dài lǐ méi yǒu chāo piào |
| [01:14.426] | lǎo tiān nǐ zài kāi wán xiào! |
| [01:18.925] | zuó tiān mǎi shuǐ hái shèng wǔ máo |
| [01:23.674] | ā pó wǒ bǎo zhèng lián běn dài lì gěi nǐ yì xiǎng bú dào xiān shē zhàng! hǎo bù hǎo! |
| [01:41.925] | rú jīn de wǒ dǎo méi dào lián hē shuǐ dōu huì yē zhe |
| [01:46.675] | wàn wàn méi xiǎng dào jiù lián |
| [01:48.927] | péi wǒ kàn zhè shū de nǐ huì yào zǒu |
| [01:51.173] | bù yuàn tiān bù yuàn dì tiáo zhěng xīn tài jì xù...... |
| [01:55.427] | zhè shí ā pó chū xiàn le |
| [02:00.175] | xiǎo huǒ zi kuài huán qián hǎo bù hǎo |
| [02:03.924] | lián běn dài lì yī gòng 200 líng wǔ máo what? |
| [02:09.427] | ā pó qiú qiú nǐ kuài xíng xíng hǎo |
| [02:12.926] | jiā dàng quán bèi nǚ piào rēng jìn xià shuǐ dào |
| [02:18.173] | lǎo tiān nǐ zài kāi wán xiào |
| [02:22.671] | bú yào zài gǎo wǒ hǎo bù hǎo |
| [02:27.172] | wǒ xiǎng yí dìng shì shàng cì tóu tāi zǒu cuò le dào diào rù shuāi shén dào wǒ bú yào! |
| [02:54.921] | tā zǒng shì shuō zì jǐ hěn méi yòng yì tiān dào wǎn bù qù gōng zuò |
| [03:01.173] | yuàn tiān yóu rén |
| [03:04.169] | tā shuō tā zhàn pián yí jiù méi gòu jiē fāng sì lín dōu lí tā yuǎn zǒu |
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