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I wouldn't be glad wouldn't be sad |
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I wouldn't be good if I knew what I could |
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And I hate to go |
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But I must you know |
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Duty calls |
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Niagara Falls |
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See it go down |
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As it falls on the ground |
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And gets up again |
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At the count of ten |
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I would like everyone here to repeat after me |
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Something of which I know nothing about |
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Namely that which I will tell you |
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(That which I will tell you) |
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I'm going to school breaking a rule |
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I'm going around in a pityful frown |
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'Coz I didn't pass (came) |
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Bottom of the class (Oh! what a shame) |
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Teacher was mad |
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So was me dad |
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Took off his belt |
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And without any help |
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Really hit me hard |
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Where I'd stuck a card |
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Thick I may be but a fool I am certainly not |
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Always remember the golden rule |
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When in no doubt get a car out |
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And while you're there how about... |
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Fetching me one of those pneumatic drills |
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Boy! I really love the sound that they make |
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So good for the pains and aches of life in general |
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Don't be such a miser |
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At the most a fiver's all you pay |
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Many's the time |
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I have wondered about what it is |
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I want you all to repeat after me |
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Something I know you know I know |
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(Something I know you know I know) |
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I wouldn't behold wouldn't be cold |
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I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my |
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Dear old mum and dad |
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And the fun they had |
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Early one night |
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Dad put out the light |
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Got hold of me mum |
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Said he wanted a son |
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And as you can see |
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The result was me |
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Somebody told me once money does not grow on trees |
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Well if that's true then how do you explain |
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Apples oranges and lemons |
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Not forgetting melons |
