One-Legged Girl Lyrics

	Behind the counter stood on crutches made of wood
	A one-legged girl with blue-grey eyes, warm and wise.
	I fled from that place and from that lovely face
	That the one-legged girl stole my heart and
	I need help.
	Cold November morning, buried under trees.
	I would stay here all day long except
	I have to eat.
	Crack the woods, crack them open both with shovels and yells.
	Got to find little people, got to ask for their help.
	And I tell them
	If I could run fast, as fast as the
	Flash Or be as cool as
	Ash in Army of
	Darkness.
	If I were a
	Gai-King or maybe a
	Viking, Stronger than the
	Thing then
	I could win the one-legged girl.
	Getting close to nighttime, running out of steam.
	By now I know my family’s looking and they’ll know right where
	I’ll be. Spy the eyes in the twilight, small and bright, warm and wise.
	Little hats, little fingers, and a flask full of wine.
	And I’d tell them
	If my hand were wheels and if my feet were wheels
	Then I could roll over all of my rivals.
	If I could cast a spell or do something swell
	So that she could tell
	I was worth her attention.
	Arms drag me away.
	The little eyes wink out.
	Stuffed inside my pocket is a flask of wine.
	Now I can run as fast as the
	Flash Or be as cool as
	Ash in Army of
	Darkness.
	Now I’ll be a
	Gai-King or maybe a
	Viking, Stronger than the
	Thing. Now
	I can win the one-legged girl!

	Behind the counter stood on crutches made of wood
	A onelegged girl with bluegrey eyes, warm and wise.
	I fled from that place and from that lovely face
	That the onelegged girl stole my heart and
	I need help.
	Cold November morning, buried under trees.
	I would stay here all day long except
	I have to eat.
	Crack the woods, crack them open both with shovels and yells.
	Got to find little people, got to ask for their help.
	And I tell them
	If I could run fast, as fast as the
	Flash Or be as cool as
	Ash in Army of
	Darkness.
	If I were a
	GaiKing or maybe a
	Viking, Stronger than the
	Thing then
	I could win the onelegged girl.
	Getting close to nighttime, running out of steam.
	By now I know my family' s looking and they' ll know right where
	I' ll be. Spy the eyes in the twilight, small and bright, warm and wise.
	Little hats, little fingers, and a flask full of wine.
	And I' d tell them
	If my hand were wheels and if my feet were wheels
	Then I could roll over all of my rivals.
	If I could cast a spell or do something swell
	So that she could tell
	I was worth her attention.
	Arms drag me away.
	The little eyes wink out.
	Stuffed inside my pocket is a flask of wine.
	Now I can run as fast as the
	Flash Or be as cool as
	Ash in Army of
	Darkness.
	Now I' ll be a
	GaiKing or maybe a
	Viking, Stronger than the
	Thing. Now
	I can win the onelegged girl!

	Behind the counter stood on crutches made of wood
	A onelegged girl with bluegrey eyes, warm and wise.
	I fled from that place and from that lovely face
	That the onelegged girl stole my heart and
	I need help.
	Cold November morning, buried under trees.
	I would stay here all day long except
	I have to eat.
	Crack the woods, crack them open both with shovels and yells.
	Got to find little people, got to ask for their help.
	And I tell them
	If I could run fast, as fast as the
	Flash Or be as cool as
	Ash in Army of
	Darkness.
	If I were a
	GaiKing or maybe a
	Viking, Stronger than the
	Thing then
	I could win the onelegged girl.
	Getting close to nighttime, running out of steam.
	By now I know my family' s looking and they' ll know right where
	I' ll be. Spy the eyes in the twilight, small and bright, warm and wise.
	Little hats, little fingers, and a flask full of wine.
	And I' d tell them
	If my hand were wheels and if my feet were wheels
	Then I could roll over all of my rivals.
	If I could cast a spell or do something swell
	So that she could tell
	I was worth her attention.
	Arms drag me away.
	The little eyes wink out.
	Stuffed inside my pocket is a flask of wine.
	Now I can run as fast as the
	Flash Or be as cool as
	Ash in Army of
	Darkness.
	Now I' ll be a
	GaiKing or maybe a
	Viking, Stronger than the
	Thing. Now
	I can win the onelegged girl!

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