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Have you ever seen an idealist |
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With grey hairs on his head |
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Or successful men who keep in touch |
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With unsuccessful friends? |
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You only think you do |
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I could have sworn |
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I saw it too |
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But as it turns out, |
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It was just a clever ad for cigarettes |
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Cause if it isn't making dollars |
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Then it isn't making sense |
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If you aren't moving units |
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Then you're not worth the expense |
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If you really want to make it |
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You had best remember this |
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If it isn't penetration |
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Then it isn't worth a kiss |
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We're so sorry, sir, |
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But you did not quite make the cut this time, and we'd appriciate it if you'd cleared your stuff on out by five |
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Don't take it personal |
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Everyone knows you did your best |
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If it makes it easier, you should look at things from our perspective |
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Cause if it isn't making dollars |
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Then it isn't making sense |
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If you aren't moving units |
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Then you're not worth the expense |
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If you really want to make it |
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You had best remember this |
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If it isn't penetration |
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Then it isn't worth a kiss |
